/brit/

RIDE THE DICK LIKE A BMX
NO NIGGA WANNA BE MY EX (NO)
I LOVE, WHEN HE GO ON TOUR
'CAUSE HE CUMS MORE, WHEN I SEE HIM LESS
I GET UPSET OFF, I TURN OFFSET ON
I TOLD HIM THE OTHER DAY
MAN, WE SHOULD SELL THAT PORN
YEAH, CARDI B, I'M BACK, BITCHES
I DON'T WANNA HEAR I'M ACTIN' DIFFERENT
SAME LIPS THAT BE TALKIN' 'BOUT ME
IS THE SAME LIPS THAT BE ASS KISSIN'
THESE HOES AIN'T, WHAT THEY SAY THEY ARE
AND THEIR PUSSY STANK, THEY'RE CATFISHIN'
SAME HOES, THAT WAS SENDIN' SHOTS
THEY REACHIN' OUT LIKE THEIR BACK ITCHIN'
WHY WOULD I HOP IN SOME BEEF (WHY?)
WHEN I COULD JUST HOP IN A PORSCHE?
YOU HEARD SHE GON' DO WHAT FROM WHO?
THAT'S NOT A RELIABLE SOURCE, NO
SO TELL ME, HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
LET ME WRAP MY WEAVE UP
I'M THE TRAP SELENA
DAME MÁS GASOLINA (SKRRT)

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Might do a wank

hello is this the /brit/ thread

think l'll back this thread

he was a frenchman
and there was an african french regiment at dunkirk

so that was okay

post WW1 images

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I wake at the same hour every day of the week so I am most productive for Toilberg. It is twenty-four hours till toil btw

REAL THREAD

SUPERB post

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russian hackers are attacking /brit/ is nothing sacred?

thoughts on dunkirk (not the film)

mum just gave me a facemask, spent the last few minutes applying it

difficult to stop my hair getting stuck in the goo

thought the film was alright

never seen it

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Paki tranny ew nahhh mandem.

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too many french people

god l wish that were me on the left

Based black guy

Just bought two Versace tshirts.

Have any of you ever been called boring by a parent?

My dad flat out said to me in the middle of a conversation earlier "if you weren't my son I'd have deleted your number years ago, you're so boring"

Like I've never had much social ability but hearing him say it was a bit peak desu

why is brit so slow today??????

normies out partying

Clocks going forward tonight lads

ahhh they are having sex while the rest of you are here hahaha

hahaha

loooool

._.

lmaoooooo

>they havent found the secret thread
laughing at you runts
search the catalog for "rit"

any sad man in?

i am not sad

well lads, /brit/ is officially over

they said the same about lat hahahaha

>tfw a girl with a black boyfriend fancies me
>tfw can't feel like I've semi-cucked a black guy because I fancy her too

Pete's sake lads

new lindy vid
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I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday I'm in love
Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday Wednesday break my heart
Oh, Thursday doesn't even start
It's Friday I'm in love

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dumb frogposter

absolute choon

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(the reason that brit is "dead" is that we are all in this secret thread: )

If you both fancy each other why don't you try and fuck her

mentally deranged obsession with cuckolding
youll end up fucking the black guy

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I fucking KNEW it

no because I'm not boring

fuck off back to fortnite

Where's his right arm gone? lmao

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disintegration is actually one of the best albums ever

baffling post

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what time is it in britain?

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business idea: start making memorial statues again

one for this french copper who just died would be a good start

STICK
TO
CRICKET
PAKI
BASTARD

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kino video

they're called terraces sweetie xxx

time for you to get a watch haha

Because black or not her bf has a heart and I'm not gonna go breaking it over some wogsocket

cucked a black lad a few times
he was a yank

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autistic house poster is here

whats ur opinion on mexico??

fantastic idea
would make the melenchonnistes quite irate too

BRITISH NEETS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

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She's suggested threeways to me privately a couple of times but I doubt he'd be into it. Either way I probably wouldn't actually cuck anyone unless they were a total cunt/I had proper feelings.

might listen to numbers stations lads

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what sound is that lads
it sounds like some kind of demon chant

shithole

DUMB PIRATE FROGPOSTERS HAHAHAHAHAH

my personal opinion or general dutch opinion?

Actually am at McDonalds eating a chicken legend meal alone haha

fundamentally she's the one cheating bro

i feel the weight of the world on my back
i see the future, the future looks black

alri beto

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hard to imagine being brainlet enough to have one's opinions swayed by populists who use nationalistic rhetoric to whip people up into a fervor

although polar opposites in most ways supporters of trump and corbyn seem pretty similar in that respect

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No one cares, fuck off.

general opinion

got one of those today and ate in the park whilst doing some reading
what sauce did you get x

rude

well this sure is a talking point i've never heard before

my fucking benzo dealer may have fucked up my best chance with the 6,8 lass

absolutely fucking fuming

>hard to imagine being brainlet enough to have one's opinions swayed by populists who use nationalistic rhetoric to whip people up into a fervor

>although polar opposites in most ways supporters of trump and corbyn seem pretty similar in that respect

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Absolutely atrocious tits

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did you even listen
you'd care if you did

amazing

Yeah but my first gf cheated on me and although I was like 17 that shit hurt, couldn't do it to someone else desu, especially just for a shag. If she wasn't the sort of girl who goes for black guys (think every bloke she's been with for like 3 years has been black) I might be more interested but nah fuck that.

stop hatting me cowards

i think the dutch don't have a opinion on mexicans we only know about the cartels and illegal immigrants

they're both gripped by anti-semitic conspiracies about a globalist new order

the liberal media

Cool mayo lad I didn't know what to order so just went with the least stressful choice haha x

:(

What time?

>A Brexit campaigner has told Channel 4 News that Vote Leave cheated in the 2016 referendum by over-spending. But the prime minister’s political secretary says the allegations are “factually incorrect and misleading”, and outs the accuser as gay.

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My historyfu lads

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/brit/ more like /gay/

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but we like your food tho

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