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lads edition

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got some doritos were half price at the sains

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cara

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>read reviews of a particular escort
>all say she is passionate and intImate and fucks hard with eye contact
>decide to see her
>she does none of that with me
>while on top she doesn't do much and closes her eyes

Fucking kill me
I feel like such a failure

In 15 years my archived posts will be taught to your kids.

The kissing parts are unbelievably cute
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doing a poo tbqhwy lads

what did she mean by this?

mate those reviews are all fake lmao

The devil

managed to win multiple races on GTA: Online through a VPN on tracks I've never raced on with cars I've never raced on
the quality of the average GTA: Online racer is dire

havent got the balls to visit paupa new guinea

my mate has a gf like this but she's 7x prettier

now playing : EarAbuse 'Pornography' (Official & Uncensored)

Help me finish my poem

> there is a man
> he is a digger
> he's very nice
> _______________

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anyone else think she's weird looking?

Don't think so

though he could be bigger

should I shave?

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I hope mummy may doesn't put sanctions on Russian ASMR
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My guy

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in 15 years Russia won't exist and Moscow will be renamed Hitlerstadt

builders have been hammering and drilling non stop for 4 hours
i'm fucking fuming, what kind of selfish twat gets builders round to work on a fucking saturday?

benzos have made me realise that nothing really matters, don't see the point of fretting over stupid stuff

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BASED

....i live in moscow though.... what happens to me..?

An even bigger question: What builders work on a saturday? Cunts barely work during the week

hangover horn is something else
you know like when the testosterone comes flooding back because the alcohol was inhibiting it
fuarkk

chinese people
t. been woken up by builders multiple times on Saturdays

might get comfy and play the new minecraft update

Been hitting this runtbox with a hammer all morning and the little blighter inside is going BALLISTIC.

haircut/wash/gym/loseweight/shave etc please do all these things you look liek sterotypical Sup Forums virgin

>theknot.com
not clicking your furry fetishist website mate

why do Nazis praise this man, he literally had street battles with groups that praised Hitler and kicked out anyone suspected of being anti Semitic of national socialist because there were jewish blackshirts

you can join the RONA

Unless you're paid to go, don't do it.

Most Italian Jews were black shirts that marched with Mussolini too.

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Any /logang/ man in?

reichskommissariat moskowien

Any /higang/ man in?

Man share food with the gang

Any man in?

any triethnic genderfluid otherkin in

/midgang/ here
Representing

bird at work unironically said she's dying to visit Dubai

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STOP. OBJICTIFYING. WOMEN.

Hhhhh. /Uppermidgang/ reporting in.

uppermidgang

I hope there's no /aussie/ man here
I hate those pricks

the summer holiday

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Any /guccigang/ man in?

runtess

hello nigger

how much did you pay?

will be walking this next year

Only 40quid and his dignity

my bf is paying desu

hello nigger

Mad that the UK hasn't had a major air crash since 1989

£160

how much do you think rosie would charge me for a pair of worn knickers?

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150% of your monthly income (gross, not net) and then refuse to send them because she knows you're too much of a cowardly piggy to do anything about

dave gone fucking destroyed about head of state power earlier

150 piggy points

imagine being ashamed about the british empire

Think she's losing interest again lads. Wish women were better at communicating.

that car from harry potter flew into the tree sweetie

For a hooker?!?! Hahahaha hour long fuck is 140 Australian pesos.

bit pricey

was she good-looking?

You got fucking ripped off mate. The universal standard for escorts is £60 for 30 minutes and £100 for an hour.

friend's mum is grey

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>escorts
just have a wank lmao

HAHAHA BTFO!!

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cheat on her, she'll pick up the signs and start competing for your affection

1 hour

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vile

Is this what Brits do for fun?

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having an omlette with bacon and cheese and a 'fee

horrific

Reckon I might pull tonight

It's because most people have it in their mind now that it was a blood thirsty fascist imperial nightmare. But just remember, the British government at no point during the imperial era sanctioned genocide or mass extermination.

Hahahaha

Great advice, once you have a wank you won't even be bothered and you have loads of money

Stunning and fit as fuck

pwhoar

the only way to eat well in England is to have breakfast three times a day

s you're basically admitting you want to a prostitute seeking intimacy? that's so fucking pathetic. even if she did do that it wouldn't be real and would be super cringe. i have fucked dozens of escorts i wouldnt ask them to do that it's sex not a relationship i wouldnt want to make her pretend to love me. imagine you turning up wanting hugs and kisses. you're not a real man.

ugly beige shoes

wew

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you are a gay

oh just fuck off dave jesus christ you're insufferable, imagine doing this on saturday

gay bastard

>be Mosleyite Fascist
>hate racists, Nazis and Anti-Semites
>literally no other organisation will fit my demographic expect for the New British Union, which is quite small and terribly inactive.

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