Culture Pals - /cp/

Ttfw no finnish qt Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia(ew) , China(yawn) and India (loos) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?


Sign up at:
www.interpals.net

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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interpals.net/smile2015
youtu.be/EFnJMPQow7A?t=5m10s
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

benis X-DDDDD

Time to sleep

Good night sweet prince

delet this

I hate talking outside of IP and now I will look like I dont wanna talk to her by saying I don't.

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That slav likes you

I don't desu, its mostly been me not wanting to be rude so I keep replying. Since she always writes short as fuck messages I dont mind replying once a day.

I'm honestly surprised she's asking for this since I figured she was as disinterested as I was.

How old are you?

Doesn't matter, message failed to send and it wouldn't let me resend because it thought it was spam

>This user's privacy settings do not allow you to contact them.
Well then why the hell are they showing up in my search results?

How do I be interesting?

Fuck this shit, this is useless.

Play an instrument
Read shit
Upload pictures of any of those things

I thought IP prevented people under 18 from contacting users over 18? If so, that's probably what was going on.

What went wrong?

By mentioning you love kpop so much

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I just joined today and already had a flock of Moroccans and Algerians messaging me.
I put on my profile that I am learning Dutch and Icelandic, so why are they messaging me? One had the "Holly Q'uran" listed as his favourite book, I kid you not.

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I have this autistic american girl whose I started talking . She seems a nice person, likes anime and so, but she doesn't have a single pic of her. Should I, or is she probably an uggo?

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I still get excited when I see a new view or message, but an inordinate number of them are from the US or various South American countries. I have no idea what makes them seek me out when I'm not learning any of their languages.

I especially don't understand the other Americans that view my profile. If you want someone else to talk to in the US, just go outside or on social media. I'm trying to talk to cute foreign girls, dammit.

>Moroccans
lol ask any Dutch about Moroccans and you will know the answer :)

I mean, Mocros don't really speak Standard Netherlands to be honest..they speak their own dialect mixed with arabic slang no one else knows. These guys are men living in Morocco itself though who don't know any Dutch, which is why I'm confused.

They have relatives in nederworld.
They are probably thinking of going to the Netherlands or they lived there for a time.

Perhaps you're right, I'll have to ask.
Thanks :)

>tfw busty qt loves wearing wool sweaters

I'm in love, and also erect

Yet again, I wish you the best of luck in this quest of yours to find your qt4laifu.

However I would like to bring your attention to the love life of our national hero of the week : Lieutenant-colonel Arnaud Beltrame.

>Intelligent, sporty, voluble and lively, Arnaud spoke readily of his conversion. Born into a low-income family, he experienced an authentic conversion around 2008, nearly 33 years old. He received the first communion and the confirmation after 2 years of catechumenate, in 2010.

>After a pilgrimage to Sainte-Anne-d'Auray in 2015, where he asked the Virgin Mary to meet the woman of his life, he becomes engaged to Marielle, whose faith was deep and discreet. The engagement is celebrated at the Breton abbey of Timadeuc at Easter 2016.

>In 2018, Arnaud exchanged his life with an hostage during a terror attack and was severly wounded shortly before the assault. He passed away last friday.

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A real human bean

i know shes just fishing for a compliment but what do I say when she says she isn't cute or that some animal is cuter than her?

>gave his life for a rostie
damn shame

Is she funny? There's that, or other things that you could complement like her taste in things.

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She was married and had a 2 year old girl.

yeah coz catlady starter pack.

I already said shes cute but she said she doesn't believe it

>Message girl with unique message
>She reads message
>She visits profile
>No reply, not even a one word

Is this website just a bitter feelings generator?

well you already said she is cute. she's just pretending to not accept it.
the seed has been planted..

>Is this website just a bitter feelings generator?
this

and usually lulz because funny comments from (poos, turks, etc)

but mostly bitter feelings generator.

First of all good birthday :33

A-are you a grill?
If so what do you look for in a guy?

you think thats bad? just wait until you hear some of the stories this thread generates
yeah but she probably hears that all the time from those old guys and indians

Thanks.

I look for #refugees welcome but no fiki fiki

Idk pizzaro, interpals is juz :(

what do you mean with refugee welcome?
are you looking for leftist?

:')

I'm looking to get lucky with lulz

UPDATE
-5 wiews
-0 message

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don't we all?

How can you fucked up like that

I had 0 views for sunday

god i love having a kiwi flag, interpals is easy mode. got me a hot big tiddy russian milf.

Other kiwi was not so lucky. Or you're the same kiwi but luckier this time

fuck off
are you me?

this bitch better not be chatting to other kiwi blokes

/kahkeyabuai

King Kong made an Interpals

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>learning korean
heh

/yourtastylemon
t. lemon face lmao

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Maybe she likes wednesday adams?

>.. but what's hanging in the upper area of your closet ;D
what did she mean by this, please help I think she is making a joke I am not getting

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It’s the pants ya dingus

that's a t-shirt, but thanks that's proabl what shge meant o_0

>you are so funny!
what did she mean by this? a-am I actually funny?

I think you're funny too user

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interpals.net/smile2015 the new gustavo lads?

You're funny

Maybe she's implying haven't gone out of the closet (jokingly, of course)

I think you're funny too user

Reminder that you'll have to do most of the work in any conversation with women on this site.

This, most is the right word since they make some kind of effort every now and then ey’

What did she mean by this

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She doesn't accept messages from Muslim countries, I don't see what's so confusing.

>Italy
>France
Muslim

I'm howling

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It got worse when you want to learn french and they just want to talk allah

Reminder that you'll have to do most of the work in any conversation with women o̶n̶ ̶t̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶s̶i̶t̶e̶.̶

even if women do put effort in they don't know how to carry a conversation on their own because they've never had to

Assuming you're a girl, it's because they're a bunch of retarded horndogs who don't read profiles before sending messages, literally all they do is see if you're female and maybe check out your other photos if you have any.

If you're a guy, they're retarded horndogs who're used to not reading profiles, so don't expect them to have the decency to do so for you.

Though if you're going to be using this site, be prepared for women and men alike to be discourteous little bastards who don't read profiles and don't pay attention to requests/preferences, I can't count how many idiots have messaged me saying "hi" or "Hey:)" even though I specifically state on my profile I don't respond to those messages.

I made a second account to talk to my qt more. I don’t want to tell her but I feel really guilty. What should I do?

stop being pathetic

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That isn’t going to happen

it will just become boring at some point and you will be sad. so just enjoy the down time

>tfw Chad can literally be racist to qts and still fuck them

youtu.be/EFnJMPQow7A?t=5m10s (at 5:10)

IT'S NOT FAIR

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It was a while ago that I did it. And things are going very well between us and I’m going to meet her soon. Nothing good can come of me telling her but I feel guilty about it

i hope you don't let anything slip and that you eventually drop the other account.

I sent her only 3 or 4 messages from the other account and deleted after only a week of it. That was about 5 months ago now

it seems things you have things under control.

I do and I had forgotten about it until yesterday. I just thought about if things go really well and something like a relationship happens between us. I shouldn’t keep secrets then but I’m sure she will probably have a few from me

>I shouldn’t keep secrets then but I’m sure she will probably have a few from me
choose your battles friendo. if you tell her about it when you're both 50 maybe she'll say that was cute. if you tell her earlier.. idk.

That’s exactly what I was thinking. If I tell her now she will probably not be happy and get paranoid

how many girls do you(yall) have bookmarked?

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if you bookmark someone, does it show when you view ?

yea when i bookmark someone, i can see in their profile that ive bookmarked them

yeah they get a notification

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w-what?

Why did nobody ever tell me just how cute Turkish women are?
What are they like /cp/?

they're absolutely clingy and crazy; unironically all of them
yeah i got called out on it and she sent me a screenshot back when i had my profile

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So wait, women on this site get told when you bookmark them?

So just like my favourite anime girls? Sounds perfect.

well men too, but that pretty much never happens
A lot of them do look really good tho, so i'd do it myself, but i wouldnt ever go for anything more than a FWB relationship with a t*urkoid desu

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Who is this Syz girl? She was mentioned in the last thread. Has she been passed around by you guys?

Are Iranian women worth it?

N-NANI?!

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>me on the left, pikachu on the right

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Wrong, I have my dick hanging out and sometimes I do the helicopter.

XD

Are there cute bottom guys on this site?

everytiem

>Use script to visit roughly 20 thousand women from many countries
>Like new 10 views a day later
>Zero messages

I think I have better luck making solid friendships at bus stops.

what do you mean