Tell me about your neighbors, Sup Forums

Tell me about your neighbors, Sup Forums.
Mine:
>Cool black guy and his wife
>Old couple, they let my cat hang out in their backyard
>Young couple with some dogs
>Grouchy old guy and his dog that never stops barking

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florida is so fucking ugly

I live in an apartment, but anyway:
>old couple with a Land Rover. The husband has a rifle
>old guy living alone. He has a pool on his balcony, right over my kitchen and manages a yacht renting business
>young couple with a young girl, she cries often. They smoke a lot of cannabis
>officies with lawyers
Quite comfy all things considered

is his wife white?

mira mejor callate pinche mamón

>Tell me about your neighbors, Sup Forums.

I have raccoons that I see every evening
Birds are around all day at the feeders
Sometimes asshole bears go through my garbage
Coyotes can be noisy retards

>divorced old fag retired from navy who lost his son in a car accident, he has an amateur radio... Pic related are his antennas.

>old couple who have older sons living outside the city

>a couple who have like 3 little kids, idk why the fuck they have like birthday parties every month

And that's pretty much it... I don't even know who else lives in other houses around mine.

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>Raccoons

Fuck them, one of them bit one of my chicken's heads off.

rude puta

Cute

I live between two rentals and they always move out at the end of the month.

House to my left
>middle age Swedish couple
House to my right
>Swedish family with 2 kids
House across the street
>Swedish writer and author in his 60's

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Don't know them.

one is an old lady who gives me 100kr every time i showel snow for her
the other is a young couple who is probably starting to have kids

>Old mexican abuela, her son, his wife & kids
>Black family with 2 middle schoolers and 1 high schooler
>Jewish family that makes music
>Creepy guy across the street who’s probably a pedo
>Based middle aged white guy who works on cars and talks about the war
>White police lady and her husband
>Two black sisters and their yappy little dogs
>Pretty cute 40 something housewife who tries to seduce me or other young men sometimes, but her husband is alpha as fuck so I’m not going to risk it

>neighbors

I don't have any

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Mostly young "white" couples, two neighbors are mixed -race, one black dude, some jews....northeastern (mestizos) "people" employed in menial jobs such as cleaning and opening doors (doormans).

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>Run down ugly place
>really peaceful despite the store being constantly robbed
>Leave the farthest to all the other kids so I never socialized much
>People are nice and it's almost always quiet
If the place didn't look like a mess, it would be pretty comfy.

A house with 2 families inside to my left
A house with 2 families inside to my right
A housie with 2 families inside in front of me

they are all quiet. I enjoy the silence.

Oh, I misunderstood the question so let me try again...
>A mulata hottie that my mom has constant fights with
>Some small girl upstairs that is constantly alone because her mom is working and my mom likes to take care of
>Some neighbors I only ever say "Good day/night" to
>Some old dying man that leaves on a metal sheet house and her wife, friends to the family since I was a kid and the poor sod is taking too long to die
>kids I used to play with but don't know any of them anymore.

Many qt girls
Some of them pregnant already
Some very nice families, and one now single mother with a disabled child, her ex husband is in jail for car theft
Idiot robbed a VW Beetle the cool sporty one and a Fiat 500 Abarath, both the same week parked them both outside his house
And some dude smokes marihuana near and smells a lot, but since its not a crime anymore nobody bothers him cause he is ugly but chill

>Retired old couple to the left, always stay inside
>Stereotypical burgers to the right, all of them are fat, son is a fat neet, who smokes pot at night
>To the front is a bald cool white guy, I think he was a cop and retired a long time ago. His daughter got herself knocked up as a teen. He was a single father too. Never seen him date
>next to him are Vietnamese family. Son is a drug dealer who knocked up an Asian girl in high school
>behind me is a flip family, don't know much about them

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>young-ish married couple in their early 30s whose cat always find its way to my door, they have one daughter. They're all pretty nice.
>married couple in their 40s with three kids, I don't really know them that well.
>married couple in their 40s with two kids, I don't really know them that well.
>married couple in their 50s with four kids, I don't really know them that well.
>married couple in their 30s with two kids, I don't really know them that well.

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Old people and assholes who party until 6 AM with music at full blast.

I hate them.

Do you live in a tourist city?

If Tijuana counts as such then yes.

It's all locals in my neighborhood though.

>old lovely couple, the husband survived cancer last year
>annoying drummer who plays even early in the mourning
>dumb, ugly, yet very friendly and helpful ex single mother, who recently found a nice man, her child is autistic
>sexy young mommy with a nice ass and her family
>unknown couple(?) I've never seen
>tons of cats

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You live in Rome? I heard that Rome had a fuckload of stray cats.

Korean family with three kids, 60 something Jewish socialist couple, Jewish Bolivian, Russian family, snobby stereotypical Jewish family, introverted old couple, Korean woman who almost never is seen outside of the house and is probably widowed, interracial couple, and 85+ year old couple who can't do anything right and end up in ridiculous situations all the time.

> He has a pool on his balcony,
lolwut

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It's over my roof, so it's not hanging like the one in your pic. Something like this

Forgot pic

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A friend of mine bought the apartment downstairs after he visited my place.
Anyway I don't know the people to my left nor right.

>A Turkish father and son. The son got married through an arranged marriage and the wife lives with them now as well.

>A crazy cat lady in her 90s, she outlived all her kids and is all alone with her cats

>El Abominacion...

>Some survivalist type guy who wouldn't be out of place in the US, building a fallout bunker in his garden at the moment.

>A Turkish father and son. The son got married through an arranged marriage and the wife lives with them now as well.
That's how 20k guest labourers became 500k.

Coming to think of it I have been living here for 3 years and won't have the slightest clue what my neighbors look like.

>crazy old lady with lots of dogs
>Brazillian couple that i rarely see
It's a quiet neighborhood overall

>empty house across the street
>filipino extended family that seems like a clown car with all the people constantly coming out of there
>widow whose neighbour helps her
>Vietnamese grow-op
>retired couple
>empty nester family, the father is a midget

>Cool black guy and his wife

i'll take things that didn't happen for $50

Not all black people are like the Somalians in your neighborhood, bruh.

I live in a house only with 2 old people who own the house and the property. Both are almost deaf so i can always be loud but they sometimes have stupid polish male nurses who are annoying