Be me

>be me
>alcoholic
>go out to bar
>have a good conversation with the dude next to me
>wind up going back to my apartment to drink more beer with him
>try to get some cocaine
>wake up the next day and realize he is a retard and I don't want to be his friend
I Just moved here btw
>he texts me everyday "yo" "yo bro" you know, gay shit
>finally respond to his text after drinking 15 beers
>go out with him
>bartender is some asian chick
>tells us she has a master's degree in some retarded critical theory field.
>"well that's why you're working at a bar"
>he gets mad at me for being rude
>no more "yo bro" text messages.
I almost always wake up after drinking embarrassed about something. Not today.

Stop drinking so much.

>Being a slave to the fermented jew

>being drunk
>take another man back to your home

Bet you sucked his dick too, faggot.

On Monday I'll be a month clean. Feel so much better.

Any advice? My classes start on Tuesday, and I am able to not drink when I have something important to do the next day. My problem is I drink ridiculous amounts of beer when I do drink and almost always regret it. i've been thinking about Antabuse.

This

What the fuck are you thinking, OP. That's how Jeffrey Dahmer killed all of his victims

this you are a homo

Beer and wine have been around longer than "jews", or egyptians for that matter.

There are better ways to meet people man. You wont find interesting friends at a bar.

Happy for you. Any advice?