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Dylan Davis
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Justin Perry
watch #2 ordered lads should arrive tomorrow
Jayden Campbell
Floss daily. You aren't going to get the girl with stankbreath.
Christopher Gomez
first
Blake Long
yanks are incredibly fucking thick
Samuel Mitchell
need to stop smoking
Jaxson Roberts
I WANT A GINGER GF
Benjamin Morales
liberal puke being forced down our throats by the propaganda machine
Asher Myers
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Michael Wood
What about this one for me wall lads?
Reckon it would make my room trip heaven
Jordan Watson
got a fissured tongue which gives me constant bad breath
have to chew gum a LOT
Blake Reed
you gay or something pal?
Easton Lewis
well, they're still constantly being talked about. we need a solution.
Josiah Roberts
do you mouthwash?
Luke Rivera
was it not? strange, this is like the 5th time posts with yank mongrels or "yankoid" or entirely based on yanks late at night haven't been the guy who is obsessed with that particular topic. i also strongly suspect you're the toil poster but don't actually work and are trying to make those of us who work feel bad because you have the privilege of being unemployed and mentally ill. buying designer shoes for 10/10s who know you're interested is statement of intent and i bet you're a real hit with the ladies aren't you.
Asher Davis
pictured
Jayden Carter
sounds grim
Easton Wright
>liberal puke being forced down our throats by the propaganda machine
Charles Bell
know a guy at uni who's a sociology major who's a really ugly unpassable tranny
you can tell he's only a tranny for the attention
Joshua Fisher
nasty
Liam Rodriguez
see
Connor Torres
chew sugar free, lad. the sugar one fucks your breath up.
Owen Bennett
if youre selling a car what is the kilometer version of "mileage"
Michael Barnes
kilometerage
William Carter
tachometer reading
Colton Johnson
redpill me on the boer
Landon Wood
any joshua vs parker lads in?
Xavier Rodriguez
so u be sayin sugar is bad 4 yo teeth?
Charles Bell
el kilometerANO
Eli Mitchell
oh shit I was pretty close
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Charles Thomas
is it good for fanny snogging lad
Cooper Flores
how the fuck do you lose to a few farmers with outdated weapons hahahaha
Bentley Wright
my name is Joshua
John Phillips
most of the country lad
Robert Flores
don't know, lad. not a dentist.
Luke Johnson
Joshua
Melvin
Tim
Phimo
Turtle
all the same person
Sebastian Morgan
/Brit/ gay
Leo Hall
Hey, I just got done watching Full Metal Jacket! What a coincidence!
Austin Watson
Have you boys got experience as freelance bloggers? I want to make it big in the blogosphere
Colton Hernandez
Levi Adams
based communism
Hudson Ross
>what a (((cohencidence)))
Lucas Martinez
viet cong posed as innocent villagers in every village they went to during the day, and at night sabotaged and killed the US. we couldn't gas a whole village like in my lai or else lefties cried
Juan Torres
Joshua here, that is incorrect and I have verified that I am not Tim or Turtle by my arm pic
Isaac Price
post penis
Jonathan Hall
Yeh, I'm none of them. Figure that one out braniac
Joseph Reyes
What are some good ramens, lads?
Logan Collins
nice night for a walk
Jace Lewis
it works as intended
Austin Clark
whats your name
Lucas Garcia
David Kelly
need to see the foreskin desu
Lincoln Gray
big fan of emily. never knew she was british.
Ayden Edwards
Ate way too much food yesterday while high and I am still full 24 hours later
John Harris
would put the saffer in the same category as the yanks
just don't like his attitude
Cameron Jones
That fucking asda advert properly winds me up. The white grandmother with all the gollywog grandkids - what the fuck
Christian Thompson
Or you could tell the truth and explain that the US military was pretty much undefeated through the entire war. They could have been defeated within weeks if North Vietnam had been invaded, but this would likely draw China into the war like it did in Korea. The North Vietnamese simply managed to last long enough in jungles and villages until US political will ran out. It's like beating a child who you can't hurt too much or his big brother will get involved and eventually stopping since he kept running away. But if you're autistic it's a good attention grabbed US LOST VIETNAM LOL
Josiah Peterson
say that one my time and i'll fuck you to death
Jason Jackson
Best british sitcom?
Isaiah Jones
davie's not going to like this one, not one bit
James Lee
Hunter Ramirez
make one yourself with wholegrain spaghetti and miso soup
Brandon Lewis
Doubt its cheddar
Sebastian Barnes
I feel like im turning into a weeb. Love asian food, started watching anime, want to go to Korea/Japan
Oliver Kelly
no you don't
Ethan Hernandez
here is the drug riddled spacker running to the defence of his beloved yanks
the completely and utterly failed in their goals for the war so they lost
simple as
Luis Cox
waffles
Jacob Bailey
You know what's bonkers? We were taught that the Vietnam War was a draw.
I feel like that's something you Limeys would do regarding the American Revolution hee hee!
Aiden Martin
bumped my humerous
Jose Myers
giz a squizz
Joshua Cook
this one will clear your sinus right up
Gavin Martinez
she's got a cute little chubby belly too
William King
called it. dave's going on another one
Thomas Cooper
where are you from, alabama?
Connor Hernandez
life is cheap in the orient
Nathan Nelson
not him but yeah
Owen Edwards
*punches it*
Logan Thomas
not him or the other guy but yeah
Jacob Barnes
vietnam beat you with soviet union backing them
domestic terrorist traitor colonists beat us with french and spanish empires backing them
Brody Brown
the US would've won vietnam if they'd nuked em like nixon wanted
Landon Lewis
those tacky slapper earrings make my willy rigid
Easton King
just took three sedatives lads
desperate for a good night's rest
Andrew Murphy
in English please
Ethan Edwards
I don't have a gimmick name. If I wanted one I'd go to reddit
Angel Smith
At this point I'll ask you to defend the initial point of losing to "farmers with outdated weapons". And point out I never said they won but weren't defeated militarily. Please reply with something totally tangental and irrelevent now.
Nathan Cook
will the insomnia sides I suffered while starting on ssris be present when I'm off them?
asking for me
Angel Ortiz
all subhuman
Henry Hughes
lol
Daniel Price
Leo Taylor
alright Bitchlips it is then
Luke Garcia
grim
Wyatt Wright
The American War of Independence was literally Britain vs the world.
It also pretty much ended the Netherlands forever as a serious power
Adam Bell
one day left to retirement
Wyatt Walker
genuinely feel bad for him. he's fucked his hormones for the rest of his life just to look like that. and he'll never be big because he had no muscle to start with.
Andrew Evans
Oi you forgot Ed
t. Tim
Mason Miller
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Would you buy a car based on this ad?
Lucas Gray
My personal favourites
2 cheeseburgers with a mcflurry £2.97
2 Wraps of the day £3.98
20 Chicken Nuggets with sweet sour/BBQ dips £3.99
the goat however
20 Box, 1 Wrap, 1 Mcflurry £6.97
However you dont get the wrap if its peri peri because thats too hot and unenjoyable for that reason
Samuel Morris
Just thought you'd share that with us? Why?
Cameron Lewis
on all new cars there's a little triangle on the fuel gauge that tells you what side the gas cap is on. what a waste to have 2
Levi Bailey
Arent the mcflurrys like 1.50 now ?