>Give your wallet, buster. Give me your wife's purse too. Pull down her shirt while you're at it so I can see her tits, fucko. Don't do any thing funny or I'll pop a cap in your ass.
You have less than 10 seconds to react in this scenario. Are you prepared, Sup Forums?
jokes on you. im homeless.
i made a wish with a genie that lets me browse Sup Forums in my mind
Can't. I'll be called a bigot and arrested if I did.
>implying i have a wife
>implying i'm not a 27 yo khv approaching wizardry
but he's a guy...
>current year
>some people reading this still do not carry a pistol
Kek
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He dindu nuffin wrong.
i pull out my big black cock and call him a racist bigot
Let's see, a few valuables lost that can be recouped aND a peek at my wife's booties vs either dying or a firefight where we could both potentially die.
This is pretty reasonable request when I'm on the end of a gun.
Stab him and rape him as he's bleeding to death.
m8 i'm armed and dangerous when out and about, don't you worry about me
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I don't have a wife. Or a wallet.
holy fuck i want to try this
o-okay j-just dont hurt her son...
uhhh i attack with my stand?
>Carry a fake wallet filled with a single or two, fake credit cards, and other phoney looking wallet type filler with no id in it
>Fumble it out of pocket and drop it, turn and run
No wife so the rest doesn't apply
Robber doesn't give a fuck about you, he just wants the wallet.
*teleports behind you*
*Unsheathe pen*
PSSSSHHH NOTHING PERSONEL
I tell him to shoot if he's gonna shoot.
I've been tired of life for a while now, and most robbers aren't prepared to kill. So hey, win either way.
Jokes on you, I'm a refugee. This isn't even my wife, it's someone else's.
Xenu/10
"Holy shit are you white? You look pretty white under the mask, you aren't an albino named Tyrone are you?
Well shit the bed I'll give you the money I don't even care but can I get a quick picture so I can prove I was actually robbed by another white man? No one is going to believe this!"
>white men in balaclavas
When will this meme end?
Try me nigger
He can shoot me 100 times, won't stom me from biting off his throat and impaling everyone he knows and his extended family due to pure rage alone
What, funny like a clown? Funny how?
Act like I'm reaching for my wallet and grab my pistol instead, then try to shoot the fucker. Both in the same place and I am pretty damn good at firing from draw. I didn't get my carry permit (in CA no less) for nothing.
active my mind force field.
Th-thanks
Typical swede
I proceed to do something funny, then respond with...
"what are you gonna do, shoot me?"
attempt to disarm the thug and get died. wife gets brutally raped but i'm died so i don't care much.
Fucking kek
lmao
Stupid Russian foggots.
Pocket sand
what are you gonna do, shoot me?