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German-Norway-edition

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befindlichkeit?

Helene i Troja, Spartanere, Akilles og i utgangspunktet alle relevante skikkelser i gamle Hellas blir beskrevet med nordiske trekk som lyst hår, blå oyne og rosete kinn i Iliaden og Odysseen..

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This edition will be a good one.

Netter Versuch, mein Freund :^)

No Austria flag, no me. I'm in the real thread fuck y'all

var det autisme?

fuck off bitch. nobody around here likes you either

Danke.

How is it like in the Bavaria region?

Germany
Geeeermany
Germany?
Ja, Germany
>LOL

Hva faen er dette for noe landsforræderi?

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Und im Fernzug kannst auch ohne Probleme brunzen gehn, wenn der eh mal ne halbe Stunde net hält

Hab ich schon zweimal gemacht, aber komplett aufs Eisen. Ist schon ein geiles Gefühl, wenn man die Haare mal komplett abrasiert. Ist halt nur die Frage, ob dir das steht.

Who's even talking to you? Fuck off prick

Lmao Austria who does not even see itself as German. Do as you please, this is a fun edition for the two greatest nations in the world.

Vi er et rike igjen. Det germanske rike.

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rechtfertigt das

Deutschland-Norwegen Edition

So wird das nichts, wenn eh per default Englisch geschrieben wird.

everybody report the other thread of the eternal spalter

faen

Ich sehe mich ja ales des Führers aufgehende Saat

Hello my nordic friends
I want to show you a very cute cat, do you like cute cats?

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ich die Sähmutti

Yeah, can I speak to your parent, denmark?

>Schreibt auf Englisch.
>Wundert sich warum jeder den anderen Thread nutzt.

I only like them when I'm taking walks and come across them.

this sounded way better in my head
i will try tomorrow

Jawohl meinen deutsche frende, wir mussen die ____ ausrotten

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Yes, Denmark is invited here too, so go ahead. When he is not drunk in his sorrows for being a lesser version of his old self, he will occasionally post here.

steht mir sicherlich besser als meine aktuelle frisur

ist halt einfach nur so gewachsen, keine ordnung, kein stil

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Good cause they really need to keep their rebellious offspring in check

>drunk in his sorrows for being a lesser version of his old self
alles ich

ES IST ZEIT FÜR NATIONALSOZIALISMUZ

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God damn the style is so appealing it makes me want to raise my hand

Piss off

Wer hier unironisch /wehraboo/?

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this

fuck off piece of shit

am by the way the Joscher

Men altså, jeg er ikke ham, men når vi ikke engang kan snakke norsk i "norgetråden" fordi en gjeng tyskere ikke forstår oss er det meste av poenget borte.

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Jeg hilser det norske folket!

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RONNYS RUHEEE

rrrriiiii was passiert hier

die neuen Tempel haben schon Risse
künftige Ruinen
einst wächst Gras auch über diese Stadt
über ihrer letzten Schicht

Da kan vi snakke engelsk da.
Den er jo over bumpegrensen om 90-minutter uansett, er det så farlig?

jeg kan ikke tysk gutta
håper dere kan forstå meg

German landscape is so nice and comfy!

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Vennligst gi med norsk jente

Norwegian landscape is so nice and comfy!

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Swiss landscape is also nice and comfy (and Austrian too)

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Jamen poenget er å snakke NORSK i NORGETRÅDEN. Ikke engelsk i en tråd full av folk som bare er sånn passe lunka interesserte i Norge.

kjopte kvikklunsj, kostet bare 20kr for 4 pakker!

Bitte geb mich einen Führer
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Joda men dette tåler du.

NORGETRÅDEN FOR NORDMENN FÅVÆ

need to go there again some day uezs

hvem butikk var det i?

Kan du kjope med en Cuba

coop

Nice. I want to visit Germany some more too.

vet ikke hva en cuba er for noe engang

I want to visit Switzerland and see the house that Hermann Hesse lived and died in.

Dette er bare skammelig, din tyskertǿs.

*beobachte dich*

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Oh that's a good idea. I want that too. Beside the fact that I really want to go to Switzerland in general, to hike in their alps.

det er en sjokolade

Ligg unna med barberhovelen!!

oldefar var tysker

Hast du nicht Deutsch im Schule gelernt?

skóli er kvenkyn á þýsku

Der ist doch in vad yashem

aldri sett den, er den god? bedre enn freia?

Er wird dort dauerhaft sein, wenn das Vierte Reich kommt.

Guten Tag Norwegen

Ich habe die Entschuldigung des Norwegers in /deutsch/ übrigens akzeptiert

Den er veldig god. Smaker god smak.

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Guten tag!

looks tasty

Mora mi heter dvergen Kåre

This is Norway's best chocolate.

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min også fåvæ, han kjempet for de snille

Nei det er denne

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Nice

the Ritter Sport factory isn't far away from my town

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*ferocious klezmer music*

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>Wirst du meine neue Mama sein?

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>kanskje hvis jeg kombinerer to tråder som ikke har noen ting med hverandre å gjore
Kan du gi faen? Ingen bryr seg om trådautismen din fåvæ. Heng deg din jævla munnpustende drittautist. Drar tilbake til den ordentlige tråden nå

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Hva i hell...

Trådene hadde en fusjon...

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