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Stupid toad edition

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john terry

debating whether or not to listen to suicide (album) now
i want to listen to it but it's quite spooky at some parts

>ur just mad!
filtered all other yanks ama lads

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the Southern man is a natural friend to the British

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Costs just $100 more for a flight to Taiwan versus a flight to Ottawa from my city.

Absolute tears.

oh my god you STUPID AUSTRALIAN
apu is NOT a toad he is a FROG
my god jesus christ sort your life out mate

God, I fucking loathe Americans.

alri?

Filter yourself

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Howling

ITT
we pretend it's the early 2000s
youtu.be/LZIc8VSonVY

Often cheaper for me to fly to Spain than it is to take a train to London and I live in the next county over from London

Love this song

youtu.be/5i69qMQcJ0E

the Yankee is an eternal slave to the Hebrew

What's a nice YouTube video?

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where do all the 40+ year old NEETS hang out?

I guess the high competition for flights to china is pushing prices down

Southern man better keep your head
Don't forget what your good book said
Southern change gonna come at last
Now your crosses are burning fast
Southern man

Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown
I've seen your black man coming 'round
Swear by God, I'm gonna cut him down!

I heard screaming and bullwhips cracking
How long? How long?

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reddit is better than Sup Forums

r9k

where's she gotten to then lads

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this is the format of EVERY jimmy carr joke

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just thought an hour disappeared before my eyes for a moment there

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no its not
be quiet

*brushes your hair back*
*wipes the tears from you eyes*
*puts hand on yours*
No more tears, now.

it's 3 am here (at the club) but i'm not really feeling it anymore. quite sloshed, got a few lines in me, and have already gotten a handjob from some 19 year drunk black girl outside bathroom - so feeling a bit worn out. just wanna get back home, shower, have a joint and get into bed and browse /brit/ 2bqh.

woah

cant keep going on like this
going to need one of you lads to bounce my head off a wall

Trains are really expensive here too. But Canadian flight costs are literally the highest in the world. Sucks to live here and have a love of travel.

Nah, you can find deals to get to Bangkok for $150 more than Ottawa as well. About the same for Rio in Brazil. It's a fucking shame. I'm not even going to see Canada's historic East before I immigrate to Europe.

Should I:
A) Stay awake despite being bored as hell
B) Take 300mg of Seroquel
C) Go on a walk

why don't you fuck off right back to there then you stupid cunt and never come back

don't care what your dreams were about

genuinely dont care, i didnt read a single letter of your post and i would appreciate if you fucked off forever.

*bounces your head off a wall*

are you a white saffer?

Had an interesting tinder experience just now

>match with someone "hey let's get a coffee"
>"no come to my place, it's #4"
>I arrive and #4 is a construction site
>"what are you playing"
>"It's #2 I just wanted to make sure you'd show up"
>ring #2 and an old man answers, apologise for the wrong address
>"I just wanted to make sure you'd knock, it's actually #6"
>"I'm not going in unless you open the door"
>walk off
>"don't leave I'm just nervous"
>"will the door be open when I get back then"
>"yes!"
>walk back and it isn't open
>tell her she has 60 seconds to open the door or I'm heading off
>"just walk in"
>"you said it'd be open"
>"yeah it's unlocked just walk in"
>"goodbye"
>"whatever"

Sure there's the small chance she was inside, but I'd had well enough by then

yatta

need my FIX

*bounces your head off a wall*

here
t. 41 year old dateless virgin neet

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got the smoke smell on me from making a fire
it's a nice smell

clocks went forward
it's 2 am

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fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

admire sweden a lot desu

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where'd it all go wrong lad?

got to be the one on the bottom

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKK WHY DID NOBODY WARN ME

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does that guy who works at the park with all the interesting animals still post here

And so the toil draws an hour closer

christ it's late

at least i got my dank memes and gifs on the mobile

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somewhere around the teens i guess

are you a schizo

gotta be the one on the left

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(8) sometimes it snows in april (8)

the only bird on this island that wants to shag me is all the way up in aberdeen
fucks sake

right let's see who's on the ol' adult channels tonight

nope just use Seroquel for sleeping

alri fatzo

hello (1/16)

1,4,8(nig),2(front),5,7(ethnic),6,3

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tell me more lad
i'll stop by and give her a good seeing to

i'm glad to make your acquaintance (2/16)

in reddit...........things..........happen

Don’t understand why you would post this here

Not an interesting post at all

dad went to a dinner party and has arranged for me to have a chat with a VERY high ranking member of her majesty's civil service about "advice" for getting a leg up in the department

looks like i might be moving up in the world soon teehee x
;)

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If you're a cum guzzling bitch boy, then yes!

was going to post it here as a comment but decided to pollute Sup Forums instead

respond to me

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a daring synthesis

hello

madeline mcket

Sup Forums: people with the inability to be genuine pretending that theyre shiteheads
reddit: people with the inability to be genuine pretending that they aren't

hate manchildren

FUCK off

love manchildren

Sounds fishy af

in your thread silly

why do they now think that youre a nonce?

hola reddo

bent nonce

she's from a small town called aboyne near aberdeen and wants me to come up there
i'm from the (english) midlands and dunno if i can be arsed to make the journey

dont even have a sister truth be told

You won't like this guy then

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