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Hey Sup Forums
I live in an alternate timeline where Napoleon defeated Russia. In my timeline, Britain and France signed a peace treaty in Cambridge that says that Britain must cede Jamaica, and Quebec to France as long as Napoleon abandons Spain and the Netherlands.

However, Napoleon was able to keep the confederation of the Rhine until his death in 1840. The Confederacy successfully revolted against France shortly after.

French is the second widely spoken language in my timeline behind only English, so I want to know how France is doing in your timeline

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>as long as Napoleon abandons Spain and the Netherlands
haha no
the coalitioniggers would be in no position to make demands

>not the most spoken language
Shitty timeline

Napoleon built a big bridge over the channel, and guillotined the king of "Great" Britain himself while the British became citizen of his glorious Empire that now span from Siatteul to Vladivostoque.
French is the only authorized language in the solar system and the twelve colonies of Orion arm

why nobody told me napoleon was a chad?

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because the anglo virgin is affraid

France has a strange fetish of colonizing south america in my games. They also frequently expand into iberia cuz castile takes no military ideas, and as result they get kicked to mexico. England is a fucking loser man. All they do is form britain and then get beaten by france and made to release whales and cornwall, then sit on its ass for 200 years doing nothing.

>I live in an alternate timeline where Napoleon defeated Russia.

Hey fuck you Amerinigger. Let me tell you something. He did beat Russia at the battle of borodino. And he entered Moscow a few days later. The problem was he wanted Russia to reinforce the continental blockade on Great Britain and rejoin as allies against the British. But the Russians wouldn't and torched the city prior to leaving in defiance. Winter came early and 90% of his army perished as he returned to Paris as rumors of a coup occurred. Hence, your idea of "defeating Russia" is fucking stupid because they were defeated.

Suck some nigger dick Amerifaggot.

Russian were never really defeated though.
At Borodino, Russian army was defeated, but not crushed, while French had serious loss because Napoleon refused to commit the guard.

It's seen as a great victory by Russian, and in the grand scheme of things, at a strategical level, you can say it was one.

The story could have been different if Napoleon had gone for Saint Petersburg, Russia could have been politically and therefore defeated as a whole. Even if they had again decided to resist, maybe the Grande armee would have survived the winter either by evacuating through the see or at least benefiting from better supply line because of the proximity with the baltics (Danes and Swedes were allies).

Truly the blunder of the century and the most tragic thing that could happen to the world.
We will never experience the universal monarchy and a world truly united under the triumph of reason, liberty and morality.

Really?
Because in my timeline, Britain colonized Argentina!

If you tell us what happened differently in your timeline, you must have at least some knowledge about the history of our timeline.
So you must know how France is currently doing in our timeline

Well, I'm guessing that France is doing a little bit sub-par?

They are not as strong as in your timeline, but they are still a pretty influential European power.
Is America is a superpower in your timeline aswell?

they unironically tried, twice

>short
>cuck
>got btfo 2 times and was sent to two different shitty islands

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Elba is quite great actually
Saint Elena sound like shit though.

Well in MY timeline, they succeeded!

WHAT?! AMERICA IS A SUPERPOWER?!
WTF?!?! HOW?!?!

>>short
1.70 isn't short, and the french in general never were very tall either

He got cucked but he balanced it out by having dozens of affairs afterwards.

I cant believe there is another shqiptar that plays eu4. Whats up vlla?

>1.70 isn't short

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I tried to find a dimension where OP isn't a faggot but so far my search was fruitless.

In one of my timelines, France colonized Argentina, Chile and Peru, Britain colonized Louisiana, Portugal colonized Mexico and Spain colonized Québec and Brazil.