SHE SAID, "'YE, CAN WE GET MARRIED AT THE MALL?"
I SAID, "LOOK, YOU NEED TO CRAWL 'FORE YOU BALL
COME AND MEET ME IN THE BATHROOM STALL
AND SHOW ME WHY YOU DESERVE TO HAVE IT ALL."
(BALL SO HARD) THAT SHIT CRAY, AIN’T IT JAY?
(BALL SO HARD)
WHAT SHE ORDER, FISH FILLET?
(BALL SO HARD)
"YOUR WHIP SO COLD" – THIS OLD THING?
(BALL SO HARD)
ACT LIKE YOU’LL EVER BE AROUND MOTHAFUCKAS LIKE THIS AGAIN
BOUGIE GIRL, GRAB MY HAND
FUCK THAT BITCH; SHE DON’T WANNA DANCE
EXCUSE MY FRENCH, BUT I’M IN FRANCE, AHAH, I’M JUST SAYIN'
PRINCE WILLIAMS AIN’T DO IT RIGHT IF YOU ASK ME
‘CAUSE I WAS HIM I WOULD HAVE MARRIED KATE AND ASHLEY
WHAT’S GUCCI, MY NIGGA? WHAT’S LOUIS, MY KILLA?
WHAT’S DRUGS, MY DEALER? WHAT’S THAT JACKET, MARGIELA?
DOCTORS SAY I’M THE ILLEST
‘CAUSE I’M SUFFERING FROM REALNESS
GOT MY NIGGAS IN PARIS AND THEY GOING GORILLAS, HUH
/brit/
down to the last slice of pizza
gon die
sometimes think i could be a good rapper if i wasn't born upper middle class and white
anime
yes you do, don't lie you jelly stinky slimy resentful butter kraut
be a good boy now and delete your FB if you have it xx
(You)
why did you post this?
for lazy brainlets. it's that important
>mfw white "people" were near me
>"In 2012, Jeremy was responding to concerns about the removal of public art on grounds of freedom of speech. However, the mural was offensive, used anti-Semitic imagery, which has no place in our society, and it was right that it was removed."
ahahahahah so many SJWs voted for a tankie who hates loves brexit and hates jews
comrade corbyn is the gift that keeps giving
rate the bod
whats the equivalent of tories and labour in ireland
WHOAH where's yer ead mate
>apologize, albion.
what's your secret, looking good
Ok then you are just a regular French cunt.
>housemate asked me if I needed into the bathroom before she was going to get a bath
>asked me when I was in the middle of my dinner so I had to say no because it was going to get cold
>now I need a massive shit and she's in there listening to Ed Sheeran
fucking HATE women fucking INCONSIDERATE little SHITS
*loves Brexit
not sure why i ended up saying 'hates loves'
five live is so comfy
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
ngubu can fuckin stay la hes well integrated now you fuckin daft racist cunt jog on
go on my sisters son jumbambi la, right down the wing and into me sisters arse hole
GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLL
>>housemate
DIRE
*Stares at you*
business idea: 10-minute conversation tutorials/simulators for youtube, updated daily to correspond with news/weather
how long does it take you to go to he bathroom
its not like she's going to wait for you to finish your dinner
Didn’t stop lil xan, then again he’s not good.
more of a babamooboo la myself
needed a fucking SHITE didn't i? hardly gonna take 20 seconds to shite am i? no.
→ #
Please sodomize me
>sleep disturbance, irritability, increased tension and anxiety, panic attacks, hand tremor, shaking, sweating, difficulty with concentration, confusion and cognitive difficulty, memory problems, dry retching and nausea, weight loss, palpitations, headache, muscular pain and stiffness, a host of perceptual changes, hallucinations, seizures, psychosis, and suicide
hmmm
shant be touching the ol 'benzos lads
ill stick with my beans and weed
haha
got a wife n kids in balt-i-more JACK
its not going to take so long your food goes cold unless your some fat lardlord with a shitty diet
Any white nationalist man in?
got beheaded by a moderate muslim on my way back home
alternate between starvation periods when binge eating days where you loath yourself after eating 3 days worth of food in an evening
hit the gym sometime
I went out for a ride and I never went back
might as well be VR. will never experience this
skinny tenant with shitty diet
takes me forever to poo
EL AMERICANO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
NEGROS..GORDAS... LIMPIAR BAÑOS
`EL AMERICANO `LIBERA`` PAISES. NACIONES`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
SUBURBANOS!!..el americANO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE
-QUE ES AMERICANO EN ``LATÌN ???
*`MEZCLADUS HEDIONDUS MONUS`
¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN AmericANO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:
0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON MARRONES, COLOR CACA, TIRANDO PARA COBRIZOS, PARECEN MOJONES
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES ANGLOSAJONES
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE AGUILA, O HALCON
7- SON OREJONES, YA LOS INGLESES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE HAMBURGUESA
good album lads?
Whiter n you Muhammad
*inhales*
its alri yeah, worth a listen imo
do you eat like a fucking woman or something? my shite's take a minimum of 5 minutes and i was already halfway through my meal so it would've got cold on me
stomach get rumbling in lecture today and people next to me started sniggering
I love these copypatas
SHOO SHOO, OGRO DE LAS AMERICAS
yeah thought it was quite good imo
not really
well just heat it up then
no one is going to wait for you to finish dinner so they can have a bath
potion seller..
this happened to me yesterday but luckily the person next to me was my gf so the snigger was cute
took me a bit before it grew on me desu
that's because they're INCONSIDERATE
You arrive in britan
people are not here to wait hand on foot for you
This always happens to me. I think it may be the hereditary colonary cancer kicking in already.
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
THEY FUCKING SHOULD BE. She just called through the door asking for a towel but I'm just going to put earphones in and pretend I didn't hear her and wait for her to come out naked haha
need a jamaican gf to whine me
Record it
Both of these people are paid "actors" for Trollstation.
gonna get an anxious friend and call him xanny
cats being a total spazoid
Nigger women are ugly
Football is a scheme to focus working class energy away from driving the political change needed to benefit them.
put him in the cage
*worried*
had 3 takeaways ina row:indian, dominos, chipper
politics is a scheme by your brain to stop you from having a happy life
I want to lick out her anus.
>oi! It's actors!
this girl is definitely underage
fat shit fat shit fat shit
fat shit
oh you're a fat shit yes you are
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE
IM STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE
oh fuck off you sad posh cunt
bollocks
Cats have been having a proper scrap
Tufts of fur everywhere
Older one is being a cunt to the younger fatter one
Sad times...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I'M GAY, BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA!!!!!
DUDE, I'M GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nothing wrong with having a laugh at notting hill carnival
it was actors though you spazmoid and here's the proofs
youtube.com
protogf is being boring again. starting to reconsider the whole gf thing.
at the very oldest she's 18, but she looks closer to being 16 or 17
is that perturbed paco?
>nothing wrong with having a laugh at notting hill carnival
women are boring tbqh
she has such a small mouth
weird
Any poo bum willy fart wank man in?
>I post lyrics in /brit/ threads. And you?
she's normally a good laugh, just the past couple days she's been awful boring
have you never visited the teen category on most porn websites?
had 3 cocks in a row: black, white and asian