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Public Holiday edition

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I am thinking of visiting New Zealand one day What would be some nice places to see?

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North Island: Rotorua, Coromandal, North-Land
Good spas and beaches.
South Island: Milford Sound, Fjordland, Hanmer Springs, Arthurs Pass
Good nature tramps and snow-sports and some nice spas

DO NOT GO TO QUEENSTOWN
DO NOT STAY IN AUCKLAND
DO NOT STAY IN THE NORTH ISLAND
DO NOT FREEDOM CAMP
BUY/RENT A CAR

Also don't expect any decent food anywhere in the country, or for anything to not be overpriced.

Good morning.

I hear that people complain a lot about Auckland and North Island in general. Why is that?
Chinks?

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I wish it was a holiday here

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>I hear that people complain a lot about Auckland
Auckland is a crap, overpopulated expensive shitty urban sprawl city filled with Asians and Maori. There is also quite literally nothing to do.
Spend as little time there as possible.
Also you can't afford to live there unless you are literally rich or with your parents.
t. Lived there for 18 years

The rest of the North Island is fine, it's just except for the beaches in bay of islands and the coromandal there isn't a huge amount of stuff to do.
It's mostly just small towns and farmland.

All the reasons to come to this country exist in the beautiful South Island. Our Cities are garbage american ones with no culture, it's nothing like Europe.

Good Morning

I also wish it was a holiday, yet I still have labs and lectures.
Thanks university, fucking scamming me.

>tfw everyday is a holiday as a NEET.

Literally this.
But a beef & onions pizza from Domino's for 5 NZD is alright for a quick bite, there are also some decent places for Fish and Chips

>All the reasons to come to this country exist in the beautiful South Island. Our Cities are garbage american ones with no culture, it's nothing like Europe.
Shame. I'll consider a hiking trip or something nature related then, if i visit.

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>tfw no cute cat tail

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>But a beef & onions pizza from Domino's for 5 NZD is alright for a quick bite, there are also some decent places for Fish and Chips
That's true, Dominos is some damn good value.

>I'll consider a hiking trip or something nature related then
Good, if there is one point I must emphasize, our country does not have a rich culture, good architecture, good food or usable public transport.
But what we do have is some of the best walking tracks in the world.

Wow it looks like it's turning into a nice day, maybe my washing will dry after all, I would very much like to have some clean clothes

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*steals your washing to sniff*

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Going for a shower.

Shouldn't you steal it before it's washed?

Shit
I'll cut you a deal, I won't steal your washing if you make sure to give me your used clothes to sniff after you've finished wearing them.

Well it's not my washing that you said you were gonna steal so there isn't really anything for me to worry about

Please no, leave my washing machine alone!
Good luck

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Too bad
I need to smell at least one Hawaiian shirt

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I don't think you do, but if you feel it necessary I guess you could have a one(1) shirt to sniff for a little while

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>I guess you could have a one(1) shirt to sniff for a little while
I would be very grateful

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Thanks. I'm out of the shower now. Now I will have some breakfast cereal.

And look out the window in my room.

You could be show your gratitude to by not having stealing any of my washing
Is it a nice day outside?

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its not a tourism/holiday spot, theres nothing to do there as a tourist except taking a boat to one of the islands

Yeah. Sunny & 28°C.

>by not having stealing any of my washing
Well if I had a shirt to sniff I wouldn't need to steal your washing would I?

Mum jokingly said we are moving to California when I went out to get my breakfast. Hmm.

What holiday is it desu?

Alright yes, but I still need some shirts to wear
Otago anniversary day
What if she's not joking?

Lol
BMW stalled in the water

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Class has finished, the lecturer recognised me so made me answer a heap of questions lul

Yes hello gang.

Hihihi how are ya today

Ehh feel a bit sluggish today.
My days just started, because I just woke up....

Hows your day been?

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I think there is a compound word to describe someone who wakes up at this time
L___-b____
Fill in the blanks

My day has been good, I'm just busing home now

>I think there is a compound word to describe someone who wakes up at this time
>L___-b____
Lucky Bugger?
>My day has been good, I'm just busing home now
Well thats good to hear, get ya self comfy at home and relax.

Sweet, my grandparents had a spare coffee grinder, no more plunger grind shit for me

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Ay Chalmers, you're back earlier than I thought you would be.
>my grandparents had a spare coffee grinder
You'll be pleased with that, although I have no idea what the differences are between them.

>you're back earlier than I thought you would be.
When did you think I'd reappear?
>although I have no idea what the differences are between them.
Plunger grind tastes like mud, whereas grinded beans taste like higher quality mud

>When did you think I'd reappear?
Around the time your internet at your new place gets sorted, thats when I expected you back.
It's nice you came early though, you can take some of Dunners attention away from everyone else.
>Plunger grind tastes like mud, whereas grinded beans taste like higher quality mud
I see I see, always striving for the best tasting mud, good on ya.

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All coffee taste like mud :3

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>Around the time your internet at your new place gets sorted, thats when I expected you back.
That won't be for another two weeks, it would be a crime to deprive the people of my presence any longer
>It's nice you came early though, you can take some of Dunners attention away from everyone else.
Has he been bothering everyone with his incessant advances?
>I see I see, always striving for the best tasting mud, good on ya.
Well I could drop a grand on a coffee machine for better quality mud but I don't think I will (yet)
It sure does, what's your hot drink of choice?

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Hej hej Sverige, you are up early!

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>it would be a crime to deprive the people of my presence any longer
It sure would, I've missed you around here so I'm happy to see you back buddy.
>Has he been bothering everyone with his incessant advances?
Of course, although I don't mind it all, I like the attention.
We'll see how things go.
>Well I could drop a grand on a coffee machine for better quality mud
Thats a lot of money just to make coffee at home...
I don't think I love coffee enough to justify that expense but hey, you do you.

Maybe coco... or tea :3
Yea I went up at 4 am, hur mår du?

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why are there so many weebshits here?

what's wrong with Queenstown? I heard its beautiful there

tourist trap

Jag är bra idag! Och du?
My sister bought me cookies for Easter, they arrived today but I'm not allowed them until Sunday :C

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Jag har ledigt tills onsdag ^^ så det är bra :3

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>Of course, although I don't mind it all, I like the attention.
You say this now but just wait till he kidnaps you
Weebs are the future
>Queenstown
Expensive tourist trap

>ledigt tills onsdag
Va bra
Make the most of it!
Go for maximum comfy while ya can

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Any tips or ideas?

>You say this now but just wait till he kidnaps you
I am safe in my little town, he'll have a hard time doing that.

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Is somebody talking about me?
It better be good things!

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My collection will begin on thursday, then I will have to travel to chch, wellington and westport to finish it.
Good thing I've got plenty of room.

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I'm rather fond of the following
1)lying in bed listening to comfy things
2)playing games that you like
3) catching up with people you like (us)
4) doing a productive hobby (something that you make something/ learn a skill from)
5) eating tasty things, like dammsugare
6)wearing cute things, but your mileage may vary on this one

Now I really want dammsugare :

>My collection
c..collection of what?

Lucky
We weren't talking about you, ignore the above posts

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pet slaves

>We weren't talking about you, ignore the above posts
Oh ok, will do.
Cuto Yuno, I'll be saving that

>collection

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refer to

I might do 5/6 of those things.. No cute clothes though :3

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I don't like the sounds of this, were do you plan on keeping everyone?

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I know...
You live in the same town... you stand no chance.
Me last?
Okay good, that will leave me ample time to make my escape.

I'm sorry gang, but better you than me, slow him down for me okay.

>were do you plan on keeping everyone?
Good question
Technically I could keep them in your flat because you lived alone.

>Okay good, that will leave me ample time to make my escape.
I'll torture them everyday my husband isn't with me
I hope you are happy with that on your conscience

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Um no, you are going to get knifed if you try that
>that pic
Post moar
Um no, it should be me last
You are husband and wife after all

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Yes but then you have to pay the rent, we can all just live under your bed

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>we can all just live under your bed
Sounds good, Westy can sleep in my bed with me though.
It's only fitting, though he'll need to be restrained to stop him escaping.

Be careful, he may try and smother you while you sleep

>he may try and smother you while you sleep
l-lewd

Pervert

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>I'll torture them everyday my husband isn't with me
As the days go by you're getting more and more twisted...
You're evil.
But then I'd be captured.

>As the days go by you're getting more and more twisted...
n-no I''m not!

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You agreed to it when you accepted his marriage
I on the otherhand did not!

You are, what kind of massive sadist would threaten to torture his pets

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>implying my pets wouldn't enjoy being tortured

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n-no.....

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You are!
Fiiiiiiiiiine then, I'll go first.
Hopefully he treats me better.

Not by you

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>Not by you
fucking racist!

He probably will

I'm out of milk....
FUCK

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I've got your milk right here!

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>drinking milk
Why? Milk is gross

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Milk jugs....
I have it with my hot drinks.
I NEED it with my hot drinks, I'm gonna have to go down and get some.

Surely one white fluid in your drink is as good as another

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This

I've missed you and your pervertedness.

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Yea
I've had to act twice as perverted to make up for him.
I'm glad the three musketeers are back.

But no, I had a little alone time when I woke up and I don't have your stamina...
I have no white fluid around me.

>I have no white fluid around me
I'll be right over!

I'm not a pervert! You are all the perverts!!!

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I'm Kuro
Westy is Miyu
Chalmers is Illya

No, I'm miyu!

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Neat, just found a new IRL streamer to watch. He's a bounty hunter.

ok ok
Westy can be Illya then

That's right

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me on the right holding you hostage for dirty Hawaiian shirts