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Belgian just how old are you
double poo nigger
>canada calling other people "faux nations"
HOWLING
So this is Dave...
-Angry and abrasive at all times. Seems to look for arguments and is obsessed with leftypol. genuinely believes they organise invasions 3 days a week.
-Hates London with a passion. Previously fixated on a "dumb london paki" character he created in his head. believes multiple people are the same person. Also regularly lashes out at australians, the irish, canadians, yanks, anyone who isn't a northerner
-If a thread isn't entertaining him, will constantly complain about how boring and reddit it is.
-Will eventually resort to calling you a paki in literally any argument as he gets increasingly agitated. Favourite insults are variations of "paki bastard"
-Will never stop replying to you until he gets the last word. Will argue for hours over multiple threads and holds grudges for days.
-When losing an argument, will usually resort to posting reaction images while greentexting. Favourites include Bradley Walsh, Orson Welles and David Mitchell. Also samefags his own posts regularly
Some of his favourite reaction images. Will likely change filenames after being exposed. Note his distinctly obnoxious posting style, constant state of anger and disturbing fixation on pakis.
hahahhaaaaaa what a chump
hate unoriginal gimmicks. should be a bannable offence
wish i was dead
turned 19 recently
why user?
Turning into the third world
Officially my last /brit/ post ever. See you, space cowboys.
This is dave:
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Also posts on Sup Forums and Sup Forums, and Sup Forums. Apparently can't stop obsessing over pakis, reddit and niggers no matter what board he's on.
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*scribbles on notepad*
no reason at all
>it's been 5 years since season 4 of arrested development came out
hate Dave poster
love Dave
simple as
Just took the blue pill
egsblain pls
20 for a new DS9
post bumhole
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how many of these are you. been documenting your autism on Sup Forums and Sup Forums for a while
nerd
Dave is not a thing
stop making it a thing
cock
What doth life?
Taking my wares to another forum
this is the actual Dave pasta:
>David is a poster identified in December. He's anonymous but everyone knows who he is, because of his distinctive posting style. He posts very long winded, argumentative responses, combined with colourful ways of calling you dumb, like "trogolodyte" and "spastic", he continues long paragraph responses thread after thread. We've come to know him as dave. love are dave tho, wouldnt be the same without him
>Dave has argued about the following
>1. Cars should be banned because everyone uses trains now
>2. Teachers have every right to breakdown mentally in front of students
>3. Mac is "better" than Windows
>4. Tame Impala is a Beatles rip off
>5. There's nothing wrong with asking the waiter to bag your food to take home
>6. Beleives the NHS is being "cut" despite constantly being proven wrong
>7. Thinks secondary legislation with no report stage or vote on EU directives is "democratic"
>8. Thinks tariffs are a bad thing
>9. doesn't know what a registry on a computer is
>10. Thinks £20k a year is "minimum wage"
>11. Doesn't know The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was a Russian forgery.
>12. Thinks that wages haven't kept up with inflation
>13. Supports the Scottish National Party
>14. Thinks girls over the age of 16 wear croptops, and has deluded himself into thinking young girls he leers at in the park constitute as grown women
>Arguing with him is fascinating. Ask if the US or UK is better ? Get a rousing speech about being molded by British streets ? Mention the 90s? Rant about future of Europe!.
feel like this about so many "things" here
turtlemong here
I'm a gay manlet and a smelly wog cunt
why does these threads go so quick, this isn't comfy
/neder/ goes through three threads a day
he's had more heterosexual sex than you ever will
fuck off there then, you fucking sadact
relocating there now
kek
it's pretty pathetic.
like this is the sort of shit social outcasts would do.
rood desu ;_;
good user
Emma Grugson
Because it's full of shitposting Johnny Foreigners who come here simply to spoil /brit/ rather than mess up their own threads.
Look at the Aussies, Leafs and Yanks on /brit/. Fucking awful posters.
PORK
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at least half of those statements are right
sorry user, i didn't know
i hope i'll be a good poster though :)
mi nuh have gf
In /Neder/ as we speak
PORK
yeah
>jordan peterson was in brisbane the other day
why wasn't i informed of this
Love big juicy tits on women and want to suck them and stare at their vagina and ask how their day was
hi skitzo
would have glassed him had i known
tranny
what's the deal with the yank and his PORK posts anyway, new gimmick or some such?
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some nigger
angry at proud patriotic British warriors
>t. apache attack helicopter
your room wasnt clean
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skitzo
dave
pork
foy
font
stop with this, mong twats
ho ho ho
>he doesn't know
jordan peterson
great philosopher of our time
i need one more
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(P) iss (O)ff (R)orke (K)unt
>le 54.1% face
comedown is actually still there lmao
fuck sake.
stupidest shit I've seen in a long time
could only be a fucking yank
hello nigger
who is that
>stupidest shit I've seen in a long time
looks like someone's jelly of a successful gimmick they DIDN'T come up with
fuck off tradie twats
French rights advocate and Napoleon reenactor from Newcastle.
Just wanted to say I think you're all great.
>all great
when there are nonce posters in brit yeh fuck off nonce sympathiser
anyone else think Moni is based af?
what's the story
thanks, lad. so are you (if you're not the antisemitic canadian). please rate the whiteboard artwork.
morning glory
*traces the veins in your cock with tongue*
Just expressing myself artistically. Calm down.
mental to think this guy was a respected biologist before he went nuts
thanks for posting in /neder/ guys! :)
he's a snivelling little weasel who blames the world for his shortcomings
>she's a snivelling little weasel who blames the world for her shortcomings
fixed that for you you heteronormal deadnaming scum, also your opinion is wrong
he is a literal pedophile
>he
>le epic pretend to be an SJW meme
good one mate bet you have friends
Not a fan of Jews. You're alright. 7/10
i am the senate
yes
how do white men get convinced to become SJWs
there's nothing in it for them
smoko soon lads
test
They're stupid enough to think that respecting women as equals will get them laid.
a belief in justice and fairness for your fellow man
say the right things to the right people and maybe theyll like you
i also never used to be a fan of jews, lad. but i started noticing that all the antisemitism, and the autistic conspiracy theories that come with it, was starting to mess with me. it was constantly bringing me down. it's just not worth it, lad.
Bob Marley died using this exact logic, from an infected toe he got whole playing soccer.
He wasn't a "respected biologist", his fame is due to his book on memes and his book on atheism.
None of them are about biology. His work on biology, specifically about bird calls and sounds, is probably pretty legit, but not the type that makes you known or respected. Its the quiet and unfamed science type.
all sarnians should be killed
Nah mate. I know my history. Also I am Polish ethnically and I have seen how backstabbing Jews are as recently as the whole " Poles put Jews in German death camps " bullshit. Don't trust them at all. Also degenerate American culture is their fault.
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you monster....
umm what the selfish gene was published in 1976 was an instant best seller, yes he has continued to attract attention with shit like the god delusion but I wonder how underage you are if you think his fame derives from his atheism posturing