Be me

>be me
>alcoholic
>go out to bar
>have a good conversation with the dude next to me
>wind up going back to my apartment to drink more beer with him
>try to get some cocaine
>wake up the next day and realize he is a retard and I don't want to be his friend
I Just moved here btw
>he texts me everyday "yo" "yo bro" you know, gay shit
>finally respond to his text after drinking 15 beers
>go out with him
>bartender is some asian chick
>tells us she has a master's degree in some retarded critical theory field.
>"well that's why you're working at a bar"
>he gets mad at me for being rude
>no more "yo bro" text messages.
I almost always wake up after drinking embarrassed about something. Not today.

Stop drinking so much.

>Being a slave to the fermented jew

>being drunk
>take another man back to your home

Bet you sucked his dick too, faggot.

On Monday I'll be a month clean. Feel so much better.

Any advice? My classes start on Tuesday, and I am able to not drink when I have something important to do the next day. My problem is I drink ridiculous amounts of beer when I do drink and almost always regret it. i've been thinking about Antabuse.

This

What the fuck are you thinking, OP. That's how Jeffrey Dahmer killed all of his victims

this you are a homo

Beer and wine have been around longer than "jews", or egyptians for that matter.

There are better ways to meet people man. You wont find interesting friends at a bar.

Happy for you. Any advice?

Was the bartender hot?

Cool Story Bra!

But unless the retard was a Senator, take this shit to

One day you'll wake up with an unbearable pain on your liver and it will be too late to do anything

>try to get some cocaine
> ???
>wake up the next day

What's the missing piece of this puzzle? Did you suck his dick?

This is where I thought the story was going

Critical theory degrees belong on Sup Forums. The point of the story is that insulting her was beneficial

>>tells us she has a master's degree in some retarded critical theory field.
>>"well that's why you're working at a bar"

When people ask why I'm single the usual answer is 'my personality'

Nice.

She was also Asian, so it belongs here

I used to drink like that when I was younger.

Finally realized I was trying to calm myself down and my youthful ebnergy was to blame

Also had 2 kids

Pretty much nothing you can do to stop drinking until youre older and you just naturally dont feel the need or desire to drink so much anymore

Trying to quit "because you shouldnt drink so much" or because other people want you to ispointless

I just moved here to go to a big school. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Expect more of these threads

no gay stuff?
Welp

I turn 32 tomorrow

Sounds like quite the romance, I haven't heard of two guys doing coke and partying alone together since high school unless well you know, it's okay to be honest about it. Also, what does this have to do with politics?

This^

I'll never understand it. I drink almost daily. Usually 2-3 doubles of scotch and a beer or two. Enough to get loose but not stupid.
I've been doing this for about 15 years now and never had to blame some situation on
>lol was the alcohol bro!!

What the fuck is wrong with people that they can't control drinking?

I believe it's not the alcohol... they are just retarded from the jump.

I heard a story about a guy in my town who was drunk.

Grow some shrooms and take a reasonably strong dose, it forces you to look at your life from a different perspective

Helped me cut back, no more weed and I only drink once or twice a week, although when I do I still end up drinking way more than I wanted to

I thought of Jeff Dahmer instantly

She was Asian...

My nigga

Once I start, I can't stop. I don't think I believe the genetic thing because I don't think there is any evidence of it, but I've always been this way, so it is likely something different about you and my genetic makeup. Don't know.

What's with this Jeffery Dahmer shit? First of all, he ate people in his own apartment, so unless you think I'm jeffery dahmer, it makes no sense. I had nothing to fear. Second of all, he was gay and I'm not. Third of all, it was interracial and I would never talk to a black person at a bar.