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A perfect Europe edition

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oz shitposer would have been better if you did
>you arrive in byron bay
desu

you arrive in gympie

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>Japanese SIBERIA
Do you even know where Siberia is on the map?

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trying to save for a house, so i can't easily live on my own.

do you see my point now though? even if you're successful in london, it's a far less glamorous life than for an actual tarquin.

I wouldn't mind living in manchester, forsaking the korean bbq restuarnats and the nights at the theatre, for a house a car and the ability to be frivolous with money, and instead maybe just come down to london for the weekend every so often, than have to exist in the pressure cooker of london..

but that said for every fifty roles in london there is like two roles in the other major cities of the UK.

tasmania is by far the best australian state

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I fought the law and the law won

alri lads could do with some pc advice, my laptop is about to croak it

Blimey get a load of those shoulders

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You arrive in Brixton.

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Tried cycling around London on XANAX

did not give a fuck if I died or not, was pretty fun zipping about and being a reckless cunt

brixton was a really nice middle class area at some point.

the government should be encouraged businesses to move to Birmingham and Manchester desu

the virgin opinion

Now it’s foreigners.

based

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They're roughly the same
the dell would be better for gaming

*crashes first time in his own car*

>been friends with a girl for over a year, I like her a lot
>every time I try anything, I get rejected. Compliments are met with "Aww that's so sweet haha" and shit like that
>friday night, she's moving away and it's the last time I'll see her for a while, so I finally tell her:
>Sally, I know you keep rejecting me, saying you want to be just friends and I have tried to accept that. But when I stayed at yours, I would and saw you sleeping next to me. You looked like an angel. It was such a perfect moment and I thought "If I could see that every morning, I'd be the luckiest man in the world". So tell me now, are you saying without a doubt, that we will never be together and you will never give me a chance? Because if yes, I promise I'll accept it and give up on pursuing you.
>she doesn't say yes

Did I do good lads

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subhuman mainlander

The gifts that keep giving.

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the 'ttoo

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so you're making the choice to live in a flatshare and save for a house. It is well within your means to live by yourself if you so chose, you could also save money for a house in manchester by living with other people.

No one is going to doubt that the cost of living (and buying) in london has shot up disproprotionately to the wages.

the problem with doing it is that the first firm to make the move is likely to suffer.

you can't push out industries from where they're grounded, that is literally the reason why birmingham went from being a powerhouse to a fuckhole. its because the government tried to spread high-skilled manufacturing across the UK which ended up destroying it as failed to stick elsewhere and was gutted from birmingham.

that said the gvernment could move some things across the UK like different departments/ministries and try to make new agglomerations.
hipsters are pushing out the foreners more and more though

didnt read

>spoof gps to spain
>go on tinder
>full of slim, olive-skinned, dark haired qts

>come back to the UK
>full of short,fat, ugly troglodytes

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Is there a soy Pokemon

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genuinely can't believe people like you exist desu you don't sound like a real person

I swear you've posted this before

I'm not typical though, I struggle a lot

I really wish the government didn’t prosecute people for hurting minorities so the skinheads could do what they used to and pakibash and wog stomp.

>No one is going to doubt that the cost of living (and buying) in london has shot up disproprotionately to the wages.
that's my point
>save money in manchester
i wouldn't have to.

basically the point of it is, that unless you're pulling in some serious money, london isn't particularly comfy or great.

if you're on over 70k i think then you can say its better to be in london, if not you're probably just here because of want of opportunities outside of it, and the access to chic street markets and lots of cultural shit is just a bit of a meme.

what did she say lmao

you arrive in wigan

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this is what i was thinking, better GPU

but i'm not sure about AMD, i've never had anything other than intel

same for the motherboard, i don't know enough to compare them

>Well Arthas, I made it. Despite your directions

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Never give up. Trust your instincts.

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lmoa look at this gimp

No, you should have taken the initiative made it the make-or-break moment

What you did make no difference, you have no closure

thinking about her again as I do 24/7

>friends with a girl
>hit on her and compliment her all the time
>meet up with her on friday night
>stay at her place
>corny compliment nonsense
you could not be more neurotypical

I love you Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ I love you
Yes I do

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NOOOOOOOOOOOONCEEEEEE

Obviously the last episode of DB Super was rushed as fuck and everything was solved with a literal deus ex machina

But I found it oddly satisfying

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good games

Is he handsome?

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Oh my.

Of course he is you brain bumbler

you call hamburgers, steamed hams?

no
looks weird

just reinforcing how true it is, british women are dire

>Overpowering stench of fish not visible
Calling bullshit.

Would have been better to have the "Don't ever give up my son", that he says first

yes compared to normal people but no compared to hollywood people

All us Irish men look like this.

only in that role because I think he puts weight on for it
looks odd as his normal self

yeah but he's like 50now thinks he's 17

love pictures of naked girls

what is this :DDD

So you call these peasants healthy despite the fact they have the plague

and you call this a meme, despite the fact that it's obviously reddit

watching girls incarcerated. so far none of them have rubbed their fannies together

alri

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blitzkrieg bop

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Needs to get BLACKED.

Someone give this woman some nice 40% kids

rate the toilsman's lunch

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if you ask this humble bruce, the french are a blight on humanity, worse than niggers and pakis, and need to be ethnically cleansed as soon as possible, by miscegenation with the aforementioned niggers and pakis if necessary

SMOKO

But isn't that what I did? I told her to tell me clearly if I won't ever have a chance. If she said it'll never happen, then I would have given up. But now I know it's a possibility

i could report your post to the rozzers and they would literally investigate you.

hate ewan mcgregor now

cunt is trying too hard for a knighthood. just act ffs

>dab

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*Informs the police so they can track your IP*

Don't think I've heard that song sine I last played THPS3

>Dab beer
>not having you dabbing in the pic

if you insist

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I also had a date with a qt office manager in London on Wednesday and she wants to see me again :)

dont be ridiculous

*dismantles your whitewashed history*

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cute pic d00d

this is michelin star cuisine in england

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For some reason I would really like half caste kids.

poorthener/10

It was a possibility before and it's a possibility now; no difference. You're still just chasing and pinning everything on a 'maybe potentially kind of'.

Don't waste your time, either she's into you or she isn't.

Is it just me or is dating after sixth form just a bit grim

It sort of turns into an (expensive) competition, you only see each other at certain times, she's probably had about 15 guys before you, and it becomes too serious/mature, isn't playful and light anymore

you know how I know you've never been to a michelin starred restaurant?

imagine the state of the poos

any shagger man in

yes

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fUCK
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thats only one reason why im not interested

schizoid master race

Its not good for your mental health to think like that, oh shes had 15 guys before me. i know its fucking grim but whatyagonnado

>le 17th century black trumpeter was the most important man in history

i spent my entire 20s alone so now im relegated to the dregs. all the decent women have partners. really not interested in any continued existence ngl.

font? arial hahahahaha

Who?

*dabs two-dimensionally*

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>life in the UK is so grim, their are entire TV shows about people leaving the country

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