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Jordan Kelly
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Luis Thomas
kys furfag jesus fucking christ I don't evenr want to see another thread like this ever again
v peace
Jonathan Foster
What's for dinner tonight lads?
Samuel Bell
never liked lucario
always liked beating up that shit in diamond/pearl/platinum
Julian Long
Henry Allen
Elijah Lopez
this next post tho
Ian Kelly
Have befriended a runt lads, turns out they are a kind and gentle people
Brayden Robinson
And all kinds of mental baggage.
Isaiah Brooks
James Lee
oh no no
Jose Price
BIG STIFFY UH
CUM REAL STICKY UH
Hudson Hall
anyone remember when /brit/ was good? those were the days
Lucas Thomas
What the fuck is going on with my Sup Forums. Think this must be Russian hackers
Easton White
>phoneposting
neck yourself
Nolan Lewis
The nose have it
Jose Watson
all me
Parker Lewis
post absolute bangers
Aaron Ramirez
can NEVER be bothered to do ab exercices tbqh
Noah Cox
All this nowflake generation does is whinge about how they deserve everything they dont want to pull their finger out and work like we did
Btw ill be increasing your rent by £50 in your council flat cum buy to let
Btw you'll be getting paid £400 less in real terms
Btw im curtailing youre ability to leave the uk
Btw im making you indebted in order to obtain education
Btw i expect you to pay NI and council tax to support me in old age but will scrapping your pension
Isaac Rodriguez
God I wish that were me
Jordan Brown
fascinating
Isaac Morris
Hmm yes. Like me some deep sea stuff.
Henry Davis
me and the lads
Matthew Brown
>Scum Gang stands for “Society Can’t Understand Me.”
haha i guess this might be for me after all
Jaxon Torres
Kayden Nguyen
*Drives into /brit/*
Gabriel Sanders
Why do so many babies look like Winston Churchill? Was he as prolific as Genghis Khan?
Caleb Hernandez
“We don’t know many details, but we understand he collapsed in the street and possibly died of hypothermia.”
Mason James
Do all babies look like Winston Churchill or does Winston Churchill look like a baby?
Ian Stewart
how does someone just die of hypothermia while walking down the street i thought you had to be freezing in wet or something. totally confused.
Daniel Wilson
that squid could nearly eat that submarine
Adam Young
n severe hypothermia, there may be paradoxical undressing, in which a person removes his or her clothing, as well as an increased risk of the heart stopping.[2]
Tyler Evans
Maybe it was really cold outside
Ryan Harris
Praise Jesus lads
Connor Cook
imagine getting hypothermia and being so out of it you think to yourself "the solution is to take off my clothes, it makes perfect sense."
Adam Phillips
can you guys watch this video
Oliver Martinez
I want furbait jackal to sit on my face.
James Ross
Hey
Carson Peterson
i tried to at least
Henry Murphy
who will the US invade first now that bolton is back in power
iran, nk, syria or venezuela?
Aiden Hill
Is she cute from the front?
Sebastian Hernandez
syria
Ryan Martinez
no idea probably average
Andrew Nelson
Part of syria is already invaded
Cameron Peterson
apparently the people who knew about the location of the tellytubbies set were shot after it was decided they didn't need to know the location
Zachary Murphy
star trek is genuinely good, regret not starting sooner
Brayden Sanchez
You been to Tianenmen square lad???
Jack Robinson
virgin runt
Jacob Lewis
thanks for trying
Camden Rivera
...
Noah Taylor
np lad
Jayden Jenkins
@87293918
don't ever reply to me without my permission you waste of air
Luis Lee
i told this girl at work who i want to bang so hard and talk to constantly and flirt with i was going to a casino this weekend but it was really just a lie to buy her a 700 pound pair of vivienne westwoof shoes with my "winnings". the reality is i work full time and have me rent and car and everything paid for so just have loads of spare cash. . NEED her to ditch her bf and she talks to me constantly about her problems with him and giggles like aschoolgirl when i tell her she's an angel. even if she won't go out with me she'll walk around in the shoes and let me smell hher air and feel her hips. she sits there at work browsing shoes and dreams of these and says she'll never have them to just hand them to her would be magical
Blake Morgan
just rape her
Jose Bell
yeah went in 2016
Alexander Scott
Answer the question Drumpf
Jaxon Sanders
refuse to believe this is real
Nolan Fisher
you're going to spend 700 quid on a bird that's stringing you along for attention?
Ethan Nelson
what did it mean by this
Connor Carter
I want to make love to Emma Watson and please er sexually.
Lucas Carter
fantastic post
Brandon Russell
shes beautiful mate a real 6.8/10
Anthony Morris
you have cucked yourself into oblivion with that desperate gift lmaoooo
also she sounds like a brainlet
Ayden Cooper
not sure
Jason Ward
Haven't wanked in 3 days
So fucking HORNY jesus
Jack Price
Hmmmm...
Jordan Reed
it’s a wild world indeed lads
Christopher Moore
feel like listening to abba but i dont know which song
Dominic Hughes
me third from left thinking about my life
Nathan Sanchez
dancing queen
Lucas Myers
Can't believe that pepe has become a hate symbol
Nathan Nelson
Isaac Jenkins
SOS
Jaxon Parker
im not gonna miss 700 quid id be happy just watching that barbie doll irl walk in them she always wears her pink shoes these days and whispers to me and licked my ear. she's so materialistic i bet i could buy her because she's been so used to datin rich people and the high life but now she cant even afford 700 quid on sheds
James Bell
you haven't experienced Abba until you've sung it after consuming lots of alcohol at an upmarket KTV place with a British-Indian girl in a Tier 2 city in China at 1 in the morning
Jack Gray
screaming
Carter James
Hi, my name is Jake I'm 32 years old. Today I went to work like every other day, I work for a software company. Today in my office I did what I usually do I open my bdsm porn before other employees show up and I masturbate aggressively. Today I forgot that my boss was coming in early to prepare for a presentation. For whatever reason I removed my pants completely for comfortability. I heard the elevator *ding* I was so fucking scared I threw up while reaching for my keyboard to close the porn, I then heard him walking towards my office, I missed the X in panic then reached for my pants, he fucking saw the porn he fucking saw me naked and it was really creepy porn, blood and gore on my 4k screen. I had my Christian cross on too omg. When we made eye contact he almost fainted, he then walked away saying FUCK. I put my pants on and ran to my car with the porn account still logged in and vomiting all over. I QUIT my job, I can never show my face again. My phone has been off all day, I'm fucking scared. What will I do? He even saw an elastic tied around my balls!
Nolan James
just accidentally cut my finger horribly on a small shard of glass
Luis Rivera
just heard like two distant really creepy car swerve yell like noises a couple minutes apart, and now I can't sleep at 1:30 AM
Ryder Morgan
I've gone for Waterloo lads
Brody Cooper
fuck me you're beyond saving
If you haven't got her yet - £700 shoes aren't gonna swing it mate.
Stick it in an index fund and think about getting a better job. State of you...
Noah Brooks
With a bucket of Vindaloo?
Gabriel Foster
Opinions on Emma Watson's tight pink shit hole?
John Walker
station? song? film? Belgian town?
Henry Richardson
Bleached and waxed, just how Harvey liked it
Brody Flores
>If the ADL says it's a hate symbol it must be.
nah
You're better off without a sort like that m8, best case scenario you've landed a gold digger.
Nathaniel White
Lol
Ryder Harris
ah yes, taking advice on how to get incredibily attractive women from /brit/. let me take that!
Adam Cruz
I my big daddy
Daddy touches my thicc ass
He tells me I'm a pretty lass
Puts his penis in ⬅ my butt
Oh my god , I'm such a slut!
Mummy sees us, and she's mad
"I'm sorry hun, the sex was bad!"
Mummy pulls out ⬆ guns akimbo
Because she hates her little bimbo
The Cummies are dripping ⬇from my hole
I can't stop working on Daddy's pole
Mummy shoots , her shots all miss
Daddy and I share a special kiss
One round left , Mummy takes the gun
She rests the barrel on her tongue
"Goodbye world , and goodbye cheater!
I hope you're happy with your stupid wife beater!"
The gun goes bang , Mummy dies
But we don't care, Daddy just sighs
No thoughts in her head , no blood in her heart ⬅,
"That stupid whore can't tear us apart."
Isaiah Bailey
>incredibily
well I guess they say each to his own
Ayden Price
Why are English tourists so embarrassing?
Liam Barnes
SHUT UP THAILAD YOU HAVE THE FURROWED BROW OF A COMMON CRIMINAL AND THE BRAIN PAN OF A STAGE COACH TILTER
Blake Martinez
Air Crash Investigation is the only programme I regularly well up to
Christopher Taylor
Neck yourself.
Bentley Baker
Cameron Roberts
crease
alri cokelad
Leo Morris
Easton Smith
i type all my posts with a keyboard and barely ever make any mistakes ever and see posts perfectly punctuated from people with phones or whatever and i can post dozens of times with no typos whatsoever and then one happens and you point it out because you have nothing better to say
Luis Watson
Very drunk lads.