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The true redpill is actually white

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think I'm going to have to start getting cash out and leaving my cards at home when I go out. Once the 4th pint is gone my self control is too. Onto the coke, the cigs, the 4 more pints. Awful.

just cracked my mum in the fucking jaw because she won't cook a full English

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Don’t be racist I literally can’t help myself it is in my blood to be mean to them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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i used to do this lol now i just accept it and wake up with 100 quid spent from the night b4 and no memory of hours

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Typical Englishman you are lad.

>Women lose 88% of their eggs by age 30
>The monthly chance of having a live birth drops to 15% at age 35, 10% at age 40 and 1% at age 45

>Meghan Markle: 36 years old

thank fuck we'll never see a halfcaste child born out of the Royal Family, she'll be too infertile by the time Harry wants a kid

stop

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I don't even know how I spent £50 last night. Didn't even drink much.

wasnt funny when u wrote it in the screenshot and not funny now fuck off you neurotypical rat

if the 6,8 has a bf Im buying rope for myself

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Not sure what to do today

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w*lsh subhuman detected

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wish i wasn't good looking lads

fuck off you filthy sheepshagger i'm not

KEK

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Americans are so violent

Thats a cute pepe

good luck champ

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on average it would take them 8 months to conceieve mate

How did this even happen

part of me doesn't mind being friendzoned because I'll still get to be around her

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she's probably pregnant right now

>imagining the state of rorkes who aren't able to read lazlo krashnorkai in the original hungarian
why are you even alive?

die you w*lsh subhuman

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big fan of the aberfan gimmick

Hungarian is rorke itself what are you talking about

>talking to any women under a 8/10
raise your standards mate

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How do you not know

I'm not the most handsome lad haha not ugly either but I think we're similar

ahh yes the seminal modernist of his generation with its strong anti communism and anti fascism themes is truly the author for the british rorke

Hate Krauts for ruining nationalism lads.

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men don't have standards

What would you do if a lone female officer tried to arrest you?

Agonise every minute just waiting for the girl in work to message me.

It never comes.

I've never asked or brought it up
that would sort of seem desperate
im a mong

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Mosley was pan-European twat

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reckon mosley should've hung desu

you fucking what i can't even remember the last time i saw an 8 out of 10 in person how fucking low is your rating system that u even get to interact with these people or are you a model photographer/movie star

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>Many of the village's residents suffered medical problems, and half the surviving children have experienced post-traumatic stress disorder at some time in their lives.

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She’s not replying because she thinks you’re some grandad melt who still uses sms

It's not desperate, whenever I was chatting a lot with a girl (who in fact had a bf, but we still flirted a lot anyway), she would ask if I had a gf and would then ask a lot why I didn't have a gf

why would you put time into any women that's not worth the time, she needs to be at least an 8/10 to make it worth it

WAHEY ALRI user GIVE US A SONG THEN

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ordered a kfc lads

the cat wants delicious food from my bag

can guarantee you have never got with an 8/10 on a non retards rating scale

>associates with alt right
>complains when he gets locked up

has the whole world gone mad?

been in bed for 15hrs now

I hope he is neutering them

Unrealistic that it’s not a paki rapist.

t. munterhunter

>sargon
>PJW
>Alt-Right
idiot

I'd like to point out that any "girl in work" post from here on out is NOT me, the user that got married.
I realised the moment I got married that it was all just nerves from getting married, I love my wife and I have no feelings for the girl in work. I am happy to remain just friends with her.

Thank you.

the 6.8 is NOT a munter she's very cute and pretty just slightly wonky faced

t. autist no standards retard who thinks average rating is 8/10

ex is coming over soon lads
can't shag her i think cause green discharge is coming out of my cock

engcuck pakis are STILL mad over welsh superiority

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>A number of fans booed the Dutch national anthem before England's 1-0 victory, an act manager Gareth Southgate described as "unacceptable"

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everything's gone mad

right but you're not married are you mate
be quiet

they're alt right mate. stop moving the goalposts

what are you doing for a honeymoon?

Hey /brit/, i met a bong last night. I asked him where his from and he told me that he's from liverpool and then proceeds to chuckles . His wife then told me that he's actually from London, not liverpool.

Is liverpool a prestigious place to live in? Why does he claims that he's from there?

ah yes, some weirdo is pretending to be me again (married lad)

shagged the girl from work again last night, the missus is doing my head in recently

got to play with the breasts and have my willy licked by an extra qt proto-porker last night

w*lsh people are cuckold subhumans who are under the divine authority of the crown

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How is Southgate England manager
Find it baffling

did she need a microscope gooklad x

Are you some kind of twat who watches Channel 4? Anyone can see they're not ethnonationalists

Men aren’t supposed to be over 5ft 11
Anything above that is too tall and a disability

jewish hands

based
all dissenting opinions to the current gestalt should be silenced with force

to be fair one male cop against a gang would get rekt too

think he just giggled because liverpool has the word "poo" in it lol

what's wrong with channel 4? and carl loves the ethnostate

PJW is proudly alt right

well he's not wrong

Liverpool is a shithole mate, then again so is london.

hahahaha I get it because he said Liverpool! unreal banter haha nice one lad

I once text a girl American Football lyrics after we "broke up". And by "once" I mean, a few months ago lmao. Occasionally I remember how much of an utter CRINGE I was and I can't help but laugh.

you're under the divine authority of allah

Not sure yet

who should I bet on to win the World Cup?

woke up at 6am
laid in bed for two hours thinking about my essay that's due monday
four hours later i've finished my essay and it's beautiful

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>ywn live in an egalitarian northern Serbian city

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which song

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thinking about buying a ps4 or an xbone

not decided which yet