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Azor Petyr

Here's to the young wolf!

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Was this the Mayweather/McGregor of its day, or the Mayweather/Pacquiao?

Would not drinking have made a difference?

Are these threads finally starting to die lads? I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make it to the next season without all the shitposting

aaagghhh...

Hey D&D, can you take care of my magnum opus for a while? I'll be right back.
Thanks.

Forever young!

Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright

will brienne die now that she's in star wars?

so i am reading the books and me confused
how was jamie named paramount of the east in book 1
i mean he is kingsguard so how the fuck ?

The posting has slowed down.

Cast him

you must've read it wrong, house lannister are lord paramount of the westerlands

You are sentenced to death and have to chose a Champion to fight for you!
All in their Prime.

>Prime Bobby Baratheon
>Rickard Stark
>Rhaegar Targaryen
>Stannis Baratheon
>Aegon I. (Without Dragons)
>Maekar Targaryen
>Oberyn Martell
>Lyonnel Baratheon
>Aemon "The Dragon Knight" Targaryen
>Symeon Star-Eyes
>Knight of the Laughing Tree
>Gregor Clegane
>Bronn of the Blackwater
>Daemon Blackfyre
>Durran Durrandon
>The Grey King of the Iron Islands
>Blackfish
>Randyll Tarly
>Jeor Mormont
>Meagor Targaryen
>Ducan the Tall
>Jaime Lannister
>Sandor Clegane
>Brienne of Tarth
>Loras Tyrell
>Barristan Selmy
>Lann the Clever
>Theon Greyjoy
>Ramsay Bolton
>Bronce Jon Royce
>Jon Arryn
>Ned Stark
>Arthur Dayne
>Victarion Greyjoy
>Jorah Mormont
>Gerold Dayne
>Meryn Trant
>Syrio Forell
>Euron Greyjoy
>Robb Stark
>Jon Snow
>Lancel Sevenstar Lannister
>Orys Baratheon
>Corlys Velaryon
>Harren the Black

then i choose jaime lannister

well yes i know that but right in the beginning jamie is named paramount of the east till robyn comes of age
>pic related
chapter 34 synopsis from the wiki

The Darkstar, Gerold Dayne.

There's another thread.

Reminder that Theon's cunt IRL sister wrote a song about how much of a piece of shit he was

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I am Grease Dayne, they call me Spicstar.

because the previous warden of the east died and his son was too young to be named a warden so they gave the responsibility to jaime until robert arryn came of age

yeah i understand that but how is this doable
the kingsguard can't hold titles or lands
or is it just "nuhu they can do it for limited time" ?

who are they fighting
I'd go with Selmy though, even prime Jamie couldnt handle the hotness

but if D&D plot armor rules apply, im going with Jon Snow

kings guard have sworn to never own land or have a wife and father children, and a warden is someone who commands the armies of a region of westeros

Yeah OP here, I fucked up and didn't look hard enough for that bread before posting this.

ahh
so i just confused titles then ?
thanks for clearing it up

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mah fahder wus nehd stahrk

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Reminder that Alfie Allen is a good boy and his sister is a stupid slag

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mah peapul will not axcept me bowin to anufa souven king

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what the fuck is this shit

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what is her problem ?

that blud of tha furst men flows thru ma vehns

What is the drowned god lads?

blue bobby

WHERE
IS
THE
BOBBY
POSTING???????

he's not underwater though

Dany is the new Cersei

>kills people who don't bow down, with no mercy
>incest
>kills innocents without a trial

it's D&D so that's most likely not the case
they can't sacrifice the token YAAAS QUEEEN

Oops, I have no idea how this happened

look closer

the wall's not underwater though

>Prime
GODS HE WAS STRONG THEN

THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL IS PREGNANT NED

Selmy
No contest, the absolute best.

clooooooser

Wat is dehd may nevur dye

the wall can't be underwater you dummy

>innocents without trial

Who?

And she gave Tarly a choice, even after he killed Dany's ally, that's mercy enough

And avunculate relations are acceptable incest

>"They say Stannis never smiles."

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>Meryn Trant on the list
>Lancel on the list
>Rhaegar on the list
>Jeor but no Halfhand
>Ramsay on the list

>the wall can't be underwater
explain the fish retarded WHOOOOOOOOOREEE

Azor Jaime

did bobby kill nemo's mom?

That's why Alfie is such a good actor in the Yara scenes, there's real hatred and sadness there.

carved her breast gills right in

Kek.

I'd love to use my starpower to petty and call people out.

From the books, Selmy.

From the show, Arya, since she can apparently take anyone in a fight and has the most magical plot armor.

Black - House Tragaryan
Red - House Lannister
Green - No fucking idea

Thoughts?

Sansa has yet to show any warging ability.

Greyjoy?

Greyjoys are sided with both houses

Is Highgarden controlled by house lannister?

lol. Moon is no egg. Moon is goddess, wife of sun. It is known.

You forgot Dragonstone, and it isn't really clear what Dorne is doing at this point actually. Ellaria and the sandsnakes are gone so they aren't necessarily tied in with Dany anymore.

>Sansa has yet to show any ability.
Agreed

>Ellaria and the sandsnakes are gone so they aren't necessarily tied in with Dany anymore.

But that makes no sense at all.

shouldn't there be more than just three eggs in circulation?

Was Edmure in Castly Rock?

Sorry, l read it wrong. I thought you were asking about the red area

>shouldn't there be more than just three eggs in circulation?

Yes, but they exist in the far far east.

How would you choose anyone but Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning? He cut could through Selmy with his left hand while taking a piss with his right

Probably a Septon since he was good in Rev. He tends to play comedic roles so im not sure

Gregor in plate armor > everyone except Oberyn.

Wun Wun

based

>incest is now ok
>murdering family members is now ok
>Cersei declares herself Queen and not House Estermont
>House Tyrell is retconned out of existence
>Ellaria rules Dorne and not another House(s)
>stannis burning his own fucking daughter
>ramsay killing his own father and brother
>euron killing his brother and bragging about it
>killing the lord protector of the vale without a trail or telling anyone
>Queen of thrones rules the reach and not some Tyrell
>Tarly's siding with House Lannister
>Castly Rock siding with Cersei after blowing up Kevan and Lancel
>Jaime siding with Cersei till this episode
>killing the high sparrow aka the pope and vatican
>Sansa isn't lady of winterfell and queen of the north
>Bran isn't lord of winterfell and king of the north after coming back
>jon is king of fuck all
>all the freys magically are killed even though there are hundreds of them.
>bastards are only uses sparely, bastards could still get lordship, but were behind other legit members of the family
>Prince Doran clearly had a master plan, but killed before he could implement it
>High Sparrow clearly had a master plan, but killed before he could implement it
>Margery clearly had a master plan, but killed before she could implement it
>Little finger wants the iron throne, not something greater/more meaningful

>Three treasons will you know - once for blood and once for gold and once for love
Well, /got/?

The one true god. Ironborn will rule westeros

Always hated this woman's music but seeing her shit talk her own brother in public just makes me like Alfie even more.

He's one of the underrated MVPs of the show and his journey has been more challenging as an actor than any other character. I hope his career lasts longer than Lilly's ever did.

Don't you think Jaime would be sad about having to kill Cersei? A NCW crying scene would be cute desu

Who fucking knows anymore.
He was meant to be prisoner at the Twins in the show but there was no sign of him there. And apparently Riverrun is back next season so I guess we'll see.

Didn't Lily Allen once publicly lie and say that the showrunners had wanted to cast her as Yara/Asha but settled for Gemma instead?

>>Prince Doran clearly had a master plan, but killed before he could implement it
his last masterplans were get a dozen of his family members killed and then do nothing for decades, theon even said he was an idiot and a low-life criminal multiple times. The iron bank corrobated with his story

Out of my way Jonerys fucking shits, patrician ship coming through

Why would Cersei let Jaime go if he knows her entire plan?

Because she still loves him and her belief that the two of them will die together is literal.

Was Aegon the Unlikely the only good Targ?

>wanted to get rid of incest
>wanted to abolish pro feudalism laws
>wanted to centralize the kingdom

Based EGG

>Because she still loves him and her belief that the two of them will die together is literal.

Could have easily just tied him up.