Tsar Alexander the First Edition
/cum/ ~ Canada, United States, & Mexico
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love thots
>ravioli's wife is getting her ass clacked
/cum/ has the deepest lore
>thots
gonna heem OC
first for poopin
huge fan of this image
the gf
I'd let her deadlift my dick if you know what I mean
she has a cute face
Here. This is for you.
the gf
but i'm a sucker for blond hair and pointed noses
>login to 23andme after like 8 years
wew, things have changed
dad got around
>the absolute state of this board
Reminder that no woman should be taller than 5'8
with heals
absolutely disgusting
What's wrong, manlet? A girl reject you for your smol stature again?
rate this thot please
face is a bit busted
cute butt tho/10
>tfw I've never had a gf taller than 5'2
First girlfriend I ever had was taller than me actually
I don't have a problem with tall girls, I just think women are meant to be tiny little beautiful fuckable creatures
this honestly makes me depressed
No pedo guys, don't worry.
Have you found any new thots around?
The last girl I was with was 5'10 and her head still fit under my chin. They still are tiny creatures to an adult man like me.
>there are millions of these dwarfs in California
Average =/= Mode
I went to college.
dated a girl once who was 5'11" while myself being 5'8". having a strong jawline and nice cheekbones pays off
spotted the manlet
OH NO NO NO NO NO
My oh my
Those eyes, that smile *heart heart*
posting cute girls is gay
>she sees your thot folder
My dick says otherwise, homo
t. 5'9"
This 6'8 fellow comes up and smacks your gfs ass. What do?
i hate woman
that reaction is clearly faked because she knows it's being recorded
thoughts?
>89+ likes
He's still a chad, despite being so short
I'm 5'8, probably 5'9 with shoes on
Not like it matters, most girls in Mexico are tiny blobs
It's that a flat chest I see
So I bought a bunch of ramen, what should I make first? A kimchi one, sweaweed udon one, the one I forgot the type of or pic related
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
and yea shes a model
>T*r*nt* that high up
Anyone below them are 10 year old boys
Why buy ramen?
Are you a student, poor or what?
No and no. The kind that cost around a dollar each are good
Goodnight everyone!
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really enjoying this desu
>im 5'8
It's as if God gave them a pretty face and stopped at that
Why didn't anyone say Goodnight to me?
Fucking stupid retard spicniggers posting stupid nigger loving sluts
Hope you all die in your sleep
I'm 5'8"
>I'm 5'8
What a sensitive boy
Gn user
@87336141
kys
>tfw shorter than zando
hope you have a horrible night
>there are people out there shorter and with smaller dicks than a literal trap
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE
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Who invited you here, Grandpa?
YOU KNOW ITS NICKCROMPTON AND MY COLLAR STAY POPPIN
YES I CAN RAP AND NO I AM NOT FROM COMPTON
ENGLAND IS MY CITY
AND IF IT WEREN'T FOR TEAM 10 THEN THE US WOULD BE SHITTY
Thanks for the (You)s, retards
would you date someone 5'9"?
The dream gf
this shit slaps yo
Would you date someone 6'5?
The dream gf
>be free from moba trash for 5 years
>get the urge tonight
help
she has the face of a pig
the fact that you're an adult who plays video games is embarrassing and pathetic
>You get a pass for fucking dudes in jail.
Nonwhites have a very bizarre culture
kill yourself shitposter
Plain looking girl with a heavenly smile?
I dig it
Look at my post number, you stupid losers.
White people are just niggers but paler
Yeah
fuck you cunt
>gf breaks your heart
>become a 6'1, 135 lb twink
>only people who hit on you are gays and hipster womanlets
Lads...
No offence, but Americans are the most disgusting humans on earth.
El tenebroso...
Don't people get fat, maybe just me
We all cope with things differently I suppose
get used to it, it is the destiny of humanity for the next 200 years
I suck pp