/cum/ ~ Canada, United States, & Mexico

Tsar Alexander the First Edition

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love thots

>ravioli's wife is getting her ass clacked
/cum/ has the deepest lore

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>thots

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gonna heem OC

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first for poopin

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huge fan of this image

the gf

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I'd let her deadlift my dick if you know what I mean

she has a cute face

Here. This is for you.

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the gf

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but i'm a sucker for blond hair and pointed noses

>login to 23andme after like 8 years
wew, things have changed

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dad got around

>the absolute state of this board

Reminder that no woman should be taller than 5'8

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with heals

absolutely disgusting

What's wrong, manlet? A girl reject you for your smol stature again?

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rate this thot please

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face is a bit busted
cute butt tho/10

>tfw I've never had a gf taller than 5'2

First girlfriend I ever had was taller than me actually

I don't have a problem with tall girls, I just think women are meant to be tiny little beautiful fuckable creatures

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this honestly makes me depressed

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No pedo guys, don't worry.

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Have you found any new thots around?

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The last girl I was with was 5'10 and her head still fit under my chin. They still are tiny creatures to an adult man like me.

>there are millions of these dwarfs in California

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Average =/= Mode
I went to college.

dated a girl once who was 5'11" while myself being 5'8". having a strong jawline and nice cheekbones pays off

spotted the manlet

OH NO NO NO NO NO

My oh my

Those eyes, that smile *heart heart*

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posting cute girls is gay

>she sees your thot folder

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My dick says otherwise, homo

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t. 5'9"

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This 6'8 fellow comes up and smacks your gfs ass. What do?

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i hate woman
that reaction is clearly faked because she knows it's being recorded

thoughts?

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>89+ likes
He's still a chad, despite being so short

I'm 5'8, probably 5'9 with shoes on

Not like it matters, most girls in Mexico are tiny blobs

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It's that a flat chest I see

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So I bought a bunch of ramen, what should I make first? A kimchi one, sweaweed udon one, the one I forgot the type of or pic related

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
and yea shes a model

>T*r*nt* that high up
Anyone below them are 10 year old boys

Why buy ramen?

Are you a student, poor or what?

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No and no. The kind that cost around a dollar each are good

Goodnight everyone!

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really enjoying this desu

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>im 5'8

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It's as if God gave them a pretty face and stopped at that

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Why didn't anyone say Goodnight to me?
Fucking stupid retard spicniggers posting stupid nigger loving sluts

Hope you all die in your sleep

I'm 5'8"

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>I'm 5'8

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What a sensitive boy

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Gn user

@87336141
kys

>tfw shorter than zando

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hope you have a horrible night

>there are people out there shorter and with smaller dicks than a literal trap

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TUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE

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Who invited you here, Grandpa?

YOU KNOW ITS NICKCROMPTON AND MY COLLAR STAY POPPIN
YES I CAN RAP AND NO I AM NOT FROM COMPTON
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR TEAM 10 THEN THE US WOULD BE SHITTY

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Thanks for the (You)s, retards

would you date someone 5'9"?

The dream gf

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this shit slaps yo

Would you date someone 6'5?

The dream gf

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>be free from moba trash for 5 years
>get the urge tonight
help

she has the face of a pig

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the fact that you're an adult who plays video games is embarrassing and pathetic

>You get a pass for fucking dudes in jail.

Nonwhites have a very bizarre culture

kill yourself shitposter

Plain looking girl with a heavenly smile?

I dig it

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Look at my post number, you stupid losers.

White people are just niggers but paler

Yeah

fuck you cunt

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>gf breaks your heart
>become a 6'1, 135 lb twink
>only people who hit on you are gays and hipster womanlets

Lads...

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No offence, but Americans are the most disgusting humans on earth.

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El tenebroso...

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Don't people get fat, maybe just me

We all cope with things differently I suppose

get used to it, it is the destiny of humanity for the next 200 years

I suck pp