/carib/: unity edition

Rejoice, my brothers.

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Utah crabs! How are you all doing today?

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pretty good mat how about you??
wtf no Belize

>No Bahamian flag
This is my final post in this thread
Hola

That's G**gle's fault.

>
You won't go the route of Ba HAMAS.

Nice.
Currently down with a fever. Feel like ass senpai.

How you doing senpai?

If you want to be united why are you different countries?

It would be a shitshow.

Just got over a fever myself.
more like da joooooos.

technically mexico is part of /carib/ so im gaypost here
plus we all are black

Your're not from the Yucatan Peninsula

USA would get their pantsu in a bunch if that happened.

that sucks mane. Did you have a flu or something?

I don't think the gulf is it's own thing, tho you have a little area in the caribbean so I guess it's ok.

yeah got it from a Mexican girl

im descendant of the olmeca master race
mayans from yucatan peninsula sucks our dicks

They already are united. Their cricket team is at least.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Indies_cricket_team

Give me something obscure to play pls, anything doesn't matter what it is, i just want something i didnt play before

I'm playing F.E.A.R. Maybe play that if you haven't yet.

did you have a secks with her and got it like that?

gta3???
What's the different's???
she jump on my back when i was trying to sleep and kissed me.

you can play with my anus :)

W o k e

Everything that the sun touches is /carib/.

That sounds cute af.

official song of /Carib/
youtube.com/watch?v=V6nT-XsRSg4

have you guys recovered completely from the hurricane?

we will never recover
its over
an hero soon

Nope i'm like the only one in my neighborhood with a house that isn't destroy.

Nope. I just look up to the nearby highlands and it's still dark af up there.

there's poop there tho.

hmm

Gearing up for the upcoming season.

I'm just gonna leave for a bit once hurricane season starts. No way I'm staying again.

I'll save a palapa just for you.

What's a palapa?

Tiki hut.

ohh. Thx, I'll make sure to come back once the cold starts biting.

Cold? In these parts? M8...

I mean, where im going to escape hurricane season. It gets very cold.

Will be moving to the Cayman Islands next year lads. Any advice for me? Anyone know what I should expect?

The caymans are pretty docile as far as the caribbean is concerned

Hihi Dominica desu
I still don't have power. It's over six months

It's pretty quiet probably. Maybe expensive too?

Dam son. Lot's of people here without power still here. How are you holding up?

> Dam son. Lot's of people here without power still here. How are you holding up?
I work with the power company so I work hard all day and sleep all night

Thinking about vacationing there 2bh f4m
Living there might be a tad boring do

How many hours do you work? How are you dealing with the food situation?

Any other places in the region you might visit?

> How many hours do you work? How are you dealing with the food situation?
I try to work 7-7 every day
Food is not an issue Supermarkets are up so I buy anything

Sounds rough buddy

Normal work hours is 7-4 but I go up to 7 because I get paid extra

Don't pet the thread die

But like, do you usually eat canned or non-perishables? do you usually eat outside?

*pets thread*

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Where to desu?

OH, USA probably since that's where my onee-san lives, and she will probably try to get me to spend summer over there watching over the nephew.

Ah, children... they never liked me.

Hello carib

Hello mr. Panama. How is life treating you?

Fine. I think I am finally getting back on track to become a useful member of society this incoming month. I am happy about that.
How about you?

It seems that to become a good life scientist I need to be good at
>Life science
>Advanced Calculus
>Comp sci
I am only avrage at one of those things...hold me lads

Hi. What are you up to?

How has kiwiland been treating you lately senpai?

Why is West Indies having trouble beating Papua New Guinea in cricket these days?

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How many of you have BBC's?

>tfw live in miami but i am a regular white american
am I /carib/?

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BBC as in big boricua cock?

Of course.

I started going to a course of German. :)

Yes, tell us about your BBC

>tfw no cuban gf
I hate being a fucking anglo-german mutt, I have pasty white skin and I don't tan.
I cannot compete with cuban or pr bulls when it comes to girls.

It's been pretty okay so far, can't complain

Heading in the opposite direction. Alcoholism here I come.

I'll let someone else answer this in depth because cricket is not played or even mentioned in the Dutch Caribbean.

Not with that shit attitude you won't.

What's up lads, how's your day?

It's 2 in the morning and sleep is hard to come by.

Read mostly all day, I have a slight headache so I am waiting till it's over to read some other stuff.

Puerto Rican chads with their gold colored skin get all the girls I like.
I look like a fucking tomato if I spend more than 10 minutes in the sun.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What does /carib/ think about steel drums? also should wypipo be allowed to play them

Irrelevant. You need to step up.

What is the medium of instruction used in schools and colleges in the Dutch Carribean and in Puerto Rico?

You mean steel pan?

Not Puerto Rico 2bh

Sorry, we're full

Hey, fuck you.

> But like, do you usually eat canned or non-perishables? do you usually eat outside?
I eat more canned food than normal and i do eat outside

Canned bread included?

Reluctant bump

Good morning!

hola brodel. How do u feel today?

that's cool. Why german?

if that's true then how come I don't get all the girls?

Spanish, with bits of english.

But what others?

Does it not affect your stomach a bit?

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Waking up to the sound of churchbells is maximum comfy.

That sounds neat. Only thing I hear is birds here.

> Does it not affect your stomach a bit?
My stomach is a tank
Haven't gotten a bad stomach since the hurricane passed

> Canned bread included?

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Ohh, that's good. The month I spent eating canned stuff really made my stomach a mess.

Tostones de pana are the bestest.

don't die

What sterotypes do the caribean islands have of eachother?

St Vincent is full of criminals
Barbados is full of batty man
Dominicans love shabine women
Haiti is full of voodoo
The Spanish side of Haiti is full of whores

Bump

what about Jamaica?
Most of them here seem to be wannabe americans

They don't know how to speak English??
Idk Probably something weed related

You don't know what you are talking about.

My grandparents lived in a small town near a church, and the fucking church worked like the town clock so it rang is bells every 30 min. with one bang and every hour with 2 min. play.
It starts getting annoying pretty quickly specially if you want to sleep in the morning.

There are also lots of churches that have their bells upgraded and play this exactly shitty tune that i can't stand:

youtube.com/watch?v=8eyCqtGZMI4

Imagine having to hear this tune every hour starting at 7:00 in the morning.
If i lived near one, i would shot the priest

It's not every half hour and the sound is actually pleasant.

Atrobe.

How's it going /carib/ and tourists?

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Seems about right

Feeling real fuzzy and drowsy from fever fampai. Just woke up, filling my bathtub now and will heat some soup to see if I feel better since I have not eaten since yesterday morning.

How about you?

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Get some nyquil and advil and some rum and it should be dank.

Just chillin' at home on my porch, thinking about plans this week.

That sounds like a bad combination of drugs

>Get some nyquil and advil and some rum and it should be dank.
wow why you wanna kill me ((
I'm just taking some tylenol. But I need some food 4 real now. Bath was nice I feel a bit better.

>Just chillin' at home on my porch, thinking about plans this week.
Have anything special planned for the week?

Is it getting cold over there already? how are the kwi qts?

Gonna sign up for some welding courses, finish classes for my motorcycle license and maybe order some stuff online.

Wow, sounds like a productive week for you.

Do you have a bike?