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Bum edition

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don't think janny's gonna like this

>Xi Jinping Thought on Socialism with Chinese Characteristics

Thoughts?

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Haha jannyyyy

Do yanks really pay higher taxes?

I thought Americas whole shtick was low taxes

toil are now beginning to wonder why I haven't returned from lunch yet

>calvin klein
>gommunist
the only value women have is in truth their bodies, their minds are useless

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>jannies in 2018

>socialism with jezza's characteristics

thoughts?

>"WAAHHH JANNNNYYYYY THERE'S 0.1CM^2 OF SKIN SHOWING ON THIS WOMAN!!!! BAN HIM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"
utter state of incel inbred cretinous insecticiod runtoid benders on this general

bum

whatever he says is correct

sophie

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Why havent you?

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imagine having to pleasure Kim Jong Un.

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>a once had a lover im not sure if ill recover but i know it was worth it
>then last night in the car the falling raindrops look like stars at some incalculable speed
>then later my friends said good to see you again this is a home for me
>so i wrote a song and called it the 'love of my life'

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walked out with no plans to return

wait, you're not polish

Stop projecting c(an)uck

piss pooping shit on poocialism with poonese pissteristics

>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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how would you know if you're at lunch

communism with consumerist characteristics

having a cry lads

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aesthetic

the gf

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China should be destroyed and carved up into a minimum of 10 states

Corbyn will fix the UK

chilling by the river contemplating the ol' cide

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mao zedong used to give STDs to his concubines, wonder if kimmy does the same

a lot like china

mobilise the state apparatus to produce endless tat

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Want s belly rub

typical a*glo warmonger genes. starting two world wars wasn't enough to satiate you?

are you the lyric poster
if so, GOOD

you can't even own property here

I love my car

really

why is her hand over her willy?

Once you take into account federal + state + local taxes, it's actually higher in some states, not to mention that they also have to pay for healthcare.

we started neither but finished both

The only reason Canada exists is because of British warmongering

extremely small river there lad

sissy boy, wah? ol' bender crying to mum, hahahahaha smarten up quick, or i'll make a mess of you

No lad. pls no bully

has swedish dave gone?

Housing should be a right, not a commodity

Thought Vietnam gave up communism in the 80s

Lived in the States for a few years and my shit-tier insurance was $200/month

Currently have BUPA (significantly better than the insurance I had over there) and it's £17 a month and cheaper co-pays

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>Maoist communist authoritarianism: tens of millions dead, stagnating economy, country in ruin
>Xiist capitalist authoritarianism: whole fucking country is getting rich, prosperous middle class, about to supercede America as the richest country in the world

chinks will never turn to Marx again

jump in that one river in Yorkshire that a load of people die in all the time
return home to the river gods

>we started neither but finished both
tell that to your a*glo ancestors getting bombed into dust, screaming for big daddy USA to save you.

Would utterly heem you if you approached my general vicinity. Consider this a warning boi

you pay NI. you dont need BUPA

Commies still say China is socialist

is that all bupa costs or is it subsidised
t. ignorant

>per capita income of like 15k
>rich

it's a tight cunny, not a willy.

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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now.... BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite..... BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

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modern china is just taking capitalism to the extreme to prove how shit it is.

yeah not here though
y-you too
I'm not the Yorkshire lad that drinks frosty jacks by the river

The gf

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alright what's got you crying then

yes, i'd probably slip on the puddle of piss and tears you've made and would have to get a neck and back brace.

it costs less as the expensive stuff is generally done by the NHS

>about to supercede America as the richest country in the world
that's not true dave

BASED IMMIGRANT SUBHUMANS DESTROYING ARE NHS

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proofs?

why?

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China's surgically precise authoritarianism is the biggest threat to humanity.

accidents happen

The British people as a collective yearn for Fascism, they don't want to be divided by the outer forces (Jews) but are being manipulated into a difficult position.

Authoritarianism is ideal for a strong society

moved to a new team recently and I hate it and the people I work with

my willy is big, my willy is big
my willy is big my willy is big
myyyy willlyyyyy is biiiiiiig

she's all mine Nigel, take a hike. small tip: it's a joi vid

non-han "hamanity"*

Mao industrialised China and allowed for it to become the powerhouse it is today.

Still counts as me heeming you indirectly.

Thinking about how I am doomed to a life of toil after effectively ignoring the prospect for 25 years.

Ownership of all property should be transferred to the state

they sure do!

munterhunter

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enjoying the daily ritual noise of girls chewing food softly into my ear.

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this is unironically true, and 45 million is 6 gorillion tier

Was more like 10 million(which in terms of china isn't much)

Fuck me thats a lot of taxes, mad to think you lot went to war with us over taxes and then once your own people took power they raised taxes and you dont even have universal healthcare to show for it

well they took communism to the extreme to prove how shit that was too
what's next? extreme environmentalism?

The distrust and disrespect pervades all parts of society: seniority and juniority; for example between a parent and a child, or a teacher and a student. This in turn is suggested to be the cause of frequent divorces, teenage crimes, vandalism, hooliganism and low education attainment in Western societies, all of which are lower in coherent Fascist societies

tedious twat

>45 million people were killed by Mao
>Unfortunately, several hundred million Chinese people survived

>after effectively ignoring the prospect for 25 years.
wtf how old are you?

ehhhh China industrialized in spite of Mao not because of his leadership in the post war.
Zhou Enlai is who really kept China together and fostered the growth during the periods when Mao was on the outs.

only think I can say to Mao's credit is that by forcefully nuking traditional China it made it easier for people to accept the rapid change that followed, skipping over all the centuries of mess that Europe went through.

judeo - pakistani subhuman

Dirty old river, must you keep rolling, rolling into the night
People so busy, make me feel dizzy, taxi light shines so bright
But I don't, need no friends
As long as I gaze on Waterloo Sunset, I am in paradise
Every day I look at the world from my window
Chilly chilly is the evening time, Waterloo sunset's fine

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I wanna fuck the pussy of Elizabeth Windsor.

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lots of (you)'s today, really got the /brit/ paradigm figured out.

I'm a brit on holiday x

Democracy doesn't work, it's inefficient, leads to moral decay and destroys entire civilisations due to internal failures, Fascism doesn't fail due to internal failure.