How the fuck are they still alive?

How the fuck are they still alive?

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They aren't, they've been replaced by Robots to keep power

30 gallons of fresh Aryan blood a day

my grandparents are older by 2 years. We italians live for fucking ever

looks fucking evil

Evil people live longer

is the queen a vampire?

>Prince Philip too ill to attend public appearance

This might finally be the end for Ol' Philip. I wonder if he'll have the strength for one last bumming session with the Queen before he leaves for God's Kingdom.

A vampire for semen

he died recently though
and friendly reminder that she's only 91, her mummy died at 102

That's a pretty tacky tie, let alone for fucking royalty.

Alien technology.

Reptilian blood

the power of LOVE
when he/she dies, she/he will too

reptiloid skin molt ages slower than humans do, especially when it's regularly revitalized with blood rituals

Can confirm, Italian grandmas are immortal

Lizards

Why is the Queen's husband not the King?

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pretty sure they are undead

I knew it.

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flowing through their veins
>mfw Anglo rulers are GERMAN

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He married into the family and the King's men didn't want him in charge, he even has to walk several steps behind her

A high quality of life, and Elizabeth has good genes (just look at how long her mother lived).

Because he's just the queen's consort. The title "king" would imply that he has real power, when her bloodline is the one that embodies the crown.

God save the Queen

>royal families haven't married other nations before

our underwork

Polonium is over?

So that's why there are so many Indians and Pakistani in Britain.

Modern work life has a devastating toll on human longevity. You Italians really are going to live for fucking ever.

European royals are all so intensely inbred that they need to breed outside the family once every once in a while to keep the kids from popping out as baked potatoes.

>her mummy died at 102
She was doing pretty good right up to the end as well, never had any really major health issues.

shut up and bow to your GERMAN overlord

That was one tough old bird. She was getting out and doing stuff until a couple months before she died.

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It would suck to be that old. Just trying to go for a walk is like HNNGGGH HUUUAHHHHHAA RRRRAGGHHHH...

Do people their age still have sex? Aren't they disgusted by each other?

No, that would be going to the bathroom.

These

greek genes

No, she inherited his dynasty.

I don't know the answer to that and I don't care to either.

For me, it's Elisabeth von Coburg-Sachsen und Gotha and her husband Philipp von Schleswig-Holstein-Sonderburg-Glücksburg

My grandma is older then the Queen, it's pretty normal here.