Give your wallet, buster. Give me your wife's purse too. Pull down her shirt while you're at it so I can see her tits...

>Give your wallet, buster. Give me your wife's purse too. Pull down her shirt while you're at it so I can see her tits, fucko. Don't do any thing funny or I'll pop a cap in your ass.

You have less than 10 seconds to react in this scenario. Are you prepared, Sup Forums?

jokes on you. im homeless.

i made a wish with a genie that lets me browse Sup Forums in my mind

Can't. I'll be called a bigot and arrested if I did.

>implying i have a wife
>implying i'm not a 27 yo khv approaching wizardry

but he's a guy...

>current year
>some people reading this still do not carry a pistol

Kek

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He dindu nuffin wrong.

i pull out my big black cock and call him a racist bigot

Let's see, a few valuables lost that can be recouped aND a peek at my wife's booties vs either dying or a firefight where we could both potentially die.

This is pretty reasonable request when I'm on the end of a gun.