Is Sup Forums ready for Tolkien-Kino?

Is Sup Forums ready for Tolkien-Kino?

Yes

>Lili Colins

Fuck her, and her eyebrows.

>Krager

Fuck him, and his shit taste.

lily is literally in my top 10 beauties

>Trolling yourself

At least turn your trip off first.

embarrassing

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Sup Forums goes back in my esteem.
nobody actually feed this tripnigger

>finnish director
i fucking hate mongols so fucking much I hope they all kill themselfs. ugly stupid smell like shit jabber on in there stupid language FUCK OFF

Fager BTFO

idc about this movie at all but i will watch it for lily :3

>Elvish princess in the LoTR Saga

IT WAS THE SILMARILLION

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Based Krager working these cumskins into a shoot

>Is Sup Forums ready for Tolkien-Kino?
>Tolkien-Kino
>not Tolkieno

Can you imagine going in for a deep french kiss and then accidentally licking her eyebrows. Do you think she'd be weirded out or find it funny?
Would she start being suspicious that you only love her for her eyebrows.

i would tenderly worship her eye lashes every night and tell her how much i love her :3

*brows

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I want to marry her ;_; shes so perfect

>Is Sup Forums ready for Tolkien-Kino?
>all the comments are about the actress
You people don't deserve this

what else is there to talk about?

Hah what would they even taste like? Probably like sweat, a little salty, or maybe they would have more of a sweet taste. Lmao imagine if she let people lick her eyebrows for money, how much would that even be worth?

no no no the multicultrial remake of lotr is going to happen isn't it

I would give every dollar i have desu

i wanna cum on her eyebrows

>casting a literal STICC

>fellow student is shown to have given Tolkien the inspiration to make the LotR
>just happens to be black

>those marks on her legs

that turns me on so much i have no idea why

only if tolkien is portrayed by a proud trans woman of color

I bet she had done exactly what you, user think what she did (*¯艸¯)

she sat on my face :3 ?

She's a cutie :3

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WHY IS THAT NIGGER ALLOWED TO TOUCH MY WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

That's the plan.

this

>those thighs
jesus christ

B I T E
I
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I'm a completely jaded cunt but the Beren and Luthien thing is one of the few stories that really makes me emotional when I think about it.

For those who don't know, Luthien was an elfish princess who gave up her immortality (thus giving birth to the half elf line including Elrond) to be with a mortal man, the same way Tolkien's wife gave up her religion to be with a Catholic. Their gravestones say "Beren" and "Luthien".

Great! will the biopic ever mention why Tolkien didn't write about Aragon's tax policy?

That's a very unattractive belly button.

>tolkien biopic
boring
>nicholas hoult
even more boring

just make another lotr or silmarillion movie and have her play an elf, hell all she needs is standard make up and some elongated ears and she's pretty much an elf already
then put her in a pretty dress and rake in the waifu dollars

her belly button is cute tho

Unpopular opinion coming through:

Those are pleb thights. They show no definition and the fat easily deforms into thunder thighs. You find it attractive in that pose because your mind is expecting a nice plumb ass when a girl is sitting down and that round curvature toward the end of her leg. But you don't do a good job of distinguishing round curvature at the end of the leg due to nice ass and round curvature due to excess leg fat.

k

oh boy, I'm sure they're going to respect the dignity of these people's lives

I just want to fuck her while In the Air Tonight plays in the background

>ywn listen to In Too Deep while you're too deep in her
why live

she is vampire i have scene photos

t. knower

>We've destroyed all his works
>Now time to destroy the man himself

Why does Hollywood hate him so much?

*sucks your blood

*brrrrrrt*

ironic, because Tolkien based elvish on finnish

They hate anything creative or original or that has integrity. Tolkien practically defines everything they hate. Not to mention the fact that he was a Christian who could run circles around any of them intellectually.

Fuck you

Dumbest subject matter for a film in a long time.

Or just English with a mouthful of lettuce.

/hoc/ leaking

yes pls

>Tolkein in the trenches at the Somme
>7 of the 10 men in his trench are now some shade of brown
>his white squad mates are racist and claim the short little Indian can't fight.
>"I'll never forget your sacrifice Muhammad. I'll write stories of heroes that mirror your sacrifice."
>"I'm writing a book to honor those brave men of color that protected their racist homeland."

Cap this. You know it will happen.

Do all vampires have hairy noses?

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She looks like the guy from Bates Motel.

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Fuck you. She does.

Lily Collins is a terrible actress but she's really pretty so I hope she shows her hairy hairy bush!

She is a good actress ! Not great but good !

:3

>Implying I didnt mean this thread as a disguised waifu thread

I got what I hoping for and then some, user

based Lily poster !

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Thank you Based OP

How did she hurt her back?

shes so perfect ! :3

Yeah I'm sure that this BIOPIC is going to be kino. Biopics are just good cinema. Definelty love to see them. Love watching them. Love reading about them. Love them getting oscar noms.

indeed

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>implying Tolkien won't be played by Idris Elba

I hope they accurate depict the true love Tolkien shared with his wife.

Luthien was more than just elfish, she was a demi-goddess

They should have cast Liv Tyler.

Christopher Tolkien has to stop this.

>white Tolkien
dropped

I CAN FEEL IT

Don't you guys know this is oscarbait? Two untalented jew pushed actors.
Fuck off no I don't care.

>no I don't care
And yet here you are ITT, dummy.

>tattoos
D R O P P E D

>lily collins
>in anything other than box office poison

OH THINK TWICE

Are they gonna address the lack of diversity in the LOTR movies?

Are they gonna expose this racist pig?

kys

hnnnnnnngg

J-just stop please

nothing is sacred.

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Lily is my god tho ..

ehh...

Nigga what are you doing?