God save the queen (No future) edition
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Jeremiah Green
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Nathan Campbell
dave's riled up, watch out
Jeremiah Turner
>his posting style is distinct enough that people notice him and give him a name
you're doing something TERRIBLY wrong if you're doing this
Ryan Wright
How is Dave a turbororke? Almost all of the things he's argued about has been from a northerner leftypol point of view
Connor Cooper
that's a South Asian innit
Angel Watson
remember when dave said he leers at underaged girls wearing croptops?
Jackson Sanchez
Doing a listen
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Lincoln Davis
dave and skitzo I sleep
ed, jord and luca real shit
Evan Thompson
Whos dave?
Joseph Hall
are these dave?
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Also posts on Sup Forums and Sup Forums, and Sup Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.
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Dylan Allen
there is no singular dave
Angel Price
sue
James Morris
dave here, AMA
Lincoln Barnes
you should see a shrink
Chase Hall
another dave vs skitzo thread derailment good job everyone let's waste another few hours doing this yet again
Robert Clark
the virgin waifu
Josiah Flores
Oh my dayz you said freak
Caleb Williams
yeah thats him, the first one at least, he doesnt know how to quote properly
Christopher Powell
another week of toil loometh
toilberg is making me work the bank holiday Friday as well
Grayson Brooks
Juan Walker
yeah that's dave
Gavin Hughes
dave and the schitzo are both virgin freaks
t. certified virgin freak expert
Eli White
alrigh schizo Dave detector
Benjamin Sullivan
David is a poster identified in December. He's anonymous but everyone knows who he is, because of his distinctive posting style. He posts very long winded, argumentative responses, combined with colourful ways of calling you dumb, like "trogolodyte" and "spastic", he continues long paragraph responses thread after thread. We've come to know him as dave. love are dave tho, wouldnt be the same without him
Dave has argued about the following
1. Cars should be banned because everyone uses trains now
2. Teachers have every right to breakdown mentally in front of students
3. Mac is "better" than Windows
4. Tame Impala is a Beatles rip off
5. There's nothing wrong with asking the waiter to bag your food to take home
6. Beleives the NHS is being "cut" despite constantly being proven wrong
7. Thinks secondary legislation with no report stage or vote on EU directives is "democratic"
8. Thinks tariffs are a bad thing
9. doesn't know what a registry on a computer is
10. Thinks £20k a year is "minimum wage"
11. Doesn't know The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a Russian forgery.
12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation
13. Supports the Scottish National Party
14. Thinks girls over the age of 16 wear croptops, and has deluded himself into thinking young girls he leers at in the park constitute as grown women
15. Believes that only people on Sup Forums know who Peter Hitchens is
16. Thinks abortion is okay because it's legal
Arguing with him is fascinating. Ask if the US or UK is better ? Get a rousing speech about being molded by British streets ? Mention the 90s? Rant about future of Europe!
Asher Nelson
David is a poster identified in December. He's anonymous but everyone knows who he is, because of his distinctive posting style. He posts very long winded, argumentative responses, combined with colourful ways of calling you dumb, like "trogolodyte" and "spastic", he continues long paragraph responses thread after thread. We've come to know him as dave. love are dave tho, wouldnt be the same without him
Dave has argued about the following
1. Cars should be banned because everyone uses trains now
2. Teachers have every right to breakdown mentally in front of students
3. Mac is "better" than Windows
4. Tame Impala is a Beatles rip off
5. There's nothing wrong with asking the waiter to bag your food to take home
6. Beleives the NHS is being "cut" despite constantly being proven wrong
7. Thinks secondary legislation with no report stage or vote on EU directives is "democratic"
8. Thinks tariffs are a bad thing
9. doesn't know what a registry on a computer is
10. Thinks £20k a year is "minimum wage"
11. Doesn't know The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a Russian forgery.
12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation
13. Supports the Scottish National Party
14. Thinks girls over the age of 16 wear croptops, and has deluded himself into thinking young girls he leers at in the park constitute as grown women
Arguing with him is fascinating. Ask if the US or UK is better ? Get a rousing speech about being molded by British streets ? Mention the 90s? Rant about future of Europe!.
Jackson Nguyen
skitzo...
Jack Evans
fucking shut up about dave
Nathaniel Garcia
>14. Thinks girls over the age of 16 wear croptops, and has deluded himself into thinking young girls he leers at in the park constitute as grown women
they do though
Camden Brooks
Most certainly not
Kevin Jones
/n/ is the best board
try to prove me wrong (protip: you can't)
Jacob King
he also uses a smug zach braff image
Joshua Allen
GABAGOOL
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Juan Nelson
t. dave
Andrew Collins
>spastic
>16. Thinks abortion is okay because it's legal
ahh these ones are me, not dave
I have been confused with dave at times
Henry Cruz
>moving to london
don't even BOTHER unless you're on £70k+
Grayson Wood
liam vs dave
fight to the death
who wins
Austin Lee
daveposting hours
Asher Rivera
think a cute finnish girl likes me lads
Jacob Butler
the virgin /n/ vs. THE CHAD /o/
Josiah Barnes
Is there anything to do in Suffolk/Norfolk?
Why are there holiday parks there?
Juan Ramirez
if dave calls people spastic
who is the poster who calls people mongs
Ayden Hill
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this enrages skitzo
might be skitzo if he calls you a davemong then it's him for sure
Lincoln Hill
you'll sug our gogs ? :DDD
Christopher Martinez
autismick response with one worders like mong
Easton Jones
croptops and macbooks and fucking shit
Justin Adams
i coined the terms "leftymong" and "passmong"
Luis Long
Jews, or pakis?
Christopher Johnson
>dave
yeah stop trying to make this a thing
it isn't.
Anthony Garcia
Girl in work still isn't talking to me
I guess despite all the hints and signs she really doesn't like me or even think about me outside of work
Grim
Camden Diaz
Adios you fuckin skank
Zachary White
Sometimes wonder if anyone thought I was dave. What an honour that would be
Noah Gray
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Cameron Hughes
I mean just mong
like they'll just make a post and go "you mong" at the end
Christian Perez
>noooooooooo! im not washed up! pay attention to me not dave ... guys.... pet rock! NOOOO THIS IS ALL I HAVE
huh?
Joseph Russell
skitzo thinks everyone is dave
Carson White
mong
Parker Foster
dave has been a thing here for 6 months
go back to talking about your pet rock you mong
Cameron Bell
These seem like wildly different viewpoints. Like I know for a fact quite a few of these apply to me, am I Dave?
William Thomas
runt life
Jaxson Reed
Remember when Dave argued about fake tits with yanks for 2 days
Hunter Nguyen
save's misadventures would make a good sitcom desu
Luis Rogers
dont care
Noah Brown
deep down, we're all dave.
Jacob Brooks
t. brown dave
Jace White
Imagine giving this little pink hole a tickle.
Evan Gutierrez
Cooper Foster
Each night, I dream about the pussy of Elizabeth Windsor.
Carter Wilson
It's haunted, you know.
Ryder Butler
everyone is dave in skitzo's warped head
Evan Watson
i like the dave meme. its so vague and singles out virtually everyone who has an argument on here
Logan Green
i want sex
Tyler Gutierrez
Lol. That Yank was seething.
Julian Perry
Grayson Butler
stfu Dave
Samuel Thompson
>virtually everyone
not me lad.
Cameron Cox
This dave fellow seems rather wacky
Christian Turner
It's retarded leftypol shit
Grayson Thompson
some Dave contributions from the last thread
Connor Martinez
dave here, AMA
Nicholas Jackson
Its quite possibly one of the worst gimmicks in /brit/ history
Ian Parker
100% dave
Ayden Smith
fuck off james
Thomas Miller
I like poo
Justin Nguyen
all me
Chase Powell
pure david
Gabriel Torres
I already know who this is the fuck off neurotypical poster
William Adams
>The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a Russian forgery.
It isn't
Josiah Moore
one (singular) skitzo poster maanges to convince non skitzo's to partake in his dave meme, probably the greatest effect the skitzo has ever had on anyone else's life desu
Christopher Stewart
hi dave
Jose Rodriguez
not me, I'm not a virgin
but the person who obsessively loathes virgin freaks is Dave
James Green
nah pet rock is the worst ginmmick
James Morgan
Just put an entire red sainsbury's chilli into my pasta and it's not even slightly warm, rip off
Daniel Perry
*stares eminently at your crotch*
Samuel Robinson
dave on the ropes. it's not difficult to identify you lad
Benjamin Price
fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL
Wyatt Phillips
MICHAEL O'VINEGAR!!!!!
Parker Richardson
R E N T F R E E
Joshua Clark
Connor Wright
y'all're mentally ill and should seek medical help