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the so called rorke hardman edition

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for the pakis!

sue

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don't care

lads

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just had a nice wank

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Mum's complaining about how she works 6 days a week and can barely get by while "immigrants who can't speak English are breeding like rabbits getting a fully subsidised life on state benefits ordering takeaways every night and noncing white girls"

How do I tell her the truth that no such thing is happening?

British culture is mostly just watered down yank culture without the major economic success

Japanese porn is censored so you can enjoy it with the whole family.

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my edition was better

i have real trouble with condoms when i have sex with my gf

so i want to practice on my own a bit i was thinking, so i bought a "variety pack" of lots of different types and im going to try and do a wank with them on

do you think i should also invest in a fleshlight to make the "training" extra realistic, or are fleshlights actually nothing like the feeling of real sex and a waste of money

please respond

one does not simply change the rorkemind

it was but leftypolyp was first

universal mother yemaya

no it wasn't
be quiet

Really like watching Farrakhan preach

very stressed lads
haven't had a good night's sleep in a month

we don't have footy, pints or slags

inb4 beto response

Had an English teacher who pronounced oxymoron as "ock-simmer-on"

>"immigrants who can't speak English are breeding like rabbits getting a fully subsidised life on state benefits ordering takeaways every night and noncing white girls"

how do I get this

Fuck off irish subhuman

sad truth is it does happen lad

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Appointment with the ol' 'trist today lads.

thoughts on the royals

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your mum sounds based

what kind of problem?

just try some on when you're having a wank until you get the hang of it

maybe you need a bigger or smaller than regular size

he says what we all think

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

hope sweden sinks into the baltic sea

>autismoyank is in your thread

I'll pass

How could a mentally deranged aspie like Adam Lanza articulate so well on the radio, expressing irrefutable ideas
youtube.com/watch?v=HMhEDN3PyN4

hmmm yes, the alleged fascist hardmen

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toil tomorrow

are you brown?

Gas the Queen, class war now.

so why'd she kill diana then?

we have nothing that makes america great though, not enough land so housing prices are insane, shitty farms so meat is expensive, shit economy so wages are low, tiny island so nowhere to do domestic tourism

Literally just everything in the UK is inferior to our US overlords

hope we sink into the baltic sea

>How do I tell her the truth that no such thing is happening?

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idk i cant really feel anything and i go soft

i tried using normalsize "Ultra Thin" durex condoms but i just didnt feel much and it felt a bit uncomfortable on my willy

im only an average size (5.7ish inches?) so i assumed I didnt need a larger condom

curious how lefties only make up 12% of the population of /brit/ but they make at least 40% of the new thread editions

based queenie

how does one become not racist

A waste. They’re pretenders. But it’s hard for me to say no, because I’m conservative desu

going to post random latam girls

whitey but I have dirty blonde hair so yes

>be a group of pacifists
>refuse to fight
how is this confusing to you

It's impossible for an incel to be sexist

Sexism = predijuce + power

Incels don't have any power

Charles should have just killed Diana and live in celibate, Camilla is a hog

you need to post a badly artifacted jpeg chart with no citations and some jewish iconography on there to TRULY bring this gimmick to it's full potential

all dead people should be arrested

thread could be so more Based if people tried
try to be more Based please

155 cm
ahhahaha

>idk i cant really feel anything and i go soft

that's normal desu

you'll probably find it really hard to ever achieve climax with a condom on

it's falseflag bait you rorke brainlet

Had the perfect chance to kiss a girl but I couldn't do it because she was too nervous to look at me and I didn't want to physically turn her to face me because of all this #metoo kind of shite going on.

exporting hooligans is a British trademark

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It's our duty and we're expected
It's our duty as Californians
To show a new life
To show a new life

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>what is the power to kill
fucking brainlet

Because Diana was dating a Muslim and probably would have converted to Islam to be married to him.

Sup Forums is for discussion of cultures. Having a general with 4 separate countries with COMPLETELY different cultures makes the general nothing more than a chatroom for different cultures.

You might as well not have a general at all if you're going to include Ireland in this general.

benzos pal

Just shag her without jonnies and cum on her tummy or lower back like i used to do

>MENTIONED

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YES

fUCK
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nEURO
tYPICAL

Are you a Paki? Then enjoy your stay!
You'll have your choice of only the freshest white girls, who'll be kept in line from the local law enforcement, all financed your servants the British tax payer!

your disgraceful cellulitis

ok addict

ireland is included because no one should have to deal with /eire/

pls do

in sex-ed class they taught us that sex with a condom on feels exactly the same and they told the girls that if a guy said he "needed" to go without one to cum that he was lying and you shouldnt listen to him

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nope

i do them WEEKLY sweetie

big fan of the south

wish it were the 19th century again

i miss it

To be honest its quite difficult to ride the bennies gravy train these days

want to suck a fanny and lick a willy at the same time

It does beg to question how Pakis from another country can come in to London of all places and afford to live there

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/brit/ isn't actually about Britain, it's /anglo/ under another name. /anglo/ never really left, it's why the night-time hours are just Yanks and Aussies posting

no but I guess I could look like those really white looking Syrian types

would love a bit of noncing and a good takeaway me

anyone watching the grenfell thing

be more Based

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I'd sooner eat the shit of a Scotsman than any yank harvest lad.

Mad how if California was a country it would be in the top 5 relevant countries on Sup Forums.

yeah we have been doing this
but my gf then gets super stressed out/paranoid about being preggers and gets really bad anxiety after, so i said we should stop doing it without protection because i dont like seeing her upset

south of where
(answer this carefully)

the 6.8 is strangely overconfident

having a few btls of Praga. bed for 11 though cause brendan.jpg

so dabbing is the "in thing" these days among you runts innit? at least so i gather

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well they were lying to you then

probably good advice for the girls though

argentina

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Nah
No tv mate

>be a so called right wing hardman
>refuse to fight because you can't win

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no I'm white

business idea: create a film with entertaining personalities of a solider from all the major countries in WW2