>be american
>get YELLOWSTONED
Be american
Austin Bell
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Benjamin Brooks
That thing will fuck the whole northern hemisphere.
Jace Lewis
Wouldn't the whole world collapse, at least economically?
Christian Reyes
>Be entire planet
>get VOLCANIC WINTERED
Thomas Harris
You think Yellowstone erupting will be enough to finally scare the immigrants away?
Charles Ortiz
You'll get a huge wave of suicidal shut ins.
Mason Rivera
>race riots
>mass shootings
>no health care
>no paid annual leave
>shit minimum wage
>comparatively high crime rates
honestly I'm baffled America gets any immigrants at all, why go there when you can go to Canada, Australia, New Zealand or Europe?
Eli Ramirez
That's what I'd like to know quite frankly. Is really difficult for Mexicans to catch a flight or boat to Canada or something?
Wyatt James
Considering most of our immigrants are from Latin America, I assume it has something to do with the longevity of their rafts.
Andrew Cooper
Feels good man
Anthony Thompson
Des kilomètres dessous la surface, dessous le volcan, il se repose. Il attend, attendant bien caché au milieu de la pierre fondue, au milieu du magma, où les chercheurs dessus lui ne peuvent le découvrir. Dans le noir obscure, il attend. L'humanité peut maintenant rester content, en sécurité dans son ignorance. Elle ne sait pas sa terreur, elle ne sait pas le monstre qui attend sous ses pieds. Pourtant, le jour nous approche où l'amérigoblin arrivera, et le monde brûlera. Dios mio, sauves-nous de el goblino de las americas.
Tyler Stewart
are equator countries get wintered too??
Nathan Cook
Can't wait to emigrate to Argentina
Angel Russell
This would be a literal end-world scenario. It would cause a volcanic winter that would kill off most vegetation in the northern hemisphere; not to mention the massive international schism that would result, possibly leading to warhead detonations.
Kayden Ward
I dunno do I look like a science man?
Matthew Martinez
>look up yellowstone news
>daily express is the only """source""" reporting on this
It's fake, senpaitachi.
Jayden Anderson
>the desers of Australia cool down and become rich farmland
>being the only first world country left we colonise the pathetic tribes of the old world and install and ethnically Australian elite and use their resources to live in paradise
nice
Jeremiah Miller
Nope, at worst it will cover the totality of America in ashes, alongside some parts of Canada and a tiny bit of Mexico, and mayyyyyybe cause some harsh winters for some months, but that's about it
Nolan Miller
>be american
>get YELLOWSTONED
I thought you were referring to this
Ian Ross
We're unironically going to become a superpower at some stage and the thought of that gets me wet.
Aaron Gonzalez
We're approaching India levels of delusion here.
Chase Jenkins
I have australian heritage (probably). I will immigrate back home then.
Noah Phillips
At least Indians acknoeledge their country is CURRENTLY shit, unlike amerilards
Isaac Kelly
Brody Price
wtf how?
Brody Rodriguez
can't come soon enough
Lincoln Peterson
Colonies can't be superpowers.
Grayson Jones
His dog fell in and he jumped in to save it
Robert Thomas
The whole world will be screwed.volcanic winter,a lot less air flights,no fruits or veggies, wildlife decimated.
But at least global warming will be over
Caleb Flores
we peaked in the early 2010s the housing bubble and mining are masking our huge trade deficit when they go theres nothing to support our service ecnomy and we'll probably become slightly less lazy spain
ironic
Anthony Mitchell
>the whole world will be screwed
Nah brah, I'll be fine.
Screencap this.
Zachary Foster
i have some british heritage and since they are former brits too, that makes an australian sorta?
Wyatt James
The earth spins, my friend.
Joseph Gray
That's now how what you think works this way actually works
Oliver Martin
???
Camden Stewart
It is still safer than latin america and compared to latin america you get paid a lot more, in dollars, which you can send back to your family.
t. knower
Jaxson Watson
>Americans are wiped out
>the volcanic ash shoots up into the upper stratosphere and causes a massive global cooling by reflecting the sunlight
>temperatures drop to pre- industrial revolution levels for the next ~100 years
I see no downsides to this. Make it happen! For the love of god
Zachary King
I mean technically the levels would be pre industrial revolution so you're not wrong.
Luke Wilson
Might be a tad bit bumpier a ride than that. Tambora was much smaller.
Ryan Rodriguez
What are you implying? A mini-ice age? Bring it on. I for one would welcome our glacial overlord
Cooper Butler
Yellowstone is God's failsafe to exterminate the American virus if it gets even more out of control
Julian Taylor
End of Earth
Jose Bell
He is well overdue then
Brandon Perez
Really easy to slip and fall down.
Carson Thompson
It's harder to get into Canada.
Ian Foster
>tfw northern arizona
Evan Gutierrez
>just out of the zone
Joseph Evans
>caused average global temperatures to decrease by 0.4–0.7 °C
Far cry from the end of the world. America would indeed be fucked though.
Robert Hall
can I come too please?
Connor Moore
rev up your silt striders
Evan Carter
>obliterated midwest
seems like we lose nothing of consequences, bread may be a tad pricey though
Christian Howard
seulement le canada acceptera les asiatiques
Evan Morgan
who here /safe/
Grayson Roberts
everyone who isn't a greasy burger for starters
Asher Gonzalez
Worldwide volcanic winter when?
Jose Gutierrez
>honestly I'm baffled America gets any immigrants at all, why go there when you can go to Canada, Australia, New Zealand or Europe?
A big, long land border
Carter Robinson
>why go there when you can go to Canada, Australia, New Zealand or Europe?
fairly certain that those places focus heavily on the merit-based point system, whereas the US has a lottery
the skilled or wealthy migrants would have a greater chance to find acceptance in the commonwealth realm than in the US
Gavin Williams
you realize canada is like right next to america
Camden Cooper
This type of shit happens a few times every year. It's usually Chinese tourists being dumb in the park and getting killed
Josiah Clark
All will die, not just americans
Owen Kelly
Three major elements
1.Latitude is low.
2.Taking too much sugar.
Nolan White
Well, on the bright side, this could delay a few decades the effect of global warming