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tfw dad doesn't love me ;_; Edition

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i've not been in /tpg/ for 2.5 weeks (since the russian leaks)

hit me with the memes i've missed before i kill myself

Should've been Donna's kid.

IT'S UP

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friendly reminder that doppelcoop did nothing wrong and Cooper was the real fuck-up the entire time

the finale was a masterpiece

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top bros coming through

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"Rewatchability" is a myth perpetuated by plebs anyway.
You only get to experience your dreams once.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder's Out of Sand proved Vedderposters right. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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Cooper is Orpheus.

>Richard's character was pointless
feels bad, man

I think I like Mr. C more than Cooper at this point desu

Lynchtards should all be murdered.

Did Cooper know about Judy in/as the Palmer's house?

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Okay, but Lynchedtards go first.

Mr. C was my favorite part of this season
>taken out by fucking LUCY

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>failed to kill a fat, defenseless woman
>failed to threaten cooper
>failed to not get killed by binoculars
>hasn't even seen the King and I
who is the biggest fuck up in Twin Peaks and why is it Richard Horne

>buy into meaningless shit
>pretend you weren't the lynched one

>Over the course of the series’s final sprint, Lynch turns this story into an elemental drama of dramas, a distorted and refracted version of the lone American male hero on a relentless quest to rescue an abused woman—he turns “Twin Peaks: The Return,” in other words, into a modern-day version of John Ford’s “The Searchers,” and the tragic depth of his view of the solitary and haunted Western hero is worthy to stand alongside Ford’s own.

lol

You're a hack, David.

people had fun watching it.

that's all.

Why did the show never reveal the spirit possessing Benjamin Horne and turning him into a ruthless, apathetic dick?

>Lynch remakes Wizard of Oz ONCE AGAIN

So I understand Mr. C's endgame was ultimately just to stay out of the Lodge and maybe do shit with Judy but explain this

Why would he just stroll into the Sheriff's Department to kill Cooper

Even if Coop had been there and he managed to take him down, he's still in a fucking police station full of armed cops

That's not even counting the fact that if Coop had been there and another Coop showed up everyone would be tipped off to the fact that something is very wrong

I've been AWOL from /tpg/ since immediately after the finale

So uhhh I'm gonna ramble for a bit:
>Doppleganger is shot by Lucy (reminds me of Andy shooting Jacques at the end of S1)
>One Punch Chav destroys BOB
>the whole gang finally reunities
>Cooper's face superimposed over the picture says "we live inside a dream"
>Diane reappears now that Evil Coop is gone (Naido being her "hear-no/see-no/speak-no evil" form a la the monkey noises)

Why was the real Diane/Naido originally in the Mauve Zone in part 3 before she fell into space?

there's also Laura disappearing during pt.2 that makes a lot more sense after watching the finale. Even the less tangible, more subtle things like Leland asking Coop to find Laura are way more pregnant after watching the whole series.

would you fucks eat lynch's shit

Retards have fun doing everything. What did you think your point was?

It was a straight up hack job.

"LOL IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE THEREFORE IT'S GENIUS, GET IT?"

This was the key to it all

That New Yorker writer sure has a hard-on for Ford in that article

conflict in ep1-16:
>cooper v cooper

conflict in ep17-18:
>lol nah son, it was laura v judy the whole time

this was dumb

The cucks on /r/twinpeaks would

Mary Sue

Hahaha
LYNCHED
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What were some of your biggest laughs, or chuckles?

For me i loved how the Jerry Horne plot finally, tangentially joined the Dark Cooper plot, with his absurd binoculars gag. Also, everything Mitchum Bros. They were fantastic. And Wally Brando, funny, obviously, but also poetic.

Yes

He doesn't know that Sarah is being possessed by Judy, so he probably assumed Judy was at the Sheriff's Station.

maybe you should find something better to do with your life than worrying what other people are watching

So basically everyone that comes to lynch threads.

why is it that all the most interesting characters got the least amount of screen time

This one is the best

>in that article
In general, he's a huge Ford fan and proponent. Considers Liberty Valance especially to be one of the very finest American films.

>lynch dick suckers not BTFO by pasta already
the absolute state of this board

I really want to rewatch it just to see if there's some hidden fucking meaning behind everything. Is it a waste of time?

The last two episodes shit on everything how good the first 16 were.

It takes a lot to fuck that up. 2/10. Contrived hack job.

When Sinclair throws the poison coffee down the urinal. "That bad, huh"

>modern day version of The Searchers

>1 1 9
so what did it mean

No, that would be stupid.

he didnt show up there voluntarily. the giant sent him there after he captured him. mr c wanted to go the palmer house but the giant sent him to the sheriffs station so he would get his ass handed to him

I'm guessing he figured his magic regen powers would be enough that he could kill everyone in there and be fine no matter how many times they shot him dead, he probably wasn't expecting to get counter-LODGE'd

Nah, that wasn't your point.

kino composition

ah-bloo-bloo bloo. kill yourself brainlet

I'm still sad Cooper didn't try to take off Carrie's face why she feels confused and tries to run away

Yes, because it's all meaningless red herrings and convoluted shit thrown at you when there really is no true meaning, only to make you think it's really deep and complex.

Lynch would never reveal a mystery. Don't waste your time.

in the end, absolutely nothing

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Lost my shit everytime the bleeding drunk guy would repeat Chad
Also
>HELLOOOoooOOOOooo
>call for help
>*point at self* "Dougie Jones"
>the squeegee guy cleaning Cole's window

and of course
>JUUUUUST YOOOOOOOUUUU

>somebody went back in time and destroyed lynch's script because of the terrible finale, which resulted in such a finale

>audrey in the mirror
so what did it mean

B T F O
T
F
O

lovely shot and homage

Maybe he was trying to get Naido to go through the 430 portal raping her?

I found the scenes between Charlie and Audrey quite funny

The doppelganger changing/affecting the past/timeline.

I figure he didn't want to go to the Sheriff's station but the Fireman or Jeffries tricked him into going there. Judy was at the Palmer's house and he wanted to go there, but ofc he didn't quite know where she was. So when he ends up at the Sheriff's station he is immediately greeted by Andy who asked him to go in and he didn't know that he got tricked (or maybe he suspected but went along with it for now). He probably underestimated he would get his shit kicked in by Lucy of all people.

in the end, absolutely nothing

he really likes picnics

Think of parts 1-16 and 17-18 as two separate stories and maybe you won't be that disappointed.
part 1-16 ended with Mr. C and Bob dying, it is a concluded story.

>anything that has to do with a hero returning to rescue a woman is related to the searchers
wew lad, i like the searchers, but why does everyone need to bring it up
same thing happened with the lackluster breaking bad finale

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It meant the overly-nostalgic, narcissistic, fantasy-projecting fandom (many of whom are huge Audreyfags) got BTFO by Lynch

>lynchtard faces when they basically got DALLAS'D but want to pretend it was a good thing

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>mr. c squeezing the face of that guy when he gets his car
so what did it mean

Lynch getting LYNCHED by the window cleaner

i got a similar feeling after episode 17, that 18 would be different, something like in season 2 after knowing about leland killing laura

WAAAAIIT A MINUTE

Is the other guy in those photos the guy from the Audrey scenes??

>Breaking Bad in the same sentence as Twin Peaks, The Searchers and Richard Brody

>missed the real ending

youtu.be/f6YaWWnJXBY

well, take it under consideration

I mean it too. I want you to be happier

Dallas'd would literally be the S1 ending with Coop getting shot then cutting straight to black

I have to admit that in the modern cinematic context, that kind of a cliffhanger is pretty shamelessly embarassing

Explain yourselves sad ending-fags. Cooper completed the mission set to him by the Fireman. He got Laura to wake-up thus ready to take on and vanquish Judy.

How is that remotely sad?

DID I DISAPPOINT YOU
OR LET YOU DOWN

Yeah

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That's a good point. So far Evil Coop had been practically immortal, which is why The Fireman had to get the One Punch Lad to Twin Peaks.

too bad they don't exist anymore.

God Lynch is such a fucking hack he even steals from Cambodian children's cartoons

He didn't account for One Punch Man

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I can't tell if this is right or not

WHAT YEAR IS THIS???

Imagine going through life and being this wrong

I agree generally but Cooper has taken on a sisyphean task and Laura recalls, at once, staggering past trauma. It's overwhelming, emotionally explosive.

As for the finale, MacLachlan is “still processing” the last couple of episodes — specifically that finale.

>“I don’t know — I’m very moved by it. It was a traumatic moment at the end, obviously,” he says. “How to interpret that is open to so many possibilities, I feel. I’m not even sure where I am on that. We filmed it very early and coming back to it now, it’s incredibly powerful — particularly with Sheryl Lee and that fantastic blood-curdling scream in the middle of the night in a small neighborhood in Seattle.”