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If only my cock were as big as the empire edition

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>it's been 5 years since a girl's looked at me like that
I just want to fucking die.

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What is your favorite tea, George?

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just bought 2 tshirts costing £50

>when you show her a map of the republic of china's empire in 2031

deanoooooo

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might buy Sup Forums one day just so I can perma rangeban mongs who make threads 30 posts early

smithy and deano want to go to the pub
gaz wants to stay in playing fortnite
me and matty suggest coming to mine to play fifa until the match, few bevvies and a cheeky takeaway - pukka

2mg klonopin down the hatch

My favourite is Earl Grey.

alri

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>people pay money to read this

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Genuinely got a girl to react like that to my cock lol. There is truly no greater feeling

remember when people said battycoin would hit 20k

puttering

spent £500 on a gucci t-shirt GOML

the US made patriotism a normie/mainstream thing after 9/11, even the most liberal Democrats still feel a sense of patriotism and respect for their military

british people unfortunately mostly sneer at patriotic types, it's why mockery of the DM and Express is so common, it's seen as a commoner thing, and attracts council estate types. The Falklands was the last time Britain viewed military service positively by the majority.

You won’t do that just like you don’t do anything you say you will.

take note yanks

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the deano fallacy

might buy a Sup Forums pass so i dont have to phone post but i am super poor so donations are appreciated

The girl in work will show genuine interest in me, talk to me constantly, try and get my attention, be happy to see me one day.
Then other days she doesn't even talk to me.

I don't understand girls. Do they do this on purpose?

>Genuinely got a girl to react like that to my cock lol. There is truly no greater feeling

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it did though
unless you mean gbp but who measures the value of bitcoin in gbp?

>the deano fallacy

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whats this haircut called?

sad

she's waiting for you to do that to her you fucking spanner
grow some balls and do the same to her or fuck up a great opportunity to catch some pussy

Weird looking guy

I have that shirt on the left

>it mostly attracts the ultra-nationalistic who want to fight for their country
This is fundamentally wrong. Even mongs realise theres no fighting going on, the majority of people that join the forces do so because there isnt much alternative if you dont have any qualifications or skills.

People see the army as self help. Gain some disicpline, get some applicable knowledge and and have some adventure. Thats how most recruits see the army

kek

KEK

>i-it'll rise again, y-you salty no coiners

COINERS ON POOPETUAL POOICIDE WATCH

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*distorted, mournful wailing coming from the attic*

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the deano lifestyle is a literal paradise, anyone who says they wouldn't kill for it is kidding themselves

>I have that shirt on the left

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anime

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So I told Dean to lay down on the floor
he actually did it the absolute madman!

could she take it all

this

and i look a bit like that guy on the left too
scary lol

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have a day off pal

what're they doing

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you've got a banshee, mate? give her one for me

oi mate want a day off

who is this?

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me, azza, bazza, dazza, cazza, lazza, mazza, chazza, hazza and razza are all going out tonight weyyy heyyy get the bevvies in kid

he got a carhartt tshirt

vile gremlin

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pedooooo pedoooo

alri

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the North is Scotland lite

remember when carhartt cargos were all the rage

don't like a woman that's too overly groomed for e.g. (fake tan, fake eyebrows, fake eyelashes, caked in makeup, highlight, mascara all in one) just like a nice girl thats a tiny bit groomed you get what im saying lads
hard to find in a place such as newcastle

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doopin mental that ex lads

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good idea, bad execution
gimmick verdict: bin it

looking smug

>just like a nice girl thats a tiny bit groomed you get what im saying lads

the low T virgin freak opinion. just admit you want to nonce a little boy like some afghan warlord

The Empire was in decline by then.

>you will never live during this time

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OI! OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

it reached its territorial peak in 1921 dumb yank, it netted a bunch of clay in ww1

yeah yeah have a day off mate get pussy on the regs i do

good

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The UK is the only anglophone nation where it's called football you provincial limey

any fortnite mobile man in

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loathe reddit newfags like this poster

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the 6.8 has consumed my mind the entire day again

Millennial Woes said it best- if the Victorian era had the technology and medicine and hygiene of today, but kept the social attitudes and morality and aesthetics (and demographics) of its own time, it would be a utopia

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sneed's sneed and sneed

except victorian social attitudes and morality were highly oppressive and structured to the point of autism

STOP YOU'RE SCARING ME DUDE

only if I had capital to invest and could be moderately wealthy. Otherwise I'd prefer the 18th century

US financial situation in the Victorian era was unstable as fuck though

the 6,8 is a bit too confident relative to her looks

wonder if she's on benzos too

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TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY
WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY

>Millennial Woes said it best

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Territory that they would surrender for battleships less than a generation later my friend. Hell, by 1919 New York had superseded London as the center of global finance.

thank god

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structure is good
disagree about oppression, there was a very comfortable social cohesion between the classes, everyone respected their place in society, class war wasn't a thing

wypipo all look the same baka

I hear you

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SCREAMING

unfair to call specimens like this 'human'

dont care, the map had the most pink on it in 1921 you autist
>class war wasn't a thing
you need to brush up on your history laddo

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>class war wasn't a thing
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