Surprise penis inspection!

>surprise penis inspection!
>let's have a look at it before you go in

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Oh robert *blushes* your hands are so cold! *precums a little*

>YOU DARE DEFY ME, WHITE BOI?

Here you go ser
*THUUUUUD*

*spanks your cute little butt*
"Hah head on in there champ, you passed!"
*slips finger in as you leave*

r-robert?

>SINGLE DETECTED
>SINGLE DETECTED
>ACTIVATE LOCKDOWN

>mfw penis inspection happend irl to me in school

the only time I had a penis inspection was when I had to go to the army doctor 10 years ago.

>tfw the only person who ever touched your benis was some 70yo army doc

What the FUCK

Nani?!
Hayai!

*unzips dick*
uma delicia

they popped my nigga robbie?

>let me just unzi-

>oh hahahaha

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I've worked in a movie theater and those random inspection nights are the worst

He'll stay in our hearts, forever.

I'd kill myself desu. I'd especially kill myself before anyone could find out

gotta admire his confidence though, going in there with a micropenis.

and now it's all gone, because of her reaction.

What year is this?

>your body gets found
>the coroners start laughing at your dick

I thought I had insecurities. That poor dicklet

>"you are the father"

i can't even imagine what it would be like to have that. i wouldn't be able to shower with the guys after gym class

so much of my life would be decided, and ruined, by this thing

I thought of that

>yfw naked photos of your dead corpse are leaked online and seen all around the world. Lul. That's why you take a boat out on the ocean, tie a few cinderblocks to your ankle, lean over he edge and shoot yourself. Problem solved

oh robert