How would you're parents respond if you brought home a Dutch girl?

How would you're parents respond if you brought home a Dutch girl?

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S-she's tall!

Is she an ethnic dutch?

My dad would shit on my back

My parents would be happy for me no matter what kind of girl I bring home unless she is trashy or fat or something

>parents

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Looks more French than Dutch

Is that relevant?

3 normal Dutch girls iceskating. It doesnt get anymore Dutch than this boys

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Free toothpaste for everyone.

knowing my family someone probably lost money on me not being gay

The same way they would react if I brought home any other girl: At least he's not gay.

>tfw have relatives in the Netherlands but they cut contact with the Portuguese side of the family
>tfw will never find them and find out what became of them
I kind of want to know what happened after they immigrated, but there's no realistic way to ever track them down

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I dated a Portugese girl who cut ties with her family in portugal. She is a syco.

>mfw my dutch gf keeps telling me to support the operation in afrin

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they'd be amazed since she'd likely be taller than me

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Oh u picked a tall manish slut that cant cook or clean an likely age bad n divorce u 10yrs in

Well all arab girps are crazy why do think arabs act hardcore

very worried, dutch girls are known to be very promiscuous

I really like her style.

>tfw no tall dutch gf

Anyways It's not gonna happen so..who cares?

>Bringing a girl home
Mother would disown me, father will give a thumbs up whilst scolding me

I did once (belgian) and they were very pleased. Imagine my dad's horror now that I have a flip gf

They'd probably be pretty happy, although my sister and my friends would probably make a bunch of dude weed lmao jokes.

My father is Norwegian and mother is Finnish so they wouldn't care. They have already destroyed their heritage by race mixing.

Looks like North African wtf?

45 degrees upwards.

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Have my babies come out her back the Surinamese way

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I've met Dutch girls taller than me and I'm 184cm. This never happened in Portugal. I was shocked.

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No shit.

If she's not Dutch then what's the point

>waat die fook
Something like that

it would look like this
>Come on user ask her about the small foamy beers!
fuck off dad that's a sterotype

tfw no zwarte piet gf

yes you stupid fucking faggot. A nigger born in the Netherlands is not "Dutch"

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>Dumb American obsessed about race

Im not OP, but she looks mixed. Only mixed people have such a yellowish eye color.

Angrily. I too would be angry with myself, perhaps to the point of honour-retaining suicide, if I were caught even associating with a disgusting D*Tch monster.

Thank you for your input Mohammed

He said dutch. If she's not even dutch then what's the point, retard.

My brother in law is dutch and my parents like him

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el barbaro

that language is fucking disgusting

So is your belly.

Dutch has many different dialects that sound quite different. Just like English.

If she's white, very proud.

There's more to being Dutch than your skin colour, idiot.
If I have to spell it out for you, culturally Dutch is what I'm asking.

I hate the fingernails.

like being stingy and have no respect for privacy?

No, like handling money with care and being open and transparent.

WTF did I just see open air urinals? Fucking barbarity.

Yeah. Only Muslims are afraid to show their bum bum.

My father would try to fuck her behind my back, and probably be successful at that because he's a jerk and she seems like a slut.

It's been like 70 years since independence. It's time to let the butthurt go.

Depends if she speaks French or not. Sure they would be happy for me and maybe like her but they wouldn't love her if they couldn't talk to her.

I want a dutch mutt gf

Well, it seems she is a muslima and it's clear that she got surgery

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this could pass for dutch due their weird skulls

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youre right, john.
Ignore OP, hes a disgusting turk or moroccan

disappointment

Is her name Charlotte by any chance?

>all that BLACK posters on the background

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She is probably half black herself though. Just look at her straightened hair, her eyes and her lips.

her lips got silicone'd and apparently she is iranian

Weird language but look the same so ok

>how much did you pay for her?

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>tfw no dutch gf
>tfw can't banter about football with her
>tfw can't banter about history with her
why live?

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i mean the state of your country

>culturally Dutch

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