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The Prophet Muhammed Is with us Edition

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sophie

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nonironically reporting this post to the english police

could really do with a fuck and a suck. anyone know where i could go?

Qt at work was saying her ex-bf was going to get her a £500 canada goose jacket but that won;t happen now, should I buy it for her?

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Inshallah thank you for the funding Brother

Moving to Poland to ensure my white children have a good future.

Enjoy being stuck on this sinking ship.

heart is racing and fluttering at the thought of asking the 6,8/10

bit cold out

had to filter that virgin freak going on about the 6.8/10. Why do autismos enjoy constant repetition so much?

See a whore

Is it worth stopping in Doha for a bit when flying to southeast asia?

>implying they will accept you as your own
enjoy your children being bullied

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fuck off neurotypical freak

get grindr

the 7.3 will be getting boned by her bf today

The girl in work;

>Tries to get my attention
>Talks to me all day
>Keeps hinting at wanting to text me
>Always happy to see me
>Spends the next day or so not talking to me

I sent her a text this morning. The first time communication has been made outside of work.
All I can do now is wait. Ball is in her court. If she doesn't do anything then I will drop all feelings I have for her and just be a friendly work colleague

>"people"

was in a decent mood today until I remembered I’m 5ft 11

Got a new watch with some of my bonus money, learning how to use the slide rule

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Think I'm going to filter "the girl in work" too

why is it suddenly so warm?

>neurotypical
>freak
ahh no
it is YOU who is this freak here

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we're not better, don't get cocky

shes upset you're not taking imitative and moving things forward

fully aware of that mate

Is Ricky Gervais a lad's lad, lads?

fuck off newposters

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the cute girl with the cute ears and cute giggle sent me a whatsapp message asking me to meetup later

what do lads

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Nah, everything is too expensive here

kurds are such shitskins I really hate them

no one is typical. you're pretending to be which makes you freakish

But I have and she still won't speak to me outside of work

whys it called an oyster card

I'm a Polock and people will be amazed at a Brit in Poland.

>assannge

have you asked her out clearly?

invited out to lunch but just had a big brunch

How much, I like that

who was the best spicegirl?

why? think that will wear off when they realise not all westeners are millionaires?

for me, it is the socially awkward guy who's over 6ft4, so women give him a lot of interest but he never knows how to respond

how the fuck

me

hannah spearritt

them thighs

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paprika

But a fake one and say it cost 500

average salary is like 500 e/m over there
your average dole scrounging subhuman would be middle class

hope you die alone :)

Combination of being scared shitless after what ISIS was doing across Iraq and the the generals of the battle who have now been sentenced to death for ordering a retreat, also apparently loads of Iraqi soldiers joined ISIS as soon as they came into the city kek

it's jewish subhumanity and that's a fact

ask her to sign a written contract that means she will have sex with you if you buy the jacket

Yeah but if you're in Poland you're probably going to be earning a Polish salary, because you're in Poland

Based

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mad how all my ancestors managed to stick their willy in a fanny and I’m going to be the first one in millions of years not to

>arab """armies"""

arabs can't fight unless they're either motivated by religious fanaticism or have a big power like russia/usa giving them massive air/logistical support

what are you lads up to on saturday afternoon?

Sup Forums made this like 7 years ago. why are we always right

You'll be alright lad, there are very very very few people who will die a virgin

Want a tall black girlfriend

rorke spice
thedebrief.co.uk/news/politics/remember-spice-girls-massive-tories/

did you know black girls have pink vaginas?

because facebooks whole business model is selling user data to third party

They're great at guerilla warfare.

I paid maybe 300$ but that was in store so you can find it cheaper online definitely
I've been wanting a slide rule watch, considered the Citizen nighthawk but it was very big and uncomfortable to wear

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pondering a wank

i'm on smoko so leave me alone

would love to beat that hook nosed rat up

>no dabbing pepe
awful post

you paid $300 for a watch, kek

Invited the lads over for some Saturday night boardgames, but I happened to get really lucky. So lucky in fact that it was obvious I was going to win and they started getting salty about it. Tried to be a good sport and speed it up, but then a friend complained I was playing sub-optimally.

Just wanted everyone to have fun.

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assange is a criminal traitor alleged rapist though

>chelsea manning leaks were 8 years ago

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julian assange is a criminal more because he spunked in like 4 girls with holes in the condoms and he has been accused of rape by two of them. i heard he might have this disorder where he has this primitive desire to put babies in women. apparently he has 4 kids with different women around the world at the minute anyway.

observation:
black fellas with cockney accents are all, without exception, top lads with a heart of gold

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Sucking a nigger

>he paid $300 for a watch

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*stabs you and rapes your corpse*
ayo we wuz londonerz n shieeet

Would not mind some poz jizz up the b

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Are g shock watches cool or virgin

not a lot of money desu
I have one worth about $1000

>there are very very very few people who will die a virgin

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stop playing games with a luck based element

France, under Sarkozy, sold this mass spying system ("Amesys Eagle") to Gaddafi in 2007. How much data France extracted through backdoors and then used to destroy Gaddafi in 2011 is often discussed in spy circles

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Any wristlet in? can't wear big watches

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it's not the fact you paid $300 for something retarded it's the fact you paid $300 for someone that can be nicked or lost just like that and is bascially a massive sign saying rob me

dark hands clumsily typed this post

This is the cousin of Prince William and Harry

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>I spent $1000 on a watch

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what about Isaac Newton

Very misleading thumbnail

based wales i like this cunt

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