Be me

Was the bartender hot?

Cool Story Bra!

But unless the retard was a Senator, take this shit to

One day you'll wake up with an unbearable pain on your liver and it will be too late to do anything

>try to get some cocaine
> ???
>wake up the next day

What's the missing piece of this puzzle? Did you suck his dick?

This is where I thought the story was going

Critical theory degrees belong on Sup Forums. The point of the story is that insulting her was beneficial

>>tells us she has a master's degree in some retarded critical theory field.
>>"well that's why you're working at a bar"

When people ask why I'm single the usual answer is 'my personality'

Nice.

She was also Asian, so it belongs here

I used to drink like that when I was younger.

Finally realized I was trying to calm myself down and my youthful ebnergy was to blame

Also had 2 kids

Pretty much nothing you can do to stop drinking until youre older and you just naturally dont feel the need or desire to drink so much anymore

Trying to quit "because you shouldnt drink so much" or because other people want you to ispointless

I just moved here to go to a big school. It's gonna be a lot of fun. Expect more of these threads