/brit/

And I got all the drugs in the world that you need
We get high to pass time but bitch I ain't no fiend
I got money on my mind, I be stacking my green
Shawty said she like my style, I be dripping with ease
Please don't send me naked pictures, I don't like to be teased
Say she got that Super Soaker, well girl just let me see
I ain't worried 'bout shit, these niggas ain't scaring me
I was destined for this life, this is my destiny
Friends wanna be friends when you doing the most
How you tell me you my bro then you went out and told
Niggas say they down to ride but be folding like clothes
Purple hearts all on my garment, I ain't trusting a soul

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mummy change my nappy

>"Enough is enough," Jewish groups have said in a letter accusing Jeremy Corbyn of failing to tackle anti-Semitism.

The organisations behind the open letter are planning a protest outside Parliament on Monday.

The letter - drawn up by the Board of Deputies of British Jews and the Jewish Leadership Council - said there has been a "repeated institutional failure" to properly address anti-Semitism.

It accuses Mr Corbyn of being unable to "seriously contemplate anti-Semitism, because he is so ideologically fixed within a far left worldview that is instinctively hostile to mainstream Jewish communities".

The organisations refer to Mr Corbyn's apparently supportive message to the creator of an allegedly anti-Semitic mural in 2012. and his attendance at "pro-Hezbollah rallies".

They say the Labour leader has "sided with anti-Semites" either because of "the far left's obsessive hatred of Zionism" or " a conspiratorial worldview in which mainstream Jewish communities are believed to be a hostile entity, a class enemy".

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what does she look like

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>sees this
>instantly swipes right

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gromitting

>sees this
>instantly swipes right

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what do you mean 'swipe right' ?

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new album cover lads?

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online slang for wanking

Fag slag

upvoted in the reddit app

Peter Kay has died, lads. ;_;

Leftypol about to get BTFO

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GARLIC BREAD?!

only if it was for a grime album aka it looks shite lol

>Peter Kay
No idea who is his 2bh

ME BISCUITS FALLEN IN ME BREEEEW!!!

melvins year 10 industrial tech teacher

still not watched trainspotting 2

Backyard of /Brit/, post em

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ewan mcgregor dies at the end

dox'd

*Triangulates your geographical location*

I've got an hour to spare, anyone interested in having a go?

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is that the cuck shed in the back?

alri /hwndu/

I've seduced a British girl. What should I do now?

Cut all contact.

shower and go to the GUM clinic

>thinking you've done the seducing

>Backyard
FOY

Scotland?

Kent but i wont guve you anymore info before i get 10 cheese pizzas at the door

completely enamoured by Alexis Texas, just the sight of her name gives my a stuffy

Love cheese pizza me

Simple as

Are they really that bad? She seems nice. She's here for a few weeks for a wedding and will leave again. She's good looking for a Brit.
You're right. She came onto me even though I bullied her for supporting Corbyn.

@ all of you
'

Me on the right looking men

Brit? More like /dead/

'

India? More like a fucking shithole

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copped this

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Put it in her willy

Love India. In my top 10 countries.

4 day week this week toilers. we can make it.

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we got bin laden

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Wake up wagies.

>4 day week
>still have to complete 5 days worth of work
>toil is now compressed, with each day comprised of more intense toil than usual

yay....

>even though I bullied her for supporting Corbyn.
haha you ol dog you you rascal!

incel freak

>he isnt a wheeler and dealer self employed type
but funny if you ask me

Doing a watch of some bounty hunters on twitch catfishing some guy to try & catch him.

debating going to work without showering

opinions?

oh. same actually. was feeling good about this week til you posted.

female coworkers will be dripping wet at the scent of your natural male pheromones

I literally haven't cried in 7 years

Thanks
Thanks for making it

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my hair always looks better when i do this. how's your hair looking lad?

Get in the shower smelly wagie.

Bet you cried when you posted this in the wrong thread idiot.

*votes remain*

I cry everyday inside.

It's fine just sprinkle lotsa talcum powder and wash your head

t. stinks of curry on a daily basis

off to work lads

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shut it rodders

Come here and smell me faggot

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don't think I'll subject myself to such torture

Bye lad. Don't be late for Mr Toilsberg.

Watching Departures. Wish I could be traveling again. Hate normie life.

Making love with you
Has left me peaceful, warm, and tired
What more could I ask
There's nothing left to be desired
Peace came upon me and it leaves me weak
So sleep, silent angel, go to sleep

>Watching Departures. Wish I could be traveling again. Hate normie life.

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GO TO SLEEP

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GO TO WORK

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me second from left

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been awake since 3am with the ol' anxiety hahaha! brilliant. Time for toil. Thanks for the fucking SSRIs and propranolol by the way doctor, they do NOTHING

No one cares, you fucking boring tit

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*yawn*

Miss the random temples and paths in the Cambodian countryside.

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Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey mama

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no one cares that you don't care, boring tit

CHINK

ah yes leaves and some bricks

work is dead quiet for me I just browse reddit all day (Sup Forums is blocked)

*places fingers in the corners of eyes in order to widen them*

Not a chink, just a white fatty

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there are white Canadians?????

Went for a piss at the urinal and now I have a fine spatter on my suit pants from the splashback

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just put on another netflix background film, its a Cannon production staring mickey rourke and frank stallone, gonna be comfy

*laughs*

youre meant to sit down at the urinal to stop that happening you dope