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first

what colours lads?

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bet youre the schizophrenic nonce. fuck off

anyone remember brexit

hate him. vile antisemite.

give us some piss m8

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dave

i told this girl at work who i want to bang so hard and talk to constantly and flirt with i was going to a casino this weekend but it was really just a lie to buy her a 700 pound pair of vivienne westwoof shoes with my "winnings". the reality is i work full time and have me rent and car and everything paid for so just have loads of spare cash. . NEED her to ditch her bf and she talks to me constantly about her problems with him and giggles like aschoolgirl when i tell her she's an angel. even if she won't go out with me she'll walk around in the shoes and let me smell hher air and feel her hips. she sits there at work browsing shoes and dreams of these and says she'll never have them to just hand them to her would be magical

laddies

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Anyone want a game of RO2?

keep thinking trousers will make you more attractive haha

anyone else reckon the gook spammer who posts "sue" all the time is in fact matt ludford, the very same who used to spam kpop?

Here you go

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what a rat haha

No what??? I’m buying you a home here your a good dude.

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sue

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Imagine not rating diadora

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state of me, forgot it again

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The saddest part of this whole brexit situation, is how humilated Ireland has been. They've shown themselves to be entirely beholden to the EU, and they're a vassel state now.

hope this is a gimmick here you freak

>anyone else reckon the gook spammer who posts "sue" all the time is in fact matt ludford, the very same who used to spam kpop?

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any redwing man in?

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The esteemed lord ludford? Matty of the manor? The king of k-pop? prince of pedophilia? the duke of dire?

Finally a brit that was not made by an irish subhuman :)

How cool is this
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I only wear whoever is sponsoring the England kit this year

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der deano

Nike air Force one man myself. Comfiest shoes I've ever worn.

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SCREAMING

what about love

Very rude you get sent here

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got some wolverines that look better but red wings are nice

Is tinder worthwhile for relationships lads?

Hahahahaha best gimmick going lads

nobody plays that lad its RS2 now pleb

>dont know how to just talk to people i dont already know
Been there lad. Take advantage of your course being over soon. Talk to girls in your class about the course just to practice talking to girls. It's not like you'll ever see them again after the course is over. No risk, all reward.

>keep thinking trousers will make you more attractive haha

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Hideous poofter shoes you’d be laughed out of Wakey within seconds

Im level 80 on RS2

Its fucking shit

is a sleazy hookup site worthwhile for relationships lads

yeah I'm in a relationship with a girl I met on Tinder

What's congressional district 33?

blowjobs are extremely overrated, and frankly if you get off to that in porn, you're a closet gay. Why are you wanking to a penis on screen?

i want to live in national park somewhere in north america

very odd having been brainlet posted by a brainlet image you made

do you even know what i look like? don't think so.

THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS FULLEST EXPRESSION.........THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST...........A HATEFULL IRISH, FRUSTRATED, JEALOUS, WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE MANY OF YOU, THAT CANNOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS AND VENT THEIR OWN UNHAPPINESS OF A POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO WASTE. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS HURTS !!! Already what they would say, the IRA, the terrorist branch of the irish

IRA: THE IRISH WANTS to BE RACIALLY ENGLISH AND CULTURALLY SCOTTISH. With what valid argument can the poor and sad irish author of this post refute me?. THE ONE WHO GIVES LAUGHTER TO US IS YOU AND YOUR POOR ODIOUS LIFE. THE IRISH, as said by many notable people, Is A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE in THE WORLD, FROM the INDIGENOUS, WHITE , ASIAN, JEWISH, TO MUSLIMS, ETC AND therefore, THERE is NOTHING IN IRELAND OF VALUE OR IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT IRELAND GIVES THE WORLD IS THE IRISH: A CLUMSY, SMELLY UGLY SUBHUMAN. THE IRISH CUISINE? SOME POTATOES THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GROW!!! AN IRELAND THAT IS ALREADY CONDEMNED, POOR, AND DISGUSTING

oh dear the homosexuals are comparing footwear again

Its not gay if its a BLACKED video actually

Handjobs are worse

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in my next life i want to be a squirrel

how will iralads EVER recover?

hope you're not seriously considering this you fucking virgin wet wipe

came soft for my first blowjob, never spoke to her again

seolhyun

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Have a date from tinder next weekend I'll let you know.

>all the pop culture quip replies
hate reddit

haha nice im only level 25
did enjoy RO2 more though, the maps were much better. RS2 maps are fecking shite, I find myself dieing loads on some of them

howling

Always remember Ireland has a paki, muslim, gay prime minister.

Malibu California

isn't it hilarious
i buy the cheapest clothes possible and still have no problem meeting women

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finishing with the mexican-turkish girl

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sounds like you just got your first blowie and it was shite

ive talked to them plenty thats not the issue

oh k, how's the shift for the overall us population?

blowjobs are amazing if the girl can utilize her cheeks properly

Ask one of them for their number or ask them out then lad fs.

is the latin-arab mix the best mix?

got a really nice blowie off a chubby girl once

the memes are real

Keep on Lying - Tame Impala

RO2 was a work of art mate

Don’t appreciate your contemptuous tone

Literally what's stopping you?
>buy the cheapest ticket to America
>never leave
That's how spics and micks do it

any geocaching man in

lol i openly come onto every half attractive woman there but obviously the 10/10 girl gets my special attention and my end goal is to fuck them how much of a virgin pussy are you exactly? there's one girl who i always leave sweets and flowers on her desk and she fucking loves it but all i want is to get in her cunt

had a niggerjob before (sex with a nigger)

my boy (twin fantasy) - car seat headrest

hardly

All porn is gay you are literally watching something designed to make men wank you may as well be in a big circle jerk you poofters

Fuck off we're full

Nanny used to play this to me on the gramophone in the mansion's nursery when I was a wee lad

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lol no that's not happening. im not even that interested in any of them, im sure most or all of them bfs, ive just been a casual friend of theirs for the last four years, that would be weird as fuck to do

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"Andratx" boots for the lad in the last thread. This thread reminded me of them, just found some cheap because they are old stock now.

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Blowjobs are great wtf

The police
Immigration services
Family
Friends
Responsibility at home

does dutch lad like to play with streams and water?

you are really sick

have an atrocious k/d ratio on rs1 & 2 and ro2

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I'm so actual chad with women at work I think I should be disqualified from posting here. I turn performance reviews with the manager into talking about her nails and shoes and openly coming onto her and she giggles. I spent months telling a 10/10 she was an angel and buying her chocolates and flowers and sweets and her rejecting me until I actually shagged a chubby 4/10 who she knew and she got super pissed off about it and didn't talk to me for a week. Two fat girls gave me their numbers and one of them won't leave me alone. I have pet names for every half way attract8ve woman there. This is actually how I spend every working day and I buzz off the fact I'll be disbelieved

gf was so inexperienced when we first got together that she thought you literally blew during a blowjob and i had to stop her because it felt like she was trying to inflate my willy down my jap's eye. she got really really embarrassed and locked herself in the bathroom for 40 minutes before I was able to convince her to come out and talked to her and reassured her and then she just cuddled me for the rest of the night

very cute but also blue balls

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The earlier I go to sleep, the quicker toil arrives.

The later I sleep, the worse toil feels.

can boys get tramp stamps

pathetic little junkie
i shag birds without dropping £700 on a pair of shoes

exclusively watch amateur POV videos, would annihilate anyone who dares calling me gay

Oddworld remaster pretty good lads