Good morning class, welcome to film class. We'll begin by going around the class and saying your three favourite films...

>Good morning class, welcome to film class. We'll begin by going around the class and saying your three favourite films. user, let's start with you.
What do you say?

>"Jodorosky's The Holy Mountain. You can give me an A+ already, NBD" *grabs fedora* *throws a smoke bomb* *leaves the classroom*

Favorites!? Do you take for a child!?
I came here because i thought i could learn something, but i ak clearly way past your teachings, Professor-sensei.
I'll go now and seek a new master.

>be me
>exchange student for the year in the US
>first day of film class
>about 100 people or so
>everyone tips the professor on the way out
>get dirty looks because I didn't bring money to tip

do Americans really do this? or was it a joke on me for being foreign?

POOTIE TANG

>........Drive........
>and Jurassic Park and (500) Days of Summer

Cinematon

children of men
no country for old men
aladdin

The Dark Knight
Captain America Winter Soldier
Logan

Fucking rude. You better at least tip your microwave.

terminator 2
signs
beetle juice

Fight Club
Dark Knight
and Idiocracy

>UHHHHH
>AMERICAN HISTORY X
>ROMPER STOMPER
>GREATEST STORY NEVER TOLD

I don't watch films, I watch Kino.

Fifth Element
Brazil
A Field in England

>Are you attracted to men, user?

Fellowship of the ring
Sicario
Pulp Fiction

Terminator 2
Heat
Ivanovo detstvo

Oops, wrong class. I thought this was advanced data structures with c++

I don't watch movies, I'd rather do something productive with my time

*stand up and leave*

The Shining, same thing I always say

Favourite film? Taxi Driver. *Teacher moves towards the next student but I stop him with my raised finger* But movie? Ophüls. Flick? River of Fundament. Kino? Peleshian. *Teacher bows humbly and gestures towards the podium where I take my place and teach the class*

#Trump2020

Godfather I
Godfather II
Pawn Sacrifice.
Rounders.
Reservoir Dogs.

Four films, but meh.

Couldn't even cough out a 5?

Harry Potter
The Hunger Games
Any disney princess movie!

Backdoor Sluts 9
Anal Queens 3
Metal Gear Solid: The Phantom Peen

kek

Blade Runner
Nightcrawler
Shaun of the Dead

Fun fact: I try my very hardest to not associate with these classmates for the rest of the year.

Stupid hipster

>would all white students please leave their desks and stand at the back of the class for the duration of the period?

Transformers 3

>that kid who enjoys the films of Wes Anderson

Any of the fast and furious films because they are all gems

where are you an exchange student from? Israel?

I'd have to agree with this guy

Germany

they are getting paid to teach no?

No

sin city
old boy
not entirely sure what else to add

Braveheart
Return of the King
Sing

The Dark Knight Rises
Calvary
Shanghai Knights

then maybe they are in the wrong profession if they have to teach for free. not my job to fund them

for me? It's pulp fiction

i don't have a favorite film

>that kid who says nolan and drops out after two weeks

>T1
>Miami Vice
>Zerkalo

this is how you become a patrician, user

You could at least learn the culture of our country before coming here.

Shawshank Redemption
Big Trouble in Little China
The Thing

>Terminator 1 was one of Tarkovsky's favourite films

Is he just testing us? How could he be so pleb?

>Le chevalier noir se lève
>les Vengeurs
>Regarder un homme araignée

Patrician as fuck

can someone explain the idea of a favorite movie?

I've never actually heard someone say or ask this because I don't think such a concept exists. A favorite movie is even more useless than a favorite color. Which is already a childish concept.

You can choose to draw in a favorite color or wear a favorite color. What the hell can you do with a favorite movie besides watch it? Even then? You watching that shit every day? What significance does declaring it as "Your favorite" matter?

Sneed's Feed and Seed
Sneed 2: Even Sneedier
Sneed 3D

Yojimbo
Lawrence of Arabia
Ivan's Childhood

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Stalker
Au Hasard Balthazar
Godfather or Lolita.

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>Ivan's Childhood
Why? It's Tarkovsky's worst (not saying it's bad).

evil dead 2, excalibur, o brother where art thou

>liberal professor: W...W....wait. "The Dark Knight" is a white male? That's racist!

All of these are Sup Forums must-watch

JOINTS
1. Inside Man (Lee, 2006)
2. Tpaнcфopмepы 3: Tёмнaя cтopoнa Лyны (Bay, 2011)
3. Zaat (Barton, 1971)
4. Los Cuatro Fantásticos (Trank, 2015)
5. Casablanca (Curtiz, 1942)

FLICKS
1. The Shining (Kubrick, 1980)
2. Pulp Fiction (Tarantino, 1994)
3. Mauvais Garçons (Bay, 1995)
4. بادکنک سفيد (Panahi, 1995)
5. [달은 해가 꾼는 꿈] 예고편 (Park, 1992)

MOVIES
1. The Godfather, Part III (F. Coppala, 1990)
2. 一代宗師 / 一代宗师 (Kar-Wai, 2013)
3. Á bout de souffle (Godard, 1960)
4. American Graffiti (Lucas, 1973)
5. In the Name of the King (Boll, 2007)

FILMS
1. 建国大业 (Huang & Han, 2009)
2. Apocalypse Now (F. Coppala, 1979)
3. The Birth of a Nation (Griffith, 1915)
4. 十二生肖 (Chan, 2012)
5. IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191612$€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2017)

CINÉMA
1. Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo (Leone, 1966)
2. Bee Movie (Smith & Hickner, 2007)
3. Eyes Wide Shut (Kubrick, 1999)
4. तीन बेवकूफ (Hirani, 2009)
5. Kindsköpfe (Dugan, 2010)

KINO
1. Mondo Acquatico (Costner & Reynolds, 1995)
2. Herz aus Glas (Herzog, 1976)
3. 劇場版ポケットモンスター ミュウツーの逆襲 (Yuyama, 1998)
4. Avatar (Cameron, 2009)
5. 2001: A Space Odyssey (Kubrick, 1968)

ABSOLUTE KINOGRAPHY
1. Interstellar (Nolan, 2014)
2. L'Ascension du Cheveliar Noir (Nolan, 2012)
3. Drive (Refn, 2011)
4. Чeлoвeк c кинoaппapaтoм (Vertov, 1929)
5. 01010101 01101110 00100000 01000011 01101000 01101001 01100101 01101110 00100000 01000001 01101110 01100100 01100001 01101100 01101111 01110101 (Luis Buñel, 1929)

Freddy vs Jason
Jurassic Park 1
A Christmas Story

try hard much? go be a pseud somewhere else

Shawshank Redemption
Once Upon a Time in Mexico
Hacksaw Ridge

>Freddy vs Jason
that black girl with the smart mouth gets me rock hard every time
its a shame she dies tho

he was testing us and you failed

> IIIIIIIIIIIIIII1891091718191612$€€€&-@ (Sandler, 2017)

could somebody please explain this

New Jack City

>It's Tarkovsky's worst

It's not though, that would be Solaris.

Adam Sandler posted a youtube video under that name. has since been deleted.

The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Moonrise Kingdom
The CIA, Bane scene from TDKR

>Yojimbo
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Ivan's Childhood

>tryhard

It's not try hard though, those are the three films I enjoyed the most and have rewatched the most.

...

Phantom of the Opera (1925)
Stand By Me
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Wrong, he liked The Terminator but it wasn't one of his favorite films.

Star Wars the Force Awakens TM
Star Wars Rouge One a Star Wars Story TM
Star Wars Han Solo solo film a Star Wars Story TM

>lecture class
>asking the class to participate
Spotted the non-college fag

Lamb, Lolita and Léon the professional.

Ingmar Bergman and Sergei Parajanov loved it. JP Sarte called it the most beautiful film he had ever seen.

This needs to be updated now the Whedon is a DCuck.

the greatest story never told ep 1
the greatest story never told ep 2
the greatest story never told ep 3

MallRats
Breakfast Club
Lost Boys

Rate N Hate

Rate N Hate

>The girl in front of you turns around
>the whole class looks at you

Problem Child 1 and 3

Fuck, I take that back. Stand by me knocks mallrats off that list. My bad yo.

Little Caprice would be that girl who in the 90's early 2000's bullied boys because they liked Star Wars then when it became a popular thing in 2015 she bought into the hype and is now a HUUUGE STAR WARS FAN ROFL XD

Guardians of the galaxy
ant man
thor: the dark world

"Good morning class, welcome to film class. We'll begin by going around the class.."

never try writing dialogue user

The Mirror is his worst. He should've just written a book instead of wasting money on making it.

I get what he was trying to do but his life and his fathers poetry aren't that interesting to begin with. The only saving grace of that movie is that cutie actress.

I've only watched it once though, as a ykung buck who cares about nothing. Maybe when I'm a bit more mature I'll rewatch it

Star Wars Episode 1
Star Wars Episode 2
Star Wars Episode 3

I would recommend rewatching it, it's amazing.

What's amazing about it? Apart from the obvious cinematography and those shots of the wind blowing and what not.

I know it's one of those films that is described like "it's not about story, it's about emotion". I'm apparently emotioneless because I always hated those kinds of movies.

what did you like about Stalker? that's another movie that carries a lot of emotional weight if you understand the embitterment and resignation of the guide.

boogie nights
fargo
goodfellas

fight me

Evil Dead 2
Ghostbusters
The Terminator

people tend to shun retards, user, not fight them

post yours bitch

so I can have some sperg try to "fight me"?

hard pass

>The Mirror is his worst
>his life and his fathers poetry aren't that interesting
>reddit spacing

>picking the worst and most mainstream films from those directors

Haven't watched it yet. It's been on my watch list for a few months. Kind of hoping that the local cinetheque® is gonna have a Tarkovsky week so that I can catch it on the big screen