IN A WORLD

IN A WORLD

WHERE BLACK PEOPLE

AREN'T VICTIMIZED

BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST

ONE MAN

DEAD MEMES REBORN

ONE MAN

MUST FIND OUT

FINDS HIS DADS CUM SOCK

IS BLACK

NAMED SNEED

AND NOW HE WANTS TO SHOW HIS SISTER

*rapid fire cuts*

Idris Elba plays Man 1 and Mel Gibson plays Man 2

HIS UNCUT PENIS

*Loud bass*

WILL DISCOVER

IN A VAN

AND THE PURE HORROR

WE

DONALD DRUMPF

ARE JAMES BOND YOUR SISTER

IN

CHUCKS

*quick shot of intense making out*

AS AN OLD LADY WITH A GUILTY CONSCIENCE

BUT HE IS GONNA FIND OUT

AND THEY'RE COMING BACK

CHASED BY TWO JAN MICHEAL VINCENTS

FROM THE DIRECTORS WHO BROUGHT YOU THE MATRIX TRILOGY

AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE

Who else wants a gf who loves you unconditionally

WHILE HIS MOTHER IS PLOWED BY JAMAL IN THE NEXT ROOM

STARING KEVIN SPACEY

RATED PG 13

WITH GUEST APPEARANCES BY AIDEN GILLEN AND TOM HARDY

PAUL DANO

*several shocked faces – soft blend to BLACK*

PAUL DANO

THE SCARIEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN

AND PAUL DANO

*two eyes in the dark*
*soft laughter*

BUT

ALSO STARRING PAUL DANO

IN THE MOST CLASSIC FILM OF THE YEAR

ARMOND WHITE GIVES IT "TWO THUMBS WAY UP"

JARED LETO

FEATURING PAUL DANO

IN A QUADRIPLE ROLE

BANNED IN CHINA

WITH PAUL DANO

AND A SURPRISE CAMEO FROM ALF

AND ROB SCHNEIDER

MUSIC BY HOWARD SHORE

SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ON THE SILVER SCREEN BEFORE

ONE STINKY DINKY

FEATURING CANDLEJACK, THE CREEPY PASTA MYT-

SO CAPTIVATING

YOU'LL WANNA SEE IT THREE TIMES, BUT LEAVE HALFWAY THROUGH THE THIRD WATCHTHROUGH

KAFKAESQUE

FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY

YOU WILL ASK YOURSELF

WITH A TITSY BITSY WEENY

A MUST WATCH FOR MILLENNIALS

*record scratch*
ROB SCHNEIDER IS

HOW THIS THREAD WENT BECAME SO SHITTY

POST THE WEBM

JOHN HORATIO MALKOVICH
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>screen cuts to black
>single piano key repeated slowly
>preview gradually fades back in

SO GOOD IT BROUGHT BACK ROGER EBERT

WITH MUSIC SO GOOD, IT WILL CURE YOU'RE AIDS

FEATURING A STRONG FEMALE ROLE MODEL FOR LITTLE GIRLS

SO GOOD YOU'LL BITE YOUR SEAT AND THE GUY IN FRONT OF YOU IN HIS BALDING HEAD

YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

"I MARATHONED THE FIRST TEN MINUTES. IS IT ANY GOOD?"

-NEW YORK TIMES

NARRATED BY ERIC ROBERTS

THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET BIG

*fwooom*
*music cuts*

*bane voice*

"for you"

LE 9GAG AND REDDIT PRESENTS XD

CHRISTMAS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME

DIRECTED BY ELI ROTH

REMINDER THAT 60% IS STILL TECHNICALLY FRESH ON ROTTEN TOMATOES

TWO BROTHERS

DELET THIS

ONE WOMAN

FUCKING NIGGERS

SMEGMA JOHNSON PEES ON FRONT TENDON SUPER SCHTICK COUGH SYRUP CUNT RECIPE

SET IN SCENIC NEW ZEALAND

"THE RESHOOTS WERE SO GOOD I WOULD KILL MYSELF ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE NOTHING WILL EVER COMPARE"

-ZACK SNYDER'S DAUGHTER

[BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY STARTS PLAYING]

WHAT IF THE SIMPSONS WERE BLACK
>PEOPLE

SIMULTANIOUS WORLDWIDE PREMIER SO IT FEELS VERY SPECIAL

AND FEATURING, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER...

A VACUUM TIED TO A BROOM WITH A HILLARY CLINTON MASK

A phone poster

AND WITH EVERY DAY HE WILL FALL DEEPER INTO

FEATURING CLASSIC PAUL DANO IN HIS FIRST BIG GUY ROLE

WITH THE VOICE TALENTS OF RICK GERVAIS AS "THE BRIT WHO THOUGHT HE WAS FUNNY"

STARS IN

*multiple layered record scratches*

*multiple layered record scratches* THE MOVIE, COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU

>welcome to the jungle starts playing