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why isn't the left girl wearing shoes

sick of this aussie and his shit editions

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virgins are the most powerful race in the world

watching jake and amir for nostalgia's sake

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I could snap hogg's arms like a twig

would unironically give the middle one a good seeing to

AHHHH ITS LIKE THE SUPPORTING CAST FOR ED EDD N EDDY AHUAHUAHAHAHAHA
JOHNNY WHERe'S PLANK!?!?!!
YOU DROPPED YOUR FACE!!

The reason why i'll be a wizard

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>amir

ummmm sweetie it's monika now

Why's the monkey having a wee tug?

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*presents self*
You can forget about that second sleep, bb.

Lol didn't notice the new

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Nah, it's not feasible with a modern working life to get home at 17.30, be asleep by 20.00, wake up naturally at midnight, shit post til 2am then go back to sleep again.

I remember reading about it. The victorians write about 'the second sleep' of each night as if it was common knowledge. They would fuck or read during those late night hours
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Ever tried reading a book off of a screen for extended periods? Its shite, I can't concentrate on screens to the same extent I can with physical paper.

Threw my kindle straight in the bin (present)

yellow women have craved white dick since the 17th century hahaha

These aggot kids wont ever get my guns. Those pussies should buy guns if they lived through a shooting not ban them like fucking fags

why does the bald girl appear in a lot of the stuff after that shooting?
are her parents PR reps or something?

daylight saving is fucking ridiculous when you think about it

why the fuck is the whole country's timezone being dictated by a tiny group of farmers?

do you like Cuban food? I had a Cuban steak sandwich for din dins

if you don't go to oxbridge you may as well kill yourself

i fall into that pattern some weeks, depends how tired i am on a monday night usually, if i fall asleep early i will usually wake up at around 11 or 12 and be awake for a couple of hours and then im in that rhythm the rest of the week

>be american
>get shot

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youre so tough with your guns

those kids wont stand a chance against you

the blokes nob is massive bloody nora

that guy has tiny little arms

Do other countries have it? Asking for a friend

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didnt notice coz im not gau

top kek gas yourself beto

>by a tiny group of farmers?
that's not why we do it

yeah but not all of them

>farmers
It's about saving electricity.

you ever feel like you want to learn another language but the media created by non-english speaking countries is fucking garbage so what's the point?

yeah I think most counties do but it's even more confusing because they do at it different times

an irish monster gave me a you

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you lads want some?

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belter of a post

Why dont you sleep naked? It feels so good

not liking the look of it but i'd give it a go

China has one timezone based around Beijing. So midday in Western China should really be 9am (or whatever) but they keep it as midday to be uniform with Beijing.

I need to learn Spanish so I know what our Mexican overlords are yelling at me when I'm picking strawberries

don't want to leave poo streaks on the bed

Brainlet cunt

Not as clean as sleeping on clothes

it's like $2.50/jug so it's nothing special

yeah ours was a couple weeks ago

I go commando regularly. Once I wore light grey chinos to work and had a visible piss dribble patch for god knows how long. People must've noticed.

But idgaf, the boys need to breathe

just finished original sin 2 and now i feel empty because i know there's no other rpgs as well made out right now

maybe if you have billionaire tier sheets

wow I didn't know that
it's not like I've lived here for 6 months and spent two years before that studying China

How do you know what questions to ask to keep a conversation going? They say to be a good conversationalist you should ask the other person about themselves but that's way too vague for my liking.

clean your arse properly you disgusting little wretch

admitted to an English nationalist hardman earlier that I had Irish blood in me after he spent an hour getting angry about the Birmingham pub bombings

if it wasn't my mates uncle he would have probably kicked my head in

The irish are not even human

are you pro brumy bombing?

should have slapped him about the pub

Hello m8s, I thought I'd make some Toad-in-the-hole today.
How ya feel about that?

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i do, every night

pics

What happened to Manhood Academy? Their social competence videos were mostly bollocks but this one actually gives some solid advice.

They had a website but looks like it's been shut down. This is a reupload so ignore the mgtow shite youtu.be/-YVGjsbbA8Q

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little gay butt babies

whats ur opinion on monkeydonians?

want to learn another language so im more eligible for a foreignoffice job

ideas on which one to learn?

cant believe people actually believe that other people actually believe the earth is flat

>What happened to Manhood Academy?

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dont want my bed to smell like willy

Theory: beto likes seeking 'subhumans' to transfer his feelings of self-loathing

Spanish so you can have a /brit/ meet up with Beto

Can call me that fiend, one hit'll make ya cough

love english boys, not a loyalist, just love em

simple as

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Berber

obviously not I'm a brummie lad myself but at the end of the day I support the unification of Ireland
I can more than handle myself but trying anything wouldn't have ended well as hes a proper geeza
plus it was his local boozer and I've only been there a couple times before

no longer a fan of drumpf after the omnibus bill

Is the reason they shut down common knowledge or are you just memeing? I genuinely want to know why the website and YouTube got shut down

NIGGAS IFFY UH

just stared down this little taig fuck down at the red rose
won't be seeing the likes of him in our local mind

It is 3:18 and not 2:18 right now, right lads?

are you a blues supporter?

Love your willy

Hate my own

Simple as

cockwizard is ugly
he just wears shittons of makeup, dyes his hair stiffer than Maggie Thatcher and covers his mug with that dumb mask

laughing at the poor saps on /r/tinder who think their tinder account is broken because they dont get matches

A surefire way to get (You)s is to include an image in the reply.

Basic marketing: catch the readers attention

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no it's 3:19

might start crossposting all my shitposts here

ffs lads can't stop thinking about the oneitis
it's not even sexual she's just really mysterious and unlike any other woman i've met. she's intimidatingly smart

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didn't ask

you guys have nice conversations

Trip dubs mentioned

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/brit/ is just a series of random self absorbed posts. The boys barely reply to one another

you should buy her a £700 pair of shoes to really show your love

Weird, I just used the word surefire in my post and it was the last post I made on Sup Forums and the first post I read afterwards was on Sup Forums and the word surefire was a part of the post.

SpOoPy

Yank on holiday but FYROManiacs > Mexicants

How I Made it Through the First 2 Years of College without Making a Single Friend: a Memoir

SUMIF functions on excel are great for easily categorising posts

screen just went orange

theres a literal autist in my uni who is nice enough but a bit clueless

he is also fluent in mandarin because "he was bored over the holidays" and learnt it, im hoping that since hes autistic he might enjoy teaching me some chinese each day

Is it normal to have no contacts in your life whatsoever?

walk 500 miles for her
then walk 500 more

yeh? tell us more