Culture Pals - /cp/

No Frends Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

old:

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Other urls found in this thread:

discord.gg/BbPXC2Y
youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0
youtube.com/watch?v=PZ_7ipJ6Cx8
youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

Hello

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Hi

Hello finnfriend

tfw no trap gf

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>wanting a trap

helo

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Have this gift

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Frens

Is it possible to find a gf from 1st world for an ordinary russian guy?

Maybe but she will probably be autistic

I should think you have to be a pro Navalny activist if you ever want a chance sadly

Yeah it is

I always wanted a finnish fren, would you like to be frens?

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thasnk

lets

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Girl wonders why I am so categorical about tattoos. I just don't want tattoos.

Thanks fren

How do I make it so that I don't view 50 year old proctologists from utah when using the script?

>scripting

Lmao look at this d00d

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-1 view today
d-does it means I'm gay?

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Dont be asburger and just try to look for people you find interesting

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I'm busy jerking off to asian trap porn

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Join the new /cp/ server!

discord.gg/BbPXC2Y

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Try to look for these people in Glasgow
youtube.com/watch?v=30nfka8J8Y0

stop shilling this shit

how do i interact with femoid

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I get no views and no messages ever
if I send "hey you're cute :)" to females will I get laid eventually?

post profile

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H-hi :3

What's that you say?
Why yes I will be getting completely fucked tonight and go clubbing

How are the other anons in this thread spending their Friday night?

Dwarf fortress

Work

Sad!

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>sad

I just found out the new raiding system has been out, I'm hyped. Enjoy ure hurting feet.

playing the guitar and drinking rum, followed by some s.t.a.l.k.e.r.

hi

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letting my inside die with c++

>programming in c++
>ever

How to chat up some birds

Reading a book about Logic and Assiomatic f-for uni I swear I'm not a nerd.

W-what are you doing this Friday??

41st for Albanians and Turks are hideous.

turk IP qts > american IP qts

going to have a comfy bath and then maybe wath something
what are you doing??

Hey! Someone finally commented on my picture and thinks I'm good looking. Not sure about her though
youtube.com/watch?v=PZ_7ipJ6Cx8

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But these are guys not qts, i get a new message every day and it's from one of them. How many of them are among us?

I just video called for 3 hours with my qt, she’s so excited to see me next week. She said she bought new long socks just for me!

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Of course. But that’s because IP is not well known here. American qts use Instagram.

Same about here, our IP qts are disgusting.

>tfw not the alternate reality where IP is the most used platform for girls

Oh man, there was an Argentine qt who was fucking FINE

Her username was like banana something, can anyone remember?

Most likely drunk as fuck

Literally the only good answer this thread

I'm getting warmed up before I leave

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I'm jealous I had my last bath 5 years ago... now I live in a appartment with the inferior shower box

^ this

well night potatoniggress
t.chink

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I’m going to go to sleep in an hour. I need to be awake at 0400

Tfw you realize that you’ve been video calling every single day with your qt for the past 6.5 months

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B

Feeling good my man

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Get drunjkk

Wow me too

How old is everyone and your success rates

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-8 views
-0 messages

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-30 views
-6 messages
-they're all ''hi''
what's the point of that

"I only want original messages and will block you if you only say hi or hey."
Do their profiles say that?

fucking goreans

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one of the common denominators ye. it's like im supposed to entertain them

22, i've fucked 5 girls through interpals. Have one more visiting me in august, rarest flag yet

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26

I’ve made 3 IRL friendships with IP girls. I’m meeting another this week but she’s my qt

>rarest flag yet

North Korean defector?

Huh well I only ever get messages from guys and even when that happens it is rare but when I do they put effort

rarest for me, i cant compete with porcos adventures

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Brazil?

What countries did you do the sex with?

Does any english people wanna talk to me?

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should i tell my virgin girl that i am virgin too?

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yes

25 (26 next month). Met some interesting people. Shagged 2 IRL, met 5 others who I hung out with. WIll probably visit a Japanese qt this summer but I don't really expect to shag her, just wish she could show me around cool places there. I always wanted to visit Japan.

>mfw thinking about my qt

she said i was really cute

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Why did you leave the server? Lol

It's possible, but it would be very difficult. Majority of the qties from normal countries tend to ignore my profile so I end up getting t*rkish, SEA and Polish girls.

>tfw qties message me solely because they believe i live in an amazing country where everyone is rich and happy

it's not at all

But you indeed live in an amazing country where everyone is rich and happy.

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oh,
i guess it's just me that's unhappy then

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21, no success at all, though I've only been here a month and my photos aren't that good so I'll probably improve with time and a new account.

Most people on this site are exceptions to that rule.

>British
>selfproblaimed """bookwoorm""", says that she has read over 300 books
>didn't read Tolstoy, Ayn Rand, Solzhenitsyn, Dante or James Joyce

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>didnt read Ayn Rand

lucky girl

>Ayn Rand
not even a writer, fanfiction with no sense for style
>Solzhenitsyn
an overrated joke of a writer that makes up numbers and did not even go through stuff that other gulag writers did

>last 9 views have been either men or asians

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>noogen
i always thought they was pronounced "win"

>america
>that high up
haha yeah r-right
25 but I lied about my age on my account
0%

i want hot kisses

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Are you me? Same but have been talking to one girl steady but no lewd

Possibly, I've got two girls I'm talking too consistently now who're both into the same shit I am, one of them responds every few days whenever she logs on and the other is on basically all the time and responds whenever I send her a message.

If a man sends me this
youtube.com/watch?v=Wdx5nGphnAI
Should I be concerned?
Dude, you are me do they your girls have better jobs than you?

>What kind of vibe does it give to you
what does she mean by this? do normies substitute "feeling" with "vibe"

*kisses you*

One works for Nintendo as a Nintendo rep, no idea about the other one though.

Yes, though "vibe" is typically a hippie term.

One is a psychiatrist and the other one is a year older but has gone through 6 years of college and has traveled a bunch