lads edition
/brit/
got some doritos were half price at the sains
cara
>read reviews of a particular escort
>all say she is passionate and intImate and fucks hard with eye contact
>decide to see her
>she does none of that with me
>while on top she doesn't do much and closes her eyes
Fucking kill me
I feel like such a failure
In 15 years my archived posts will be taught to your kids.
The kissing parts are unbelievably cute
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doing a poo tbqhwy lads
what did she mean by this?
mate those reviews are all fake lmao
The devil
managed to win multiple races on GTA: Online through a VPN on tracks I've never raced on with cars I've never raced on
the quality of the average GTA: Online racer is dire
havent got the balls to visit paupa new guinea
my mate has a gf like this but she's 7x prettier
now playing : EarAbuse 'Pornography' (Official & Uncensored)
Help me finish my poem
> there is a man
> he is a digger
> he's very nice
> _______________
anyone else think she's weird looking?
Don't think so
though he could be bigger
should I shave?
I hope mummy may doesn't put sanctions on Russian ASMR
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My guy
in 15 years Russia won't exist and Moscow will be renamed Hitlerstadt
builders have been hammering and drilling non stop for 4 hours
i'm fucking fuming, what kind of selfish twat gets builders round to work on a fucking saturday?
benzos have made me realise that nothing really matters, don't see the point of fretting over stupid stuff
BASED
....i live in moscow though.... what happens to me..?
An even bigger question: What builders work on a saturday? Cunts barely work during the week
hangover horn is something else
you know like when the testosterone comes flooding back because the alcohol was inhibiting it
fuarkk
chinese people
t. been woken up by builders multiple times on Saturdays
might get comfy and play the new minecraft update
Been hitting this runtbox with a hammer all morning and the little blighter inside is going BALLISTIC.
haircut/wash/gym/loseweight/shave etc please do all these things you look liek sterotypical Sup Forums virgin
>theknot.com
not clicking your furry fetishist website mate
why do Nazis praise this man, he literally had street battles with groups that praised Hitler and kicked out anyone suspected of being anti Semitic of national socialist because there were jewish blackshirts
you can join the RONA
Unless you're paid to go, don't do it.
Most Italian Jews were black shirts that marched with Mussolini too.
Any /logang/ man in?
reichskommissariat moskowien
Any /higang/ man in?
Man share food with the gang
Any man in?
any triethnic genderfluid otherkin in
/midgang/ here
Representing
bird at work unironically said she's dying to visit Dubai
STOP. OBJICTIFYING. WOMEN.
Hhhhh. /Uppermidgang/ reporting in.
uppermidgang
I hope there's no /aussie/ man here
I hate those pricks
the summer holiday
Any /guccigang/ man in?
runtess
hello nigger
how much did you pay?
will be walking this next year
Only 40quid and his dignity
my bf is paying desu
hello nigger
Mad that the UK hasn't had a major air crash since 1989
£160
how much do you think rosie would charge me for a pair of worn knickers?
150% of your monthly income (gross, not net) and then refuse to send them because she knows you're too much of a cowardly piggy to do anything about
dave gone fucking destroyed about head of state power earlier
150 piggy points
imagine being ashamed about the british empire
Think she's losing interest again lads. Wish women were better at communicating.
that car from harry potter flew into the tree sweetie
For a hooker?!?! Hahahaha hour long fuck is 140 Australian pesos.
bit pricey
was she good-looking?
You got fucking ripped off mate. The universal standard for escorts is £60 for 30 minutes and £100 for an hour.
friend's mum is grey
>escorts
just have a wank lmao
HAHAHA BTFO!!
cheat on her, she'll pick up the signs and start competing for your affection
1 hour
vile
Is this what Brits do for fun?
having an omlette with bacon and cheese and a 'fee
horrific
Reckon I might pull tonight
It's because most people have it in their mind now that it was a blood thirsty fascist imperial nightmare. But just remember, the British government at no point during the imperial era sanctioned genocide or mass extermination.
Hahahaha
Great advice, once you have a wank you won't even be bothered and you have loads of money
Stunning and fit as fuck
pwhoar
the only way to eat well in England is to have breakfast three times a day
s you're basically admitting you want to a prostitute seeking intimacy? that's so fucking pathetic. even if she did do that it wouldn't be real and would be super cringe. i have fucked dozens of escorts i wouldnt ask them to do that it's sex not a relationship i wouldnt want to make her pretend to love me. imagine you turning up wanting hugs and kisses. you're not a real man.
ugly beige shoes
wew
you are a gay
oh just fuck off dave jesus christ you're insufferable, imagine doing this on saturday
gay bastard
>be Mosleyite Fascist
>hate racists, Nazis and Anti-Semites
>literally no other organisation will fit my demographic expect for the New British Union, which is quite small and terribly inactive.