What will his first words be?

What will his first words be?

idiot

diversity

>so who talks first? you talk first? I talk first?

so who talks first you talk first i talk first?

>I FORCED you to wait, huh? *wink*

FUCK TRUMP

I'm your father

#Resist

> ANYBODY GOT ANY ORANGE SLICES?

Away put your weapon! I mean you no harm!

Dr Pavel, I'm CIA

he's gonna fart

Finally, I am become Disney's Star Wars: The Last Jedi™

"i'm looking for the last jedi"
"looking? found someone you have"

There was a hand too. Did you bring the hand?

>Before we begin your training Rey I would just like to take this opportunity to check my privilege as a heterosexual white male and let you know that any instructions that I give you are only meant to be suggestions and should you prefer to do things differently I completely respect and affirm your right to do so because you are a strong independent woman who doesn't need boring old white guys like me telling you what to do.

This uh, a private residence, man.

Who the fuck are you?

> "Nice dentures, sweet tits"

>M'Lady

I thought mark disagreed with the direction they took his character?
Mark would love for this to be his opening line

...

BLOMPF!!!1

literally terrorism

Stop watching porn.

mary sue

*heroism

>stop pointing that lightsaber at me

not my star wars

>sorry toots, i'm GAAAAAAAAYYYY
>winks at all the little boys in the audience, infecting them with the gay

are you boy tranny or girl tranny?

Rey

MY BABY GIRL

>Kept you waiting huh?

OOOOW MY HAND!

...

you're already better than i am. what did you even bother coming here?

Show boi pussi.

What have you done to star wars.

>To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

>I knew there were aliens in Star Wars, but goblins? That's a little too far fetched for me

"No" or "I've got a bad feeling about this"

Wubba lubba dub dub

DORNNAULLD BLAMPFF

I don't get it

He doesn't do anything?

a huge exposition dump about the new canon of how the Force works.

a rip off of the training montage with Yoda.

then rey will have to leave because the Force is telling her that Finn the Human and Poe are in danger. Luke will say no. rey leaves anyways.

Luke will show up to have a tearful reunion with Leia.

Then luke dies.

Uhh, you don't get to bring droids.

"As a straight white cisgendered male, I apologize for my privilege. I hereby renounce my Force privilege and give it to you, Rey, who can truly bring balance and gender equity to the Force."

>What will his last words be?
"F-f-f-f.....fuck.... white males. A-a-a-a-all of them."

It was me all along Rey, the author of all of your pain.....but now we have to go back Marty!

Serious answer, leaks say "Who are you?"

HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US! #BERNIE2020 #FEELTHEBURN

Didn't everyone agree that Luke was a raging mo? Does anyone care about his character anymore? Did anyone EVER care about that character? What a whiney little puke. I hope a bantha shits in his hat.

this

Calm down emperor. Did you forget to take your meds?

"NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"

I could smell your cunt a mile away

this


fuck.

>i'm rey
>no rey "Who are you"
>...Daddy?

*bows down*

*smacks lips*

"Great one, child of the Force, as I have foreseen you have come. Please teach me."

Force Sloth

"I've made a huge mistake"

...

I don't care what he says i just hope he smacks her around like harley o'quinn

I am your father

duh, or...

do you think reys pusy is like that when she does?

>Rey... You are amazing... so much more powerful than me... You are the true chosen one! And a strong women to boot! You go girl!

I've been expecting you..

I hope a bantha shits in YOUR hat. Then you'll see it's no laughing matter.

> *BRAAAAAP* *BRAAAAAP*
>and now... this is to BRAP... even further beyond!!!
>hnnnggg!!!
>*stomach flexes, face contorts*
>*b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbrrrrrraaaa-a-a-aaa-aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA̯̩͜A̱̹͉͙͈Ạ̞̞͉A̖̯͚͍͙̘A̱͡A̱̟̼̖̥Á̩̜͍̳AAA̗A̝͇̩̪̺̱̹A͖̦͚͔̘͇͢AA̸͙͇͔̭̻A̱̗͇̳̱A̷̜̻͓̘A̦̖ͅA͎̖̳̮͕̜̟̕A̦͕͈̰Ạ̫̟̣̣̥̀AA̡A̱͔A̟̘͇̯͎̣͙Ả̺̼̮̝͕͊́̽A͍̥͈̦͚ͪ̓ͦ̚A̓͆̄̍ͯ̇̀͢Ȃ̩͉̀ͤ̈́̓̂͂A͂͑͗͗͒͐A̫͇̯̭͑̏̆͜Ȃ̫͛ͮǍ̗͕̱̝͖A̶̗͚͎͇̭̼͋͛̾A͓ͭ͐͂Å͔̘̗̤ͬ͋̾́ͫͩ͘A̠͑̊́̆̉̋Àͨ̀̇͟AA̦̩̿̑͗̓Ȁ̠̱͂̍̃̂̀A̷̩̽ͧͬ̑ͫ̒̈A̮̓A̼͙̱̩͋͌ͪ̏ͫ̑Ȃ̱͓͕̣̬ͅA̡̼̳͈̰̱ͩA͎̺̱̼̼̘ͩ̍͆A̦̙ͨȦ̘̻̯̠́ͅA̷̙̮̥͖͚̦ͣ͑̏ͯ̿̓̐̃̓͗̋̒̍͌͜Ą̴̛͉̪͉̗̼̖̮̝̫̳̱̰̣̙̙̋ͮͦ̿̈̂̔̀A̧͍̫̘͓͓̼̬̗̪̻̹̺̮̖̠̫̠̗ͧ̿ͬͭ͛̓̔ͩ̔͌ͬ͊ͭ͜Ȃ̧̛̠̤̖͖̠̳̪͖̺̱̳͕̬̻̥̙͇ͫ̄̔̽̓̕̕A̧̛͈͕̱͔̥͉̟͉͚̹̩̭ͯ̈̆̾͒͊͂́͡͞A̵̜͙̫͓̗̙̺̙̬̝͓̩̭͍ͭ͂̊ͪ͐͆̎ͫ͝ͅA̵̵̛̪̩̙̘̺͖͖͍̰̫͑̍͆̌̍ͯ̌͂́ͬ̒͒̐̀͆̚À̛̜̱̹̏̀͛ͬͯͮͣ̈͞͝͝ͅA͕̮̯͉̐ͣͣͪ͗ͧ͐ͦͪ̎̀

Morty I turned myself into a Jedi! IM JEDI RIIIIICK

>hate leads to autism

>I knew I sensed something across the galaxy... a tremendous presence in the Force... unlike anything I've ever felt before. It was you, Rey. Myself, my father, even master Yoda... we all pale in comparison to your power. You are the true chosen one. I will do my best to train you, but I have a feeling you will surpass my abilities in mere days...

GIRUGAMESH!

4 u

at this moment in the cinema i fucking groaned.
everything was going fine until the first fucking piece of dialogue and just fucking hell

Yeah, as soon as they broke the tension with quipping I was like, "Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck it's gonna be like this" but that was the only time they did it.

His first words will be "WDHMBT".
The girl will hold out his lightsaber, and he will turn around and look pensively over the irish ocean and mutter "WDHMBT"

breathe

"Who the fuck are you, bitch?"

,kekist tropism of them all

traps are gay

muhdik

Daughter, please fuck this black gentleman.

Bend over

Your... mother. She was a fine mare.

>Hello my last Jedi apprentice

>What will his first words be?

Already been confirmed as "Who are you?"

Pretty freaking lame too. He's a jedi. Shouldn't he know?

Ild slap that smug shit right off his fucking face. Come try that on my train you cunt!

"Why didn't they cast Idris Elba instead of me?"

If the first scene is when Rey give back his lightsaber then I think he could say:

>I don't use it anymore. That weapon is from my old me, I'm not a Jedi anymore.

"I thought you'd be prettier."

based response

Rumor is Luke hasn't touched a light saber since he threw his down in ep 6.

Im your mother

it is i luck starkisser and you are the star rey

damn dis shit crazy yo

I can't help you, I'm just a disgusting white cis male.
Only you can save the Jedi, Rey.