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IF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE YO' BROKE ASS HOME

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did an extremely painful massive shit and now i feel sick

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel

The collapse of the USSR was a mistake

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What does “binning pints” mean? Literally throwing a pint glass in the bin? Why the fuck would you do that?

You were a mistake

any BLM man in

>no nigger edition
lame

me with the sword putting unitoil to bed

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Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert

honestly i think muttposting is funny especially the creative edits

Any depressed virgin man in?

>go literally anywhere on the internet
>always some side article about some woman's empowering victory over the "patriarchy"
i'm over this shit

>What does “binning pints” mean? Literally throwing a pint glass in the bin? Why the fuck would you do that?

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And you're getting two thumbs up

here we are..........

think of all Australians as the same person

unitoil

leb hands

are black people memes

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You've had enough of two-hand touch,

Just heard a conversation with this fellow and he's a fucking idiot. Why is he a thing?

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Tim
Melvin
Ed
Turtle
Phimo
Joshua

Answer the question wog

Blacks are based and funny

chuck me on the list

I just use the internet for my unitoil, porn, and here so I don't run into it unless I try to find things like the nutritional content of blueberries

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

can't imagine being beto
can't imagine not knowing that "based" is used in a mocking tone here

roastie
what
don't care

based melvin

Existential dread but any feel is a good feel.

""we"""
is not only you

>Answer the question wog

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I want you smothered, want you covered,

>roastie

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Tim
Melvin
Ed
Turtle
Phimo
Joshua
Bitchlips

candy
liquor
biscuits
stroller
couch
chips
sneakers
vacation
gas
eggplant
attorney
garbage
store
crib
résumé
tack
ladybug
cellphone

was he a comedian? I'm not even sure, don't recall any of his stand up

roastoids BTFO

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Like my Waffle House hash browns

add me to the list

He's some kind of socialist hippy pseudo intellectual from what I gather?

B double E double R U-N, Beer Run, Beer Run

Why are Aussies such whiney fucking cheating cowards?

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A girl from Tinder came over to my house about 2 hours ago lads. Sucked my willy for a bit then she let me fuck her for a while. FINALLY I'm no longer a virgin.

all women should go back to the kitchen and make me a sammich to be fair

need a sex

melvin has a black penis lads

rate her on a scale from 1 to 10

you arrive in victoria

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the virgin non-virgin.

chad non-virgin is cumming inside her and fertilizing her eggs.

convict blood

Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola

my nightly schedule
1. drink
2. wank
3. snack
4.sleep

already on it there mel

Stock you are inclined to make me rise

melvin rhymes with smellvin

yank rhymes with wank and stank

Woke up to niggas talking like me, talk
Woke up to niggas sounding like me, talk
Woke up to niggas talking like me, talk
Woke up to niggas sounding like me, talk
I woke up to niggas sounding like me
Woke up to niggas talking like me
Woke up to niggas sounding like me
Woke up to niggas talking like me

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An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

just go slow at first

bruce rhymes with noose

most defining moment of our lifetime

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these are both pronounced with 'e's in yank accent though

so it's weenk and steenk

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

no they aren't you imbecile

5

Why do they all look inbred with FAS?

Just watched Dunkirk and... I'm bawling my fucking eyes out.
Those poor fucking boys. And we betrayed them and the country they fought so hard to defend.

Imagine the smell.

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So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

have never once seen interracial porn outside of Sup Forums
makes you think

the nazis?

made a turtlemong character in the sims

called him victor rossi because that's what i imagine turtlemong's name is or something similar

STOP bullying hannah hays

war movies unironically make me cry

fuck off back to boulder colorado you piece of shit east coast faggOt!

give him a neighbour named melvin?

(Do it again now)

tone it down rorke, no need to be jealous.

absolutely everybody
everybody in the world
absolutely everybody yeah

sober up and then try and post again

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

just call him turtle

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time traveled back to 1983 and named my band after melvin

*smashcut to 'fin*

are you his gay BFF?

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

Captain Melvin is an elephant of a cereal

im a girl m8, why else would i play the sims

(Gettin' horny now)

cannot drink without company
find it absolutely boring and would rather be productive

vIrgiN fReAK

I like this lyricposting gimmick because I get free (You)s

it's fun

thats who i was named after

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

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any girl posting on /brit/ would have poor hygiene and be more disgusting than just eating the arsehole of a fellow man