Mary Magdalene and Apostle John was Black

>Mary Magdalene and Apostle John was Black

I learn alot of new things from American TV shows :)

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So was Jesus.

It’s not like they were white either, they were middle easterners so they were more likely to look black

>they were middle easterners so they were more likely to look black
what

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if they want diversity why don't they cast arabs or a bunch of jews
yanks love jews

so progressive :) let's just throw back 2 thousand years of history because blacks want to see their kind on TV more often ;)

Did you get this mad when lily white Willem Dafoe played Jesus?

Ehhh, I felt like you perceive the sheer ridiculousness of it up to like halfway in, courtesy of super-white Rooney Mara standing out as well
Then it kicks in that Davis was going more for a theatrical mise-en-scène with all the empty landscapes and void, tense scenes that is meant to subtly takes us out from the 'I century Judea' setting and is more of a universal, timeless tale about Jesus
Like when Mary and Peter go in the caves after Romans burned the village and it's a stand-in for every war and genocide and famine in history rather than actually about Jews, it serves the same effect of having opera play with the same words and music but there's a modern setting on stage

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jesus was a jew and jews are white finngol

What TV show is it?

Lmao middle-easterners aren't white

TV shows are not learning material, nip kun

I am not mad. I don't want historical characters to suddenly become black\white\asian etc because society wants so. Jesus and rest of his gang were semites

They're just movies, who cares about anal historical correctness? We couldn't make anything because 'hey man Julius Caesar was balding and didn't look anything like Ciaran Hinds'.

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Most of them were black

Mary Magdalene and it's an actual movie that opened this month
Director is Australian Garth Davis, it has Rooney Mara
Sup Forums is not talking about it because it was supposed to be distributed in the US by Weinstein's company

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Modern Syrians don't look too different from South Slavs.

According to Islamic scripture when Jesus returns to eliminate the Jews and create 7 years of paradise on Earth before Judgement day, he will have the most handsome face anyone has ever seen. He would be forced to cover his face in public or else women will faint by looking at him. His skin is also described as rosy white.

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It's a work of art not based on historical facts.

>work of art

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>TV show
>not a work of art

my shit has more artistic merit

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Well they weren't white either. I really don't think their race is important tbph.

I would probably agree with the russian.

It's subjectively.

He means it in a general sense in which forms of entertainment such as dance, theatre and film are artistic, you autist. As he claims it's not based on historical facts, he's expressing his belief that the Gospels are a work of fiction and thus also classified as literary and mythological art.

You're right christianity is a work of fiction

do you also think achilles looked like brad pitt? fucktard jap

I'm not saying that, but the Russian is implying it.

Well Achilles was described as having blonde hair

Well, south slavs are brown so it makes sense

Indians are brown, we're more beige. White doesn't just mean "platinum blonde pearly white skinned Nord". Pic related, white Syrians.

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Kek. Go watch the "Paul Apostle of Christ" movie or "Passion of the Christ" for more accurate portrayal.

I was, because that movie was blasphemous.

>Passion of the Christ

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Yes, they weren't. The truth is that Jesus was Korean

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Be angry kike. That movie was the truth and you know it. Repent you seed of serpent.

>white
>doesn’t mean pearly WHITE skinned
The cognitive dissonance is astounding, sorry mate but when people think of a white person they don’t think of swarthy middle easterners

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The Syrians I posted are hardly swarthy and you could find ethnic Germans with the same tone. Your definition of whiteness seems to be one shared by Sup Forums, but that's not how most people use it.

You didn't manage to shut it down though

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>still no one has given any insight to the actual movie, I'm possibly the only one who has watched it
hate this