Alright anons, post your age, gender and relation status

Alright anons, post your age, gender and relation status

>21
>male
>engaged

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24
male
error 404

30
Male
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

27
male
haha

26
male
It's complicated

22
male
ĦĦĦĦĦ

22
Female
In an open relationship

no
male
broken up again

Recently engaged? Grats

18
male
kissless virgin

GTFO you underage monkey

>yfw i can buy alcohol

get rekt amerifat

20
Male
Single

>20
>male
>virgin

26
male
engaged

26
Male
Wizard's apprentice

this

24, soon 25
Male
almost kissless virgin

18
female male
one sided love

>25
>male
>

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20
male
I am a khhv loser

23
male
i'm gonna stay single just to get back at roasties, ppl want my dick

21
f
never gonna make it

L O N D ON
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29
male
lol

27
male
ldr with girl in Iran

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23
male
khhv

>ldr

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29
M
never had a gf. had a few FWBs in my life. haven't had sex in 7 years

Almost 24
Male
Forever single

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Why is /r9k/ leaking again?

18
f
single :(

This would not be OK if the genders were switched.

Sup Forums was a million times better with 100 'tfw no gf' threads than it is with 100 country generals

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27
Male
In progress of catching a qt korean girl.

27
male
single

21
MALE
what is love?

You still have your own general for your whinning.
This is countries here. This is our country general.

Tried to hook up with some guys in r9k, not one of them were sane and one guy possibly killed himself over some fucked relationship he used to vent to me about.
Anywhere else is better, r9k is much too depressing and just unstable.

Yes london.

I clearly meant board when I said general.

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18
male
khhv

Hola. Tan bonita qué estais. Mucho feliz que estoy aqui hablando con usted :3

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26
Male
Virgin

How can you be khv in fucking Brazil? Doesn't everyone fuck down there?

19
Male
In 2 year sexless relationship, because nOsExBeFoReMaRiGe.png

handjobs???

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19
male
lol

>tfw no older sister gf

48
Male
Single

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26
Male
Currently single.

>How can you be poor in the USA? Isn't It supposed to be a rich country?

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i'm divorced and happy :¬)

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21
male

How many girls have you asked on date total? Dont even bother responding, we all know the answer. Go to dancing lessons: dating for literall autist. You pay, then they FORCE you to touch a female in your age range and instructors yell at you for fucking up even single instructions while your female partner tries her best to engage in convo with you to make it less awkward. Dont forget to ask for her number. Ladies who go to dancing lessons are even more desparate than you. Pic related.

>pro tip
She wont have sex with you even after marriage. You know it, i know it, she knows it. Fuck everybody knows it.

I bet it will be ~3 months of sex, then she will get pregnant and that will be it. Literally sex only for procreation. Dont be stupid amd DONT marry before both of you will be 25. And probably find new gf.

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E esse portunhol fudido? Como pode um português falar tão mal o espanhol? É tão ruim quanto um brasileiro não saber falar espanhol decentemente

Based.

>18
>cockowner
>tryna get some poon at instagram

>Not having your uncles and aunties play matchmaker for you
Ishiggymydiggy

Honestly everytime i see at movies / online mention of arranged marriages i get legitimately buthurt. Dating is so fucking random, takes so much effort and when it goes to hell, you can only blame yourself.

It muat be fucking comfy to just wake up and your mom tells you that marriage will happen at X date with Y person. And when it goes to shit, you blame the matchmaker :-)

autism, ugliness and social anxiety knows no boundary, brother
you got me, zero, I can't do it, can't start conversations, can't keep them, also, I always have a feeling of self-doubt, I mean, why would she want me with so many better men out there? Why would anyone want me?
btw, dancing lessons are seem as extremely gay here, all women will automatically think you are a huge faggot and friendzone you

Friendzone is better than nothing. You can practice flirting, bantering and other social soft skills on her and then when she will expect it the least (like when she goes through breakup), you fuck her. Or you use her friend circle, invade them and then seduce one of her shy perma virgin female friends. And yes, perma virgins girls exist as well.

>self doubt
Alcohol. I call it liquid courage. Get drunk to a level you dont doubt anything you do. Then act.

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>30
>male
>have gf but not enganged

>2 year sexless relationship
Quit it mate. Or at least ask her what she thinks about your relation. Usually it take like 3 weeks to know if you are made for being together or not. Sometimes I had sex with girls before I even knew, if we would stay together, they simply seduced me

21
male
have a gf

44
male
married, with 2 kids

20
male
kissless, hugless, handholdless, talkless, lookless (and probably thoughtless) virgin. I've literally never been approached by a female that it's not my mother. Actually, when I was born I had a caesarean delivery, so I literally never got even close to a vagina

>20
>f
>single

61
Male
3 kids
18 year old grandson told me about history/humanities, then I found Sup Forums

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25
m
kissless virgin

Fucking this.

Hey, you have a kik?

psht, I call bologna

22
man
single

>approached by female
This never happens. As long as you have penis between your legs, it your biological and social duty to approach girls yourself. All average girl does in dating games is existing.

20
male
single ready to mingle

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24
Male
No longer human

23
male
single and ready to mingle ladies :))

C'est facile pour toi, les musulmans ont des marriages arrangées

19
Male
Single like all 99% of the people here. the other 1% is in some toxic relationship with an autistic ugly bitch anyway so stay single boys.

Are those people who are kissless virgins just meming or is it real?

I wish my grandad was on here. You go mate, just stay on int and his though b and the other boards are lets say special.

>Are those people who are kissless virgins just meming or is it real?
depends on how white they actually are
i get kissed by women all the time.. on the cheeks, as greeting

based grandpa

24
man
have not had sex in over two years

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27
male
single

it is funny how in the last 2-3 years the balance of power has completely shifted though. the same type of chicks that i would desperately try to get laid with in my late teens early twenties are now desperately trying to settle with someone like me.

19
male
currently in an open bisexual relationship

>currently in an open bisexual relationship
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ

I fuck like a rabbit tho

>28
>male
>engaged to be engaged

I didn't normie up until my mid twenties and went through some scumbag women. I finally got someone that is absolutely based though.

44
Male
Single

I'm hopeless but happy. Is that acceptable?