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Good morning
ohayo
My alarm didn't go off so I missed my lab today, luckily it was an optional one.
>Lab on a Sunday
What kind of hell do you live in?
Well it's a one off "field trip"
tfw finally got a gf
We can all make it lads
Why is this thread always so gay?
Ohh that makes sense
Grats! I hope she's nice c:
Because we are all colossal homos?
She is nice, thanks cuzzy bro
she has a very feminine penis too
Please stop.
WHAT IS YOUR SECRET
I need help
That's good. Not into feminine peenor tho
Hmmm.... nah
No luck convincing Chch?
I can't seem to convince anyone these days
Yeah he's had no luck in that department
I have arrived.
Hihi
You'll turn
they all do, eventually
My sister called me a weeb for wearing cat ears
show pic
give us a hoon on ya sister cus?
I wanna make spicy korean char siu but I don't have a broiler
Pretty upsetting tbqh
Here
That's not very respectful to her privacy tbqh
>tricked her into giving me more photos of her
Damn I'm good at what I do
*sends the one with my face not scrubbed out to liechty*
Nothing personal kiddo
You wouldn't dare
I wouldn't dare but I did just do it. :>
Clearly tone isn't communicated through text well, just read the second half
rude, rude and unfair
^__^
Dad & Mum have gone to Harvey Norman to get a soundbar then to Bunnings to get some wire for the rabbit cage. Once again my thought of going with them has turned to lazyness and me laying on the lounge again.
Going to bunnings with your parents sounds awful
And once again I got asked what I wanted for lunch.
Did you say chicken tendies?
Not him, but you can coerce them into buying told for you.
Dad bought me a nice hole saw kit last time.
Yoza cuzzies I'm out, fuck this country and it's bullshit cost of living, fuck the extravagant cost of housing in the cities and fuck all the yuppies living here
>fuck this country and it's bullshit cost of living, fuck the extravagant cost of housing in the cities and fuck all the yuppies living here
I agree
But whats the alternative?
Australia? Fuck that, the problems are even worse over there.
The UK? I'll pass on the economically depressed shithole, and now my British passport is useless and I can't work in the EU anymore.
Maybe I'll try Canada.
Pls don't hurt yourself ok?
>But whats the alternative?
Your guess is as good as mine
>But whats the alternative?
GET STOIC
SLACK OFF
I'm in the middle of starting my own country. No shitcunts allowed, so you might be able to join.
I'll send over my application
Me rn
My fetish tbqh
Ded thred :
F1 at Melbourne today
F1= formula one, right?
I'm not hugely into motorsports
me neither but I'm really bored
Fair enough
Ahhh my lip won't stop bleeding, maybe cutting part of it off wasn't a bright idea
I have returned from the supermarket
It is hot outside
w-why are you cutting yourself
I have a lump on my lip and I don't like it
It's not cute
But now its only gonna look worse
protect your cuteness for me tyvm
It's inconsistent and needs to go reeee
It stings a bit tho
You can't put that thing in the microwave with that foil like that
And it's stopped bleeding now anyway
>It stings a bit tho
huh
I wonder why, it's almost as if cut part of your living flesh
>And it's stopped bleeding now anyway
n-nice lips
Shit shit I realised that I left that skitarg song on my playlist and some of my normie friends are here
Need to delete that
It's not living anymore :>
>normie friends
awful
I no longer want you desu, I might become a normie
I have lots of normie friends :>
And a lot of non-normies too
>having friends
Dad got a YAS-107 soundbar.
Burger & hot chips for lunch.
You should try it some time
Noice
Hello gang.
>You should try it some time
I would, but they are all lazybones
Look who FINALLY turns up!
h-hi....
Hmph~
I'm sorry I'm such a big lazybones....
me roasting westy for being a lazybones
n-no....
I said I'm sorry, don't do that.
ok ok fine
I forgive you
Yay!
So anyway how was your day?
Didn't you have a field trip today?
>Didn't you have a field trip today?
My alarm didn't go off and I missed it
>My alarm didn't go off
I'm pretty sure you called me a lazybones for something similar happening to me...
but oh well.
Was it an important one?
>tells my sister that I cut part of my lip off
>she barely reacts
Great sibling tbqh c:
>I'm pretty sure you called me a lazybones for something similar happening to me...
n-no
but only because you actually are a lazybones
>Was it an important one?
Luckily no, its the only ever optional one I've ever had, if I get called up on it I'll just say I had previous plans for family to come down on that weekend or something.
Shouldn't be a problem
WESTIE
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T
I
E
HIHIHI HOW ARE YA
>that I cut part of my lip off
You cut part of your lip off?
.....Why?
>I'll just say I had previous plans for family to come down on that weekend
But thats LYING!
Sounds like a decent excuse though, they shouldn't hassle ya much if it was optional.
CHCH
H
C
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VERY GOOD!
A little hungry though... might go see what the cupboards are hiding from me.
>But thats LYING!
Just like how I lie when I say I love you
>If you can't make it to all or part of the lab on Sunday, that's fine - I accept that it's not always possible to make it to weekend fieldwork trips for work and other reasons.
Should be fine.
>Just like how I lie when I say I love you
.....
Words hurt you know.
Shit help me
I didn't like it
That's good. Go raid the cupboard
>Shit help me
Whats going on?
I'm joking
I do love you
its fucking snowing again
The sibling is here
Because I said her juden comments would make her fit right in
If she had more tolerance to weeb shit
I'm secretly jealous she talks to weebs instead of me. ;(
- chchs responsible sibling
I'm confused
Well now you've put doubt in my brain...
I don't know anymore...
I'm secretly curious why she would spend her time here.
We're an odd bunch... although she is plenty odd herself so maybe thats why.
It's true
I
L O V E
Y O U
>why she would spend her time here
To spend time with her bf me of course.
I-i-i can't really call her that odd, the people I work with are worse.
Does chch never talk about me? ;~;
>Does chch never talk about me? ;~;
I know you are a nurse and a bully desu
>bf
Shan't reply to silly business
Don't listen to her
She's just trying to hide our relationship from her sister, she's a little embarrassed.
yuuri is pretty cute
>the people I work with are worse.
Go on then, tell us about one.
What sort of work are you in?
>Does chch never talk about me? ;~;
Yeah sure sometimes.