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>TFW no aesthetic gf edition

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Once the material is ready, one opens up the rolling machine by sliding one of the rollers up and over; this exposes a channel where the material is loaded. Care must be taken to place a uniform amount of product in the channel or the burn rate will change as the cigarette or joint is smoked. When ready the roller is slid back into position and locks into place. The product is cradled and confined in a round space and gets rolled when the user begins to turn one of the rollers.

After a few turns, a single sheet of rolling paper is fed into the back of the channel with the "ungummed" side going in first. When rolled carefully the paper will make a complete revolution in the channel and will wrap around and under itself. At this point the user licks the gummed part of the rolling paper and continues to roll the rest of the rolling paper in. When the roller is moved out of position once again a perfectly rolled cigarette or joint is exposed.

LOVE chrome sparks
so happy and uplifting x

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mad how easy it would be to plunge the world into chaos
an EMP over silicon valley should do the trick

*swipes right*

retiring from my illustrious footballing career

el slag de provincialANO

got bored of fifa?

cor blimey, love overflowing flab

this is a cheeky bit of fake news
the restriction doesnt apply to coke or diet coke, it applies to stuff like Monster energy drinks and the like

obviously the person taking this photo has slid the Prohibited sign along the rail so that it is next to the wrong products before taking the photo

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LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

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South african jew is brit's worst poster

What's worse is all the coke
The ice that numbs my throat if only for the night
My muscles will contract, your bones will crack
It's just a fact 'cause I'm here to win this fight
*deep breath*
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
MUCH LESS BELIEVE
THE TRUTH


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>OI M8 YOU GOT A LICENSE FOR THAT REDBULL ?

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took rushden and diamonds to the prem on championship manager 00/01
ama

Thinking of forming a cult so I can gather a following of loyal whores

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do you think the right-wingers realise how bad making fun of children makes them look

i feel like the "banter and mock" tactic works best when you arent targeting 18 year olds who have just survived a mass shooting and are peacefully agitating for change

Why is Tom Hardy such a dreamboat lads?

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tradthots

siri, who will cease to exist soon, google, which will cease to exist soon, how to make an EMP

ah i remember this picture and the debate it caused about fizzy drinks being banned to under 18s in the uk. it went on for a while. and missed the point entirely.

alexa, filter the yank flags from the /brit/ thread

he is perfect
Keanu Reeves-tier

do you really need a licence to watch TV?

treat the janny with the same amount of respect as hiro (which to say is none at all)

you need one to own a TV, yea

Any london man been seeing this rather large bloke in orange overalls who looks like a miner

I see him literally everywhere now

/brit/ is a blood general suu woo

dare any of you brip bellends to bome to barlisle

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Jannies are based when they do their job on removing degenerate content from here

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yeah, that's me lad, haha

some of you niggas aint looking bloody enough

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>Glasgow
>Simple
>Elegant

Don't see what's wrong 2bh (Besides from all the communists and leftymongs which infest it)

Picture doesn't show how fugging dense the Paris Metro is. Pretty much can't get more than 500m from a station, it's nice.

I've got this really bad irritation between my bum cheeks lads. It's just all red and sore, Thought it might be just like athlete's foot due to not drying my crack after morning shower (athlete's arse). But been drying properly for a month now and using talcum powder so it's really extra dry. anyone had this? I'm not a fatty. What do? Too embarrassed to go to the doctor and show him my inflamed arse.

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whites are getting fucked

daddy left so just SMILE!

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not me

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If Janny tries removing fucking machines again I'll fucking heem him.

wish i was

I've been noticing that girls in their mid 20s to early 30s are getting chubbier compared to say, 10 or 20 years ago. do you guys think this number will increase, and at what age do you think the girls here go from thinnish to chubby?

*Does a drive-by on you*

does paddy mcfuckwit ever sleep

The irish thinks he is white and civilized ahhahahhahah

#WhiteGenocideIsReal

>does paddy mcfuckwit ever sleep

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autistic post

Its the nigger meme from america thicc ass kardashian shit

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almost got memed into thinking paris was a shithole until i visited and realised it's one of the best cities on the face of the planet

No homo but i would love to kiss Tom Hardy's manly love-shaft while gently cupping his lovely balls. Like I said though no homo so it's not gay and it's alright.

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they depress your respitory system, not your mood

*Does a drive-by on you*

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i cant fucking wait to see the 6.8 again

dumb faggot pirate frogposter

Worked at a paintball place once. Was pretty grim but the people were sound.

Suuuure you did nigger

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he's a fuckwit with faux humble statements like this

trys to pass himself off as working class

this is in southern europe

lads melvin is here

Good actor though

she wants a fascist not a hipster faggot

Not trying to be cantankerous or anything. Just consider it a blessing to know you is all.

I got curious based on my observations and the "1 in 3 british women are overweight" statistics

but their arses aren't the prominent bit, mainly thighs and arms

who is melvin

The irish get angry when you tell them the truth

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would smash tom hardy's face in any time any place any where

*ahem*
i SAID;
important ish:

I hate myself

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Be VERY careful now

imagine the kind of person who would buy one of these
>amazon.co.uk/Pipedream-Extreme-7-inch-Silicone-Hollow/dp/B00C0U8GCM/

now imagine the kind of person who would buy one of these because his gf asked him to
HOWLING

im melvin

Your are my friends
My only friends
You make me happy when I want to kill myself
So please, don't you ever make me want to take my life away

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how many phones does kevin gates have?
1 or 3 or some shit?

>t. Hispanic version of Ireland

Do you hate Germans?
Can I find love in England?

paddy mcfuckwit is off his meds again

are you actually a nonce?

Moni is based because he hates irish subhumans

spent almost an hour trying to find a tesco equivalent in paris just so I could get a drink and snacks

u mean xhe

>paddy mcfuckwit is off his meds again

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yes
no

I GOT TWO PHONES
ONE FOR THE PLUG AND ONE FOR THE LOAD

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kitty fiddler AND kiddy fiddler
vile vile vile

It’s called le Tesco mate

There is a lot of snow on the roof and the furnace is 83 years old and does not work all the time so I bought to strap on to help keep my wife warm and happy when the furnace is not putting out any heat. She is as happy now as if she had good sense. Sincerely, Dale Crafts

ONE FOR THE BITCHES AND ONE FOR THE DOUGH

Anybody seen Big Rab?

going to ask the oneitis on a date before summer lads
going to make her my summer gf

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dave is spending his free time defending the irish

FONT

dumb frogposter

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