alri edition
/brit/
Dylan Price
Christopher Ortiz
/brit/ is fucking rapid nowadays
too fast
Brandon Smith
Blake Stewart
*birthday cake and candles*
Logan Bailey
it has always been fast
Michael Morales
big brappy brapper braphogs brapping
Andrew Morales
Lads why are we natives of Great Britain such an ugly bunch? I'm as patriotic as they come, but we must admit to this fact.
It doesn't even make sense, it can't be just genetics. When we travel the world, colonise and spread our seed our descendants and relatives became attractive (American WASPS, Canadians, Australians), while we still at home are lumpish looking brutes.
After conquest and occupation, the more beautiful peoples of Europe (Italians, Germans, French, Scandinavians) couldn't cure us of our blight.
And it can't be our environment, as there attractive races that hail from equally depressing lands (aforementioned Scandinavians, Russians)
Why do you think so many of our kings married brides from the continent?
Interesting hypothesis: the modern day British inclination to importing hundreds of thousands of foreigners is a subconscious attempt at improving our looks.
Ayden Sanders
the toilsman with no gf is the most oppressed and marginalised group in human history
Oliver James
Last thread lasted 40 minutes, which is pretty long these days. Remember last week we had a thread that lasted 17 minutes
Landon Carter
ribena, how would you describe your sexuality
Luke Bell
if I filled a bathtube with warm oil would I suffocate from the lack of oxygen? sounds comfy as fuck
Charles Reyes
Christ
Lincoln Jenkins
asexual trans female
Brody Turner
is that the girl from n dubz
Chase Taylor
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
Jackson Moore
William Martinez
lmao fuck off you idiot
Samuel Kelly
Corr
Jeremiah Gomez
Starting to feel bloated and in need of a shit and like throwing up yet I want to eat. My stomach is also no longer flat. Do fat people feel like this all the time?
Brayden Myers
is nova scotia the based black man about?
Justin Gutierrez
scromiting
Thomas Sullivan
>Liebowitz Social Anxiety Scale = 50
>You do not suffer from social anxiety.
YES I DO YOU FUCKING CUNT IT FUCKING CRIPPLES ME I HAVE TO TAKE BENZOS TO FUNCTION YOU LYING SHIT
Cameron Morris
Henry Bennett
>asexual trans female
Logan Cox
>idiot
expand
Kevin Walker
*make new thread every 200 posts*
>"why are threads moving so fast? haha we're so fucking popular guize!"
Luke White
what's wrong with these people
Cameron Jones
grow up
Oliver Lee
give us a link
Austin Stewart
Ur just weak.
Try harder at being yourself.
Julian Rivera
the most painful thing about the 6,8/10 is that I have a genuine chance with her
John Anderson
*magnum Zoetus*
Jackson Thomas
Michael Gutierrez
there is literally nothing asexual about you
you defective curry munching cunt
Robert Wood
nothing that is 100% pure can be good, it's sterile and soulless
Angel Ortiz
leibowitz says otherwise mate, now get out and talk to people
Luis Wood
hate the english wish we killed all anglo dogs after independence and adopted french
Logan Nguyen
want the shinyslag man to keep posting
Justin Lopez
Scared of losing your farm Whiteboi?
Jack Carter
Do you want a relationship with a man or woman?
Asher King
i would wander all through time and space
just to get a butchers at your face
Parker Hughes
I am muscular and low body fat, I have a very stylish haircut. I am a multimillionaire with larges circles of friends, both male and female.
Brody Miller
oh do fuck OFF
Andrew Morgan
Jaxson Cruz
Thomas Martin
I know a guy who is "alt right" and he really can't argue any of his points for shit.
Jeremiah Phillips
How are you asexual didn’t you perv on some girls and get in trouble with the law for it?
Charles Ortiz
didn't mention height so I can only surmise it's sub-5'10"
Caleb Gutierrez
haven't masturbated for nearly 3 hours now lads
reckon i can keep this nofap malarkey up forever at this rate haha x
Thomas Williams
bet you're not even green tier
I'm not sexually attracted to men or women, it's pretty simple
man, since that's the norm but sex does not interest me
Owen Flores
Cooper Cook
I'm going to stop making new threads. That will be my contribution to thread quality (even though my threads are quality)
Easton Cook
women can't squirt. its just piss.
Leo Robinson
he is a jew who will fuck off to israel when the time comes
Luis Edwards
Leo Ramirez
(づ｡｡)づ
LOOK AT MY DAB
Jack Ramirez
pics
Benjamin Gray
oh dear oh dear
Chase Hernandez
Sick of /yanks/ for all intensive purpoises
Logan Butler
no, i'm black.
also this.
Isaiah Richardson
Yuck.
Parker Gomez
malarky and milquetoast are both yank slang, don't use them cultural imperialist pigs
Oliver Nguyen
a few years ago it was a fair bit slower
threads would last a bit over an hour usually
Nathaniel Mitchell
armpit kino
Carter Sullivan
man's never done a poo in his life
William Morris
do you spank your plank at all
if so, what to
Matthew Young
Qualifying this afternoon will be a riot with heavy rain all day in Melbourne
Lincoln Cooper
Do indonesian people feel hatred toward the dutch???
Hudson Evans
Aiden Torres
why does coca cola taste better from a can
Elijah Cooper
Your fear score was 63 out of a possible 72.
Your avoidance score was 62 out of a possible 72.
Your combined score was 125 out of a possible 144.
Scores in the 96-144 range indicate very severe social anxiety.
Juan Flores
James Taylor
Lincoln Fisher
Poomen cannot be ever considered british
Easton Anderson
Connor Johnson
It's a long shot but are you the South African that likes James Ellroy?
Robert Hall
It doesn't, it tastes best from a glass bottle
Isaac Thompson
less transference from the container to the cola
Connor Green
can you please STOP posting this MOONface hamplanet bugwoman
Ryan Collins
Only for health reasons
thoughts of women enslaving men does it
Robert Morgan
killing myself soon
Bentley Jackson
men should be allowed to have one thick gf and one thin gf
Anthony Myers
Oh my fucking god
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
William Torres
nonce
Ryder Butler
don't know who that is, lad.
Bentley Ramirez
Please don't post photos of blokes
Joshua Fisher
Christopher Morales
(づ｡｡)づ
dab bitch dab
Dominic Torres
scromitorium
Nicholas Morris
wrong. bottles are opened and closed and shaken about releasing gas each time making it go flat.
Jason Gonzalez
yeh?
Sebastian Lopez
girls should be allowed to have one BLACK BULL bf and one provider white wussy "bf"
Luis Howard
looks like a girl i know what the actual fuck
Blake Price
Got my bonus today, lads.
Almost wish now I had some friends to celebrate with.
Grayson Gray
I'll shake you about in a minute if you're not fucking careful mate
Leo Watson
Samuel Perry
this is the power women have these days
telegraph.co.uk
Connor Green
Oh man Dr Pepper is really weird with this.
It tastes best from the big bottles, okay from cans, but disgusting from regular bottles.
Daniel Flores
any comfy man in
Jacob Robinson
prepping for the usa-china trade war lads