/brit/

SHE SAID, "'YE, CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MALL?"
I SAID, "LOOK, YOU NEED TO CRAWL 'FORE YOU BALL
COME AND MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM STALL
AND SHOW ME WHY YOU DESERVE TO HAVE IT ALL."
(BALL SO HARD) THAT SHIT CRAY, AIN’T IT JAY?
(BALL SO HARD)
WHAT SHE ORDER, FISH FILLET?
(BALL SO HARD)
"YOUR WHIP SO COLD" – THIS OLD THING?
(BALL SO HARD)
ACT LIKE YOU’LL EVER BE AROUND MOTHAFUCKAS LIKE THIS AGAIN
BOUGIE GIRL, GRAB MY HAND
FUCK THAT BITCH; SHE DON’T WANNA DANCE
EXCUSE MY FRENCH, BUT I’M IN FRANCE, AHAH, I’M JUST SAYIN'
PRINCE WILLIAMS AIN’T DO IT RIGHT IF YOU ASK ME
‘CAUSE I WAS HIM I WOULD HAVE MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY
WHAT’S GUCCI, MY NIGGA? WHAT’S LOUIS, MY KILLA?
WHAT’S DRUGS, MY DEALER? WHAT’S THAT JACKET, MARGIELA?
DOCTORS SAY I’M THE ILLEST
‘CAUSE I’M SUFFERING FROM REALNESS
GOT MY NIGGAS IN PARIS AND THEY GOING GORILLAS, HUH

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down to the last slice of pizza
gon die

sometimes think i could be a good rapper if i wasn't born upper middle class and white

anime

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yes you do, don't lie you jelly stinky slimy resentful butter kraut

be a good boy now and delete your FB if you have it xx

(You)
why did you post this?

for lazy brainlets. it's that important

>mfw white "people" were near me

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>"In 2012, Jeremy was responding to concerns about the removal of public art on grounds of freedom of speech. However, the mural was offensive, used anti-Semitic imagery, which has no place in our society, and it was right that it was removed."

ahahahahah so many SJWs voted for a tankie who hates loves brexit and hates jews

comrade corbyn is the gift that keeps giving

rate the bod

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whats the equivalent of tories and labour in ireland

WHOAH where's yer ead mate

>apologize, albion.

what's your secret, looking good

Ok then you are just a regular French cunt.

>housemate asked me if I needed into the bathroom before she was going to get a bath
>asked me when I was in the middle of my dinner so I had to say no because it was going to get cold
>now I need a massive shit and she's in there listening to Ed Sheeran
fucking HATE women fucking INCONSIDERATE little SHITS

*loves Brexit
not sure why i ended up saying 'hates loves'

five live is so comfy

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

ngubu can fuckin stay la hes well integrated now you fuckin daft racist cunt jog on
go on my sisters son jumbambi la, right down the wing and into me sisters arse hole
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL

>>housemate
DIRE

*Stares at you*

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business idea: 10-minute conversation tutorials/simulators for youtube, updated daily to correspond with news/weather

how long does it take you to go to he bathroom
its not like she's going to wait for you to finish your dinner

Didn’t stop lil xan, then again he’s not good.

more of a babamooboo la myself

needed a fucking SHITE didn't i? hardly gonna take 20 seconds to shite am i? no.

→ #
Please sodomize me

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>sleep disturbance, irritability, increased tension and anxiety, panic attacks, hand tremor, shaking, sweating, difficulty with concentration, confusion and cognitive difficulty, memory problems, dry retching and nausea, weight loss, palpitations, headache, muscular pain and stiffness, a host of perceptual changes, hallucinations, seizures, psychosis, and suicide
hmmm
shant be touching the ol 'benzos lads
ill stick with my beans and weed

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good

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haha

got a wife n kids in balt-i-more JACK

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its not going to take so long your food goes cold unless your some fat lardlord with a shitty diet

Any white nationalist man in?

got beheaded by a moderate muslim on my way back home

alternate between starvation periods when binge eating days where you loath yourself after eating 3 days worth of food in an evening

hit the gym sometime

I went out for a ride and I never went back

might as well be VR. will never experience this

skinny tenant with shitty diet
takes me forever to poo

EL AMERICANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
NEGROS..GORDAS... LIMPIAR BAÑOS
`EL AMERICANO `LIBERA`` PAISES. NACIONES`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
SUBURBANOS!!..el americANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES AMERICANO EN ``LATÌN ???

*`MEZCLADUS HEDIONDUS MONUS`

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN AmericANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANGLOSAJONES
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE AGUILA, O HALCON
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS INGLESES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE HAMBURGUESA

good album lads?

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Whiter n you Muhammad

*inhales*

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its alri yeah, worth a listen imo

do you eat like a fucking woman or something? my shite's take a minimum of 5 minutes and i was already halfway through my meal so it would've got cold on me

stomach get rumbling in lecture today and people next to me started sniggering

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I love these copypatas
SHOO SHOO, OGRO DE LAS AMERICAS

yeah thought it was quite good imo

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not really

well just heat it up then
no one is going to wait for you to finish dinner so they can have a bath

potion seller..

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this happened to me yesterday but luckily the person next to me was my gf so the snigger was cute

took me a bit before it grew on me desu

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that's because they're INCONSIDERATE

You arrive in britan

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people are not here to wait hand on foot for you

This always happens to me. I think it may be the hereditary colonary cancer kicking in already.

CHOON
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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

THEY FUCKING SHOULD BE. She just called through the door asking for a towel but I'm just going to put earphones in and pretend I didn't hear her and wait for her to come out naked haha

need a jamaican gf to whine me

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Record it

Both of these people are paid "actors" for Trollstation.

gonna get an anxious friend and call him xanny

cats being a total spazoid

Nigger women are ugly

Football is a scheme to focus working class energy away from driving the political change needed to benefit them.

put him in the cage

*worried*

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had 3 takeaways ina row:indian, dominos, chipper

politics is a scheme by your brain to stop you from having a happy life

I want to lick out her anus.

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>oi! It's actors!

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this girl is definitely underage

fat shit fat shit fat shit
fat shit
oh you're a fat shit yes you are

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DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
IM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE

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oh fuck off you sad posh cunt

bollocks

Cats have been having a proper scrap
Tufts of fur everywhere
Older one is being a cunt to the younger fatter one
Sad times...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I'M GAY, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!

DUDE, I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nothing wrong with having a laugh at notting hill carnival

it was actors though you spazmoid and here's the proofs
youtube.com/watch?v=Hyk_6otVBTs

protogf is being boring again. starting to reconsider the whole gf thing.

at the very oldest she's 18, but she looks closer to being 16 or 17

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is that perturbed paco?

>nothing wrong with having a laugh at notting hill carnival

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women are boring tbqh

she has such a small mouth
weird

Any poo bum willy fart wank man in?

>I post lyrics in /brit/ threads. And you?

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she's normally a good laugh, just the past couple days she's been awful boring

have you never visited the teen category on most porn websites?

had 3 cocks in a row: black, white and asian