>5:00 am
>The germanic wakes up and leaves his home towards his job proud of his protestant work ethic
>His wife however, stays at home alone, once again
>Staring at the window she only sees darkness and a general cold wasteland
>Suddenly a spanish flamenco guitar can be heard in the distance
>The clouds start do go away and a warm breeze fills the air
>The windows are opened and a handsome dark man enters while the white curtains sway in the breeze
>The germanic wife is astonished in front of this deity of passion and lust
>In a suave yet firm way he embraces the germanic woman and whispers to her hear in the smoothiest voice a human can conceive:
>"hmmmm... Hilda mia. Te acuerdas de aquela noche por la ventana quando te he dado por todo el culo y la luna bailava en tus senos"
>The germanic wife can't take it anymore, despite her usal frigid way she makes the hottest sex she had in her life
>"ohh si hija mia" - said the handsome man
>The woman, passes out after the most intense multiple orgasms and the handsome dark man kisses her in the forehead and departs
>The germanic man comes home, exausted and proceeds to vent on anime imageboards about his racial superiority and based work ethics
>The woman wakes up and while his germanic husband his masturbating to scat and furry porn a little note his left beside her
>"Adios querida mia"
>Signado...
>"Fernando Martinez"
5:00 am
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wtf being germanic means being BLACK you ignorant fuck
>Sven left his wife, Ingrid, in order to attend another pro-immigrant rally
>Once again, the poor Ingird was left alone while her husband contributed to the decay of her country and culture
>She usually would go to the forest and write poetry of her own, it was in a forest that she had the most astonishing encounter of her life
>After a while, she started to feel warm and heated up, it seemed impossible since everything was covered in snow...
>"What's happening" - tought Ingrid
>Suddenly a lascive Em chord echoed troughout the pinetrees
>A dark handsome man appeared in front of her holding a rose in his teeth and in a exquisite and gracious way he offered her his most precious flower
>"Como tu, esta flor es la inspiracion para mis canciones de amor, dolor y pasion, querida Ingrid" - said the luxurious man
>Ingrid was mesmerized... Never she witnessed such demonstration of "amor ardente" in the frozen cucked lands of Sweden
>The man, filled with lust and pasion embraced Ingrid like a passionate, strong and gracious bull from the warm plains of the mediterranean
>Ingrid just let herself be possessed by the angel of luxury and her orgasms became a perfect simbyose with the pro-immigration rally portests
>Ingrid passed out after such pleasure and was now riding with the valkyries in the chariot of joy
>As the immigrants raped inocent swedish women a single girl was left pleased and satisfied in the snows of Sweden
>Her name was Ingrid and her lover was
>...
>Fernando Martinez
cringe
DAMN YOU FERNANDO MARTINEZ
>The room was dark, the computer screen was its only source of light reflecting on Bob's glasses as he stared at the computer
>His country, and his germanic heritage needed him in the internet, in order to fight the jewish and islamic comunism conspirancy that threatened his culture, his life and his wife
>Meanwhile, his wife was out in the bar feeling depressed and hopeless over a failed marriage
>At that time she noticed a change in the jukebox
>The music was warmer, more passionate and "naughtier" than before... a spanish guitar could be heard blasting the sound of pasion and amore
>A galant handsome latino man sits next ot her at the barstool
>"Perdoname pero una chica sola como tu hace mi corazon llorar lagrimas de dolor... Dejame que te ayude" - said the gracious man
>As the man's fingers caress the woman's body she could feel a tight and firm body... a rare sight in a country of obese man
>The man went deeper and deeper until the woman unleashed a scream of pleasure that incarnated the spirit of bluesgrass and rodeo in a single feeling
>She passes out with a smile in her face, she knew that she discovered passion for the first time in her life
>Meanwhile, Bob already won an argument in his favourite racist internet board... However, he couldn't understand why there was a speechless post with the pic of rose
>In the bottom of the pic it read:
>...
>Fernando Martinez
n*rthoids btfo by based Fernando
>The norwegian man is out for 6 months because he works in an oil platform in the middle of the ocean (among other men)
>Meanwhile, his wife is bored. She is bored of hiking the same mountains and all the men around her are boorish autists
>One day, a stranger comes into town. He is a dark handsome man with a daring and passionate look in his eyes
>He notices lonely Bertha staring at dead trees covered by snow
>The charming man aproaches her and she can feel herself heating up like if she was in the mediterranean
>"Te encuentras sola pobrecita" - said the mysterious man
>Suddenly, Bertha couldn't take it anymore. The passion of Andalusia, the charm of Milan and the nostalgia of Portugal were all combined in the deity that was in front of her
>She takes of her clothes and proceeds to have the most "caliente" sex she ever had at an old Fryja shrine
>As she reaches the climax and the epithome of human pleasure she thanks the gods of the south for sending this angel of lust
>After passing out she could hear a lonesome guitar sound fading in the distance
>When she waked up her husband was still in the ocean but now she had a memory to warm her in those cold Norwegian nights
>and that memory was:
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>Poortugay humor
oh wow
FUCK YOU FERNANDO
>The Japanese man is out at work for 12 hours in his company office, slaving away for the mightily corporations of Japan
>Meanwhile, his wife is lonely. She is lonely because her husband leaves her alone at home in the morning and only arrives late in the night with the stench of Sake in his breath
>and on the weekends he spends every minute on watching his animes and playing the latest Nintendo products, leaving the beautiful Japanese flower alone and sad in the kitchen to prepare meals for her husband who is a total asexual autist
>One day, a stranger comes into town. He is a dark handsome man with a daring and passionate look in his eyes
>He notices lonely Satomi staring at cherries blooming in the garden
>The charming man aproaches her and she can feel herself heating up like if she was in the mediterranean
>"Querida Satomi, te voy a dar el placer que tu esposo antisocial nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida" - whispered the handsome man
>Suddenly, Japanese woman couldn't take it anymore. The passion of Andalusia, the charm of Milan and the nostalgia of Portugal were all combined in the deity that was in front of her
>She takes of her clothes and proceeds to have the most "caliente" sex she ever had in her life
>As she reaches the climax and the epithome of human pleasure she thanks the gods of the Mediterranean for sending this angel of lust
>After passing out she could hear a lonesome guitar sound fading in the distance
>When she waked up her husband was still in the bar drinking Sake with his male friends but now she had a memory of love to cherish in her lonely Japanese days
>and that memory was:
>...
>Fernando Martinez
Another victim from portuguese migrants. RIP
What's the female version of this man? Juana Martinez?
>Fernando Shortinez
That is for older people.
I'm 175 and everyone is taller than me
I've been to spain in august and it sucked
>175
OH NO NO NO
ABSOLUTE STATE OF FERNANDO SHORTINEZ
>hello, i belong to the germanic master race
That is what you get for going to meme touristic places.
Some cities and towns are shit, and your research was shit too.
obsessed
My parents wanted to go there and forced me to come
I am 21
Where did you go?
If you tell me the kind of places you like I can recommend you where to go next time. Spain has a lot of variety, and there is no good reason to leave it disappointed.
>going in a trip to Spain being 21 with your parents
You are a loser aren't you?
I'm another German, just here to say not all of us are this ignorant
I went to Barcelona (2 times), Valencia, Fuerte Ventura and Malaga
I enjoyed all of them
I was 20 at the time but I kissed 4 different girls so far and I'm enrolled at uni so idk
Malaga and Sevilla are the only cities I remember and other parts of Andalusia mostly.
The heat was unbearable and it was boring to me as I dont like sightseeing.
>An english rose lived quite sadly in her estate mansion in rural England
>Her family lived acordingly to the victorian ideals and her upbringing was very strict
>In that sense, the lonely english rose dreamed of a world of freedom and carefree that seemed so distant from her world
>One day, her mother informs her that she is bound to marry sir Georges
>Poor Mary spent her day weeping for Georges was a boorish brute prone to violence and domestic abuse
>At night while she was sobbing in her sleep a shadow swayed in the moonlight in front of her bed
>A dark handsome man in the most luxurious yet elegant clothes was staring at her with a warm passion
>She felt scared but amazed at the same time, he was like a mithycal creature like the ones she read in fantastic books
>"Cariño, te voy a dar el placer que Georges nunca te podera dar para que pudas vivir en paz por toda tu vida" - whispered the handsome man
>Mary was mesmerized and before she noticed it the man was kissing her neck, lowering to her breasts while his hands massaged the back of her ears
>It was like driving a chariot trough the clouds but at the same time it was so warm like the fields of olives
>Despite being a virgin she couldn't feel any pain, just a gigantic amount of pleasure
>She screamed in extasis when the orgasm filled her young body
>Then everything became black
>When she woke up, her mother came to pick her up for the wedding... Mary didn't knew if it was all a dream
>Suddenly, while she was putting her locket around her neck a small handkerchief with foreign ornaments feel down
>"May this suave and passionate handkerchief acompany troughout your life... There will always be a summer"
>"Yours truly:..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>It's another dark, cold and depressing day in Finland
>Vilhelmiina, is working at the matches factory and dreading her life
>Anywhere she looks all she can see is the endless alignment of commieblocks, drunk people
>She longs for human contact but everyone is obliged to leave a 5 meter safe zone between human beings
>She is also tired of getting in an almost comatose state in order to have sexual intercourse with another semi-comatose finn man wich leaves her unsatisfied
>Even the donald duck and moomin memes are loosing their appeal as well as shitposting
>As Vilhelmiina wraps a rope around her neck in her sad, depressing commieblock a shining light fills her apartment
>"Is it Tengri that finnaly came to pick me up and bring me to moonim valley, the finnish paradise?" - tought Vilhelmiina with a tear of joy rolling down her face
>No, it wasn't Tengri but she was right in guessing that it was a god, a god of LOVE
>The most handsome man posed in front of her with just a towel around his hip, barely hiding his prosperous genitals
>"Vilhelmiina, mi amor. No te sintas enfadada con la vida quando aun tienes muy amor para recibir" - said the handsome man in a calm and appealing voice
>He then unrwaps his towel and in a suave movement proceeds to make love to the lonely Vilhelmiina
>The girl couldn't imagine how blissful it was to be alive, never a finn man could ever give her this immense pleasure, life was good and it was worth to keep on living
>She felt like she was riding a horse trough the steppes, however they were warm and filled with olives in Spring with huge bulls resting on their base, an indescritive feeling of pleasure
>As she collapses from the multiple orgasms she can listen to a spanish guitar fading in the distance
>When she wakes up, the house is dark and the outside is freezing again
>She sees a small letter in the floor where it was written with the suaviest hand writting:
>"May you never feel cold and lonely again"
>"Signed: Fernando Martinez"
>Gunma province, a rural pearl in Japan
>There lived a beautiful japanese girl who dreamed about leaving her small town and venture to Tokyo or even Europe
>However, she was very poor so she worked really hard in a tavern in order to save money for her journey
>Sadly, that tavern was the usual hang out for all kinds of low-lifes since small time thugs to autistic racers that risked their lives for the "driftu"
>The japanese girl suffered a lot because of them since they usually harassed her and she was almost raped once
>One day, she was a wage away from completing her dream but the thugs, knowing she had a saving pot grabed her and asked her where she hid the money
>The girl remained silent so the thugs striped her off her clothes and prepared to rape her
>Suddenly, they hear a window crashing and a powerful Em chord followed by a handsome dark gaijin
>The thugs recover from the shock and pull out their knives from their jackets and charge towards the gaijin with their small dicks hangin out
>"Eso no les va a gustar" - said the gaijin as he assumed a daring pose
>A sudden flash strikes the whole establishment and the thugs are laying down dead as the gaijin towers above them
>The japanese girl blushes and say a shy "arigato" but the gaijin puts his hand in her chin and kisses her
>As the kiss goes by, the japanese girl understands that she will gladly give her virginity to this handsome angel of passion
>The next day as she prepares to head off towards her dream, she still can't resemble the gorgeous man's name who gave her the night of her life
>The only thing that she could grasp was a "F" written in blood in the skin of the thugs
>That "F" would remain as a mistery for the rest of her life but we all know that it was the work of a daring man
>...
>Fernando Martinez
>Northern France
>An elementary school teacher is lonely because her husband wich is a philosophy academic teacher is always traveling
>She also feels sad because the said husband thinks to highly of himself and also thinks that his wife is a cultural pleb
>One day while she was in the local library reading the french classics like Victor Hugo's poetry she grasps the sound of a motorbike acompanied by the sound of a "guitar apasionada"
>She reaches to the door to see what's happening and she receives a breath of warmness in her face
>Before she could open her eyes a dark handsome man was holding her waist and towering over her with the elegance of a stray cat
>He starts to dance across the library with her, the poor teacher never felt so secure and attractive before
>"Sin duda que eras un chica lista pero tu cintura es la de una verdadera mujer" - said the wandering man in a soothing way
>Suddenly, before she could know it her soutien was removed and the fingers of the guitarist swarmed over her
>The pleasure was so intense that even Rimbaud could hear her moans from his grave
>When she wakes up there was a rose next to her beautiful naked body
>"Pour Marie, je vous dis: Merci... Acuerdate de mi, tu amado..."
>...
>Fernando Martinez
Nice
You're doing God's work, lad
>even Rimbaud could hear her moans from his graves
good meme
MY WH*TE ASS IS ON FIREEEEEEEEE
And so a new Mediterranean meme was born
n*rdoids irrevocably btfo by BASED fernandoposter
Best new pasta I've ever seen
>with the elegance of a stray cat
I'm fucking dying.
t. Fernando Martinez
Absolutely based
VERY BASED POSTS
Good post
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how do we stop him?
how does it feel knowing that every time your girl looks happy it's because she's thinking about Fernando Martinez?
Anyone make a female version of this
From where is this guy in Gta series? I know that is a illegal immigrant in usa
He was a radio host, the best one in the game shall i add
B A S E D
>meds have to seduce women when their husbands are away
Pathetic. Slavs wouldn't even wait for husband to leave. We wouldn't seduce women either, it's for men to weak to just take them, whether they like it or not.
Yeah, raping is based, you filthy uncivilized animal
>jokes about seducing married women are funny
>jokes about rape are not
Saved all of these. Fantastic job OP.
bump
we did it reddit
BASED son of Satan
Based
>5:00 am, berlin
>the bombardments are in full force again since the sunrise
>the Hassenrasse aryan germanic warrior wakes up, leaves his home to protect vaterland
>his wife however, stays at home alone, once again
>Staring at the window she only sees darkness and a general cold wasteland
>suddenly loud vocalisation in a raspy foreign voice can be heard in the distance
>they are drowned in the constant cacophony of shellings
>suddenly the door to the apartment are busted down
>reek of strong liquor, vomit and blood fill the air
>Slavic conqueror stands tall in the doors
>"Hy бля..." he whispers before the drunk hiccup kicks in
>he rushes in, stumbling on the carpet, throws Hilde on the floor
>he pins her with the full weight of her body
>undoes the buttons on his pants
>forces himself into Hilde's curtains of femininity
>she gasps for air, two tears roll down her cheeks
>yearning of love engulfs her full body
>she relaxes and lets his conqueror strike deeper
>the truth is unveiled before her, the racial ideology of the 3rd reich was a lie
>slavs are the true ubermenschen
>the conqueror releases his seed deep inside her womb
>he stands up, buttons up his pants and leaves her in blood and tears like a rag on the floor
>her new purpose in life is to give birth to as many slavic babies as it's physically possible
>the slavic warrior leaves never to be seen again
yea
>pole can't handle the banter
Tinha saudades do postador Fernando Martinez.
Deus te abençoe.
good thread
Zahl Schulden, Portugal
bin übrigens die Alhambra
at least germanics aren't lazy