american negro edition
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anime
babestation
The gf
am leave my wallet in taxi last night between 10.30 to 11.00am ....so I call to taxi office today and tonight say sorry can't find wallet .. I don't believe taxi office ..must have taxi driver steal my wallet so, probably taxi driver throw away on street ... aslo my bus travel card on my photo as well bank card .. inside my wallet £70 pound
So, if u see any find my wallet please inform me to thank you
I work 40 hours a week and have no gf
>greek
>fez
why do some nationalities have nouns like Spaniard, while for others you have to do the +man thing like Frenchman or Englishman?
Once made my ex gf orgasm 7 times in one shagging session.
Keep trying to break that record with my current gf but I can't get past giving her 5 orgasms
Not even larping
cultural marxism? nah, no thanks
would imogen gay her poots if you catch my drift
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I've been with my wife for 10 years now. We met in high school, and I got her pregnant. She is and always has been a lazy person and a shit cook. I wouldn't even mind eating shit food if she at least made it on time. But she rarely did.
We'd get into screaming arguments constantly about how lazy and worthless she was. I felt like an asshole for it, but goddamn she was a real piece of work. The only reason I dealt with all this was for the kids, and also because the sex is great.
But one night, I got fed up. Not only did she get drunk, neglect the kids, and made me top Ramen for dinner, but she decided to give me attitude too. She was being real fucking bitchy. So I told my grandparents to keep an eye on the kids and told my wife we were going to go out and have dinner together.
I drove maybe 3 blocks to a quiet area (we live in Alberta, it's not hard to find a quiet field) and I got out of the car, went around like I was going to open her door for her and let her out, and I just beat the shit out of her while she was still seatbelted. After a few punches, I asked her if she wanted to go back to her parents. She started screaming and yelling and said yes, so I beat the shit out of her again. Then I asked her what she wanted to do. She finally got smart and said she wanted to go home. So I took her home and dared her to start trouble. I even handed her my cellphone and dialed her mom's number on the drive home. I made her talk to her mom, while daring her to fucking say something.
Before that incident, I had never laid a hand on her. But I had always threatened it. I told her "one of these days, if you don't straighten up, I'm going to lay hands on you." All my meals have been on time, and she just recently tried to make a meatloaf. It was mediocre, but I was just thrilled that she tried.
Do with this information what you will.
frogs/frenchies
anglos/nigels/brits/britons/limeys/rosbifs
gf wants me to videocall her lads
FUCK what am i supposed to do i can just tell im gonna sperg
hey tell me the point of having a gf besides sex
Once made my ex gf orgasm 7 times in one shagging session.
Keep trying to break that record with my current gf but I can't get past giving her 5 orgasms
Not even larping
Was gonna do datura until erowid stories scared the shit out of me. Got any links to favourite stories?
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the cuddles
sex is easy to get "on-demand", cuddles are the real treasure of a relationship
also its nice to have someone to do stuff with as well
wait is pewds actually a Sup Forumsack now?
thought that was just a meme
imogening her poots right this second
gay humor is so weird
youtube.com
fat girls cum too fast, the sex never lasts longer than 3 minutes
it's like they are so starved of intimacy, when they get some they can't handle it
Banged them both so much they needed vaginas transplants you nerd
Might have to straighten my own wife out. Thanks for the inspiration.
the oneitis is clogging my brain pores
move it football head
nice deduction Sherlock
sounds gay
Jay
Know a guy who did datura and apparently he was hallucinating completely (like, he couldn't really interact with the real world anymore properly) for about 3 days. This shit does not seem healthy la
because of how it sounds. "frencher" or "englisher" doesn't sound right. if the word allows it we can say "spaniard" or "norwegian" but sometimes it's not possible. a language expert could explain it better
so you didn't understand the question but replied anyway
is melvin here?
>cuddles are the real treasure of a relationship
>also its nice to have someone to do stuff with as well
LOL
Used to love browsing the psychedelics stories there.
munter
probably applies to guys too, right fatty ;^)
tramadol any good lads
going to drink drive to a prossie but waiting for her to arrive at the brothel haha
would smash her face in she gave me that stupid little look
think i might be a fat girl
Gonna pick up some McD's on the way?
bet the mudslime roaches will be up to no good over easter weekend
>so you didn't understand the question but replied anyway
*farts in your general direction*
"""cuddles"""
hahaha
good rare but polynesia doesn't show much on my flag map
where the african rares at
pics
Lawrence Bittaker and Roy Norris are the two worst serial killers I've ever read about
The most badass is Paul John Knowles. Legit went on a few month long gta style rampage
Orgasm is no longer an option
obsessed
'kin hell
nah i've been sniffing a bit of the ol' charlie so don't feel like eating haha
how do you connect with others?
Wish the the netherlands was under spanish rule
bluetooth
Cuddles are no longer an option
get a flight to britain and i'll have a few bevvies with you
What's being drunk and coked up called? cross faded still?
>Greek
yeah, I'll just have The Voice instead. bloody outstandin' 'tis too.
its called degeneracy
ah yes very cool until a child is wrapped around your bonnet
business idea: Nuke the channel
One blow till I'll take ya down, I'll take ya down
One smoke and your head spins around and around
Chrome mags, a million drags, it never lags
An old transport queen mama, you never seen
Hear a purrin' motor
And she's a-burnin' fuel
Push it over, baby
We're makin' love unto you
Power booster, I'm talkin' to God and more
Crank it up and above my head
Smell my shit eating grin on the skin of my world
Six hundred sixty six miles per hour
not really
taken 600mg today and its rather underwhelming
wtf la 400mg is like seizure territory
dunno there's not really a name that i know of just say you're on the gear
may be different in yankland but no one here would sniff coke alone without alcohol (unless they were a literal full on addict)
if you're doing charlie then it's pretty much assumed you're drinking also
It's great. I puke if I mix it with alcohol but some people like it that way. Start off with 100mg (on an empty stomach) then pop one 50mg pill every 30-60 minutes as needed. Don't go over 400mg.
Nothing better than lying in a dark room with your eyes closed while off your tits on tramadol. Pure relaxation bliss. I take modafinil or something similar before dosing tramadol so I can stay awake in the euphoric state without falling asleep and wasting it. Visuals can be very vivid as well
desu by the time I took the last 200mg the first had pretty much worn off
but yeah a bit stupid
dont u find it hard to fuck on chang/ and almost impossible to cum? i mean with ciagra it's fucking heaven but there's nothing more embarrasing than having an 18 year old romanian slap your limp cock about for 20 minutes. although i usually don't go down that road until i've been awake snorting and drinking for at least 30 hours. do u use adultwork? rememeber to check the rear and front headlight assembly bulbs lad don't give them any exvcuse to stop you
done it loads of times and not killed anyone yet
although there's not going to be and children pondering the street at this time, not that the age would matter
what does the UK exports to the rest of europe
beto kisses niggers
actual scum of humanity
is there TWO cokelads??
Mandy. Go to a drug club and slam some powder, you'll make deep meaningful connections with everyone you talk to
banter
rosbif
hmm mate gets the stuff prescribed think ill have to try it
music
yeah i do if i've sniffed a lot but i ain't had that much
didn't buy any tonight but my mate sorted me a few keys which has done enough to get rid of my appetite although my jaw is going slightly
i'm normally a premature ejaculator so at this level it's just going to help me last longer
monkeys from the arctic
LOL
but i am talking about products
Big fan of serbia haha
Would highly recommend. You can increase the effects by drinking grape juice or something. A mate and me looked up the best potentiation methods online when we did it together
youtu.be
thoughts on country music in 2018
benzo man
actavis are better for vallies
goods: nearly nothing
services: nearly everything
there are loads of lads in this general that sniff the odd bit of charlie (i'm not a regular user) but there's only one mong who thinks he's really cool for doing drugs and is insistent on mentioning it in every post
would bet good money that he's one of those mugs that gets ripped off with bashed gear too