IN A WORLD
IN A WORLD
WHERE BLACK PEOPLE
AREN'T VICTIMIZED
BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST
ONE MAN
DEAD MEMES REBORN
ONE MAN
MUST FIND OUT
FINDS HIS DADS CUM SOCK
IS BLACK
NAMED SNEED
AND NOW HE WANTS TO SHOW HIS SISTER
*rapid fire cuts*
Idris Elba plays Man 1 and Mel Gibson plays Man 2
HIS UNCUT PENIS
*Loud bass*
WILL DISCOVER
IN A VAN
AND THE PURE HORROR
WE
DONALD DRUMPF
ARE JAMES BOND YOUR SISTER
IN
CHUCKS
*quick shot of intense making out*
AS AN OLD LADY WITH A GUILTY CONSCIENCE
BUT HE IS GONNA FIND OUT
AND THEY'RE COMING BACK
CHASED BY TWO JAN MICHEAL VINCENTS
FROM THE DIRECTORS WHO BROUGHT YOU THE MATRIX TRILOGY
AN ACADEMY AWARD NOMINEE
Who else wants a gf who loves you unconditionally
WHILE HIS MOTHER IS PLOWED BY JAMAL IN THE NEXT ROOM
STARING KEVIN SPACEY
RATED PG 13
WITH GUEST APPEARANCES BY AIDEN GILLEN AND TOM HARDY
PAUL DANO
*several shocked faces – soft blend to BLACK*
PAUL DANO
THE SCARIEST MOVIE YOU'VE EVER SEEN
AND PAUL DANO
*two eyes in the dark*
*soft laughter*
BUT
ALSO STARRING PAUL DANO
IN THE MOST CLASSIC FILM OF THE YEAR
ARMOND WHITE GIVES IT "TWO THUMBS WAY UP"
JARED LETO
FEATURING PAUL DANO
IN A QUADRIPLE ROLE
BANNED IN CHINA
WITH PAUL DANO
AND A SURPRISE CAMEO FROM ALF
AND ROB SCHNEIDER
MUSIC BY HOWARD SHORE
SOMETHING YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ON THE SILVER SCREEN BEFORE
ONE STINKY DINKY
FEATURING CANDLEJACK, THE CREEPY PASTA MYT-
SO CAPTIVATING
YOU'LL WANNA SEE IT THREE TIMES, BUT LEAVE HALFWAY THROUGH THE THIRD WATCHTHROUGH
KAFKAESQUE
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY
YOU WILL ASK YOURSELF
WITH A TITSY BITSY WEENY
A MUST WATCH FOR MILLENNIALS
*record scratch*
ROB SCHNEIDER IS
HOW THIS THREAD WENT BECAME SO SHITTY
POST THE WEBM
JOHN HORATIO MALKOVICH
b
i
t
c
h
>screen cuts to black
>single piano key repeated slowly
>preview gradually fades back in
SO GOOD IT BROUGHT BACK ROGER EBERT
WITH MUSIC SO GOOD, IT WILL CURE YOU'RE AIDS
FEATURING A STRONG FEMALE ROLE MODEL FOR LITTLE GIRLS
SO GOOD YOU'LL BITE YOUR SEAT AND THE GUY IN FRONT OF YOU IN HIS BALDING HEAD
YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
"I MARATHONED THE FIRST TEN MINUTES. IS IT ANY GOOD?"
-NEW YORK TIMES
NARRATED BY ERIC ROBERTS
THINGS ARE ABOUT TO GET BIG
*fwooom*
*music cuts*
*bane voice*
"for you"
LE 9GAG AND REDDIT PRESENTS XD
CHRISTMAS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
DIRECTED BY ELI ROTH
REMINDER THAT 60% IS STILL TECHNICALLY FRESH ON ROTTEN TOMATOES
TWO BROTHERS
DELET THIS
ONE WOMAN
FUCKING NIGGERS
SMEGMA JOHNSON PEES ON FRONT TENDON SUPER SCHTICK COUGH SYRUP CUNT RECIPE
SET IN SCENIC NEW ZEALAND
"THE RESHOOTS WERE SO GOOD I WOULD KILL MYSELF ALL OVER AGAIN BECAUSE NOTHING WILL EVER COMPARE"
-ZACK SNYDER'S DAUGHTER
[BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY STARTS PLAYING]
WHAT IF THE SIMPSONS WERE BLACK
>PEOPLE
SIMULTANIOUS WORLDWIDE PREMIER SO IT FEELS VERY SPECIAL
AND FEATURING, FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER...
A VACUUM TIED TO A BROOM WITH A HILLARY CLINTON MASK
A phone poster
AND WITH EVERY DAY HE WILL FALL DEEPER INTO
FEATURING CLASSIC PAUL DANO IN HIS FIRST BIG GUY ROLE
WITH THE VOICE TALENTS OF RICK GERVAIS AS "THE BRIT WHO THOUGHT HE WAS FUNNY"
STARS IN
*multiple layered record scratches*
*multiple layered record scratches* THE MOVIE, COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU
>welcome to the jungle starts playing