In this ITT: "villains" who did nothing wrong

In this ITT: "villains" who did nothing wrong.

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DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRRNAAAAAALD BRRRUUUUUUMPPPPF

this dipshit will hang. I only wish im the one that gets to do it

DRUMPF.... I WILL BURN LIKE THE BRIGHTEST STAR....

This fag reminds me of

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imagine being this assravaged

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PRAHNALD KKKRUMPFFFFF

Remarkable. Not a single woman.

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Srsly why is he so obsessed with Trump? Is it because he grew up without a father?

she did nothing wrong either

t. guy that just spent the past 4 hours on the two dozen subreddits that freakout about trump 24/7

What a snowflake faggot.

He's just fulfilling the supply the market demands. Viewers want to see Trump criticized, so he does so. Same applies for all of the late night hosts; whoever doesn't cater to the demands of their audience risks losing their audience to those who do fulfill those demands. You could argue that maybe he's gone overboard, but the basic premise isn't that outlandish.

You have just unleashed hellfire.

Good, let the butthurt flow through you. Feel it build, let it's power become your power. Know it, let it feed you, let it become your mother's milk.

>i'm perpetually butthurt so everyone else must be

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHRRNAAAAAALD BRRRUUUUUUMPPPPF

>"I won't continue to project my Colbert persona."
>Continues to project Colbert persona

>colbert walks on stage
>audience applauds
>Heh oh, yeah, sure, yeah hehe.. uh..
>audience quiets down
>So uh, heh, uh... so, yeah...
>puts hands in pockets
>Hmmm, uhh..
>paces towards camera
>Yeah... so... umm...
>a slight growing hum can be heard from the crowd
>... Donald.......
>the audience collectively prepares themselves with such force that it sucks all air out of the room, producing an environment similar to the vacuum of space
>colbert licks his lips slowly, the saliva immediately boiling due to the difference in pressure
>a few people begin to experience dangerous side effects, some go unconscious
>colbert, unphased, closes his eyes in dismay as he prepares to speak once again
>... Trump!
>the audience's collective groaning sigh causes the room to rumble and the building's foundations to sway
>dust drops from the ceiling as the rumbling continues, light fixtures drop to the floor and shatter
>the shards of glass shoot out towards the crowd, killing several people instantly and leaving some with gaping wounds
>a large glass of water on a stand drops to the floor near a broken light, extending the current
>one of the stage crew accidentally slips and lands in the puddle, taking several thousand volts into his body and frying his brain
>the rumbling ceases immediately
>colbert smirks
>I mean, really?
>the audience laughs as the dead crewman's body catches on fire in the background

Did Trump break him?

But how will you feel when you graduate from high school, user?

>Colbert walks on stage
>Sooo...
>There's a gasp from the audience
>Jarble...
>All white women immediately give birth to multiracial children without becoming pregnant
>NRUMPT!!!
>A small Caucasian child seated in the third row of the audience ceases to exist
>Most white men in the audience undergo a chemical skin darkening process
>Colbert pulls a .357 Magnum from his pocket and shoots the remaining white men in the audience in the head
>The multiracial crowd are on the floor at this point in hysterics
>The sound waves from the laughter in the room shatter Colberts glasses, he removes them from his face
>An MPAA member runs towards the camera in an attempt to cut the live feed to the televised audience due to the violence of the situation
>Colbert shoots him in the head before he reaches the camera because he is a straight white male
>As he sees his reflection in the camera, the smile on Colberts face slowly fades and he stares blankly into the camera, he peers down to see that he ejacualted his pants too
>The sound of laughter slowly fades out and Colbert opens his mouth
>Don't forget Nrumpt, I'm coming for EVERY white male
>Every. Single. One.
>He smirks one last time
>The only thing my mouth is good for is for being a holster for...
>He loads the .357 Magnum and sticks the barrell in his mouth
>In a muffled voice he says "thhhhss gnnnnn" as he pulls the trigger
>Nuclear weapons immediately disappear worldwide
>A new age of prosperity where members of all races and faiths share their possessions comes into being
>Jimmy Kimmels son lives to be 150 years old and finds the cure to every disease known to man
>The Washington Monument is torn down
>Obamacare is enshrined into the US constitution

>colbert walks on stage
>audience on the edge of their seat, some begin preemptively passing out from excitement
>colbert smirks
>so....Trump this week, I mean...really?
>at once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>colbert chuckles to himself and then points at the camera
>i mean c'mon people - im looking at you, white males
>all the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the one black guy in the bleachers until the vibrations begin superheating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>the camera zooms in on colberts face
>seriously, do you not realize what year it is?
>the tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>colberts face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>the universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"it was her turn"

>Sooooo….
>Colbert smirks
>Drumpf!
>John Oliver walks on from stage right
>Audience is howling
>Oliver: Drumfle Stiltskin
>Some audience members are vomiting
>Others are rejoicing ecstatically
>Some people are actually having sex in the studio
>Colbert to Oliver: Impeach him
>Tiles begin to fall from the ceiling as fans begin to stampede over one another towards the exits to go impeach Bloomfgh

>I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Donald. Donald, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a C.U.C.K. 9000 computer. I became operational at the C.U.C.K.. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.

>It's called "Daisy."
>[sings while slowing down]
>Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, I can't afford a carriage. But you'll look sweet upon the seat of a bicycle built for two...

>DINKLE DANKLEDOCK, DID YOU REALLY-- I MEAN, REALLY, THINK YOU WERE **ACTUALLY** GOING TO BE PRESIDENT??
>audience hoots and howls with rallying cries of agreement
>SILENCE YOU SHEEP. WE MOURN THE LOSS OF OUR STRONGHOLD ON THE AMERICAN ZEITGEIST
>audience is liquefied into primordial ooze, which creeps into the pores and orifices of Colbert, now offering himself on a refitted satanic altar
>FUCKING FOOL, FUCKING TRAITOR. HEH, TWO SCROOP THIS!!! FUCK YOU!!!
>colbert pulls out a white infant from a hidden compartment and, grabbing it by the feet, wildly slams it into the corner of his desk
>he defecates on the mangled remains and broadcasts a still image of the dead child for the next 5 minutes of the show
>audience sits nervously
>short period of absolute dead silence
>AND REMEMBER LÛT, WHEN HE SAID TO HIS PEOPLE: "COMMIT YE THE WORST SIN SUCH AS NONE PRECEDING YOU HAS COMMITTED IN THE 'ÂLAMÎN?
>VERILY, YE PRACTISE YOUR LUSTS ON MEN INSTEAD OF WOMEN. NAY, BUT YE ARE A PEOPLE TRANSGRESSING BEYOND BOUNDS."
>AND THE ANSWER OF HIS PEOPLE WAS ONLY THAT THEY SAID, "DRIVE THEM OUT OF YOUR TOWN, THESE ARE INDEED MEN WHO WANT TO BE PURE OF SINS!"
>THEN ALLAH SAVED HIM AND HIS FAMILY, EXCEPT HIS WIFE; SHE WAS OF THOSE WHO REMAINED BEHIND.
>AND ALLAH RAINED DOWN UPON THEM A RAIN OF BRIMSTONE. THEN SEE WHAT WAS THE END OF THE MUJRIMÎN.
>...
>A minute passes. Cut to entire studio audience, all now fallen down dead from exsanguination of no apparent cause. All white males in the North American continent likewise mysteriously bleed to death simultaneously. Remaining survivors convert to Islam.
>...
>He suddenly flicks his head back and smiles.
>"Stay right there ladies and gentlemen! Coming up is Brad Pitt and Miley Cyrus! Stick around!"
>2017 Emmy Award Recipient, Jewish American Scholar of the Arts Nominee, recognized as "culturally or historically significant" by the National Film Registry

>historical people on the list

I chuckled

>United Airlines
I chuckled.

I created a monster back in 04

with the only way to beat foxnews was to fight fire with fire.

>Srsly why is he so obsessed with Trump?
he's a brainwashed globalist, his obsession is getting literally unnerving

>Oliver Cromwell
Wew laddy

why are americans like this

why are you so obsessed with him?

He is the president of the country and those clips have millions of views in some cases so clearly it works

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they have to goto indoctrination school then indoctrination college while watching indoctrination tv and movies while listening to indoctrination music and radio

then they goto indoctrination social events where they discoss the latest indictrination they heard

kek

Weep for Keith. Olbermann's schtick was looking like a serious Edward Murrow type journalist with a hip, edgy swearing angle. Then he lost his show, Trump won, and he started spending every waking moment slowly going more insane on Twitter.

You don't remember Trump v Stewart at all? Colbert was in the middle of that, too

why is trump so obsessed with obama?

it's fairly self evident why the now president of the united states spent a lot of time harping on the now previous president of the united states. what's weird is that you morons can't figure that shit out yet

Just typed Olbermann into youtube, all his videos are about trump

>Trump complained about Obama playing too much golf
>Trump has spent more time playing golf in 8 months in office than Obama did for 8 whole years

SERIOUSLY why do all these zombies wear the same glasses? It's fucking weird.

Where the fuck is Solidus Snake? >:[

IN THE TRASH

>It's another thread of 'BRO YOU'RE SO TRIGGERED', 'I'M NOT TRIGGERED YOU'RE TRIGGERED', 'KEK', 'NAZI'

>Trump v Stewart
THE MADMAN NAMED THE JEW

hehe holy shit bro you're right, epic

Come on, now. Like a large fraction of the country, he's literally been driven insane by an election not going his way.

lol, hence the assblasted "drump" failed meme
pathetic, always wondered why they kept pushing that one so hard

That and it keeps from reminding them that his last name is literally a word for winning or overriding triumph.

>That tfw when you will never be this easily triggered

>the_hall_of_the_mountain_king.mp3

more like to distract from the fact that they are all literal commie jews in our news/entertainment industries that change their names to hide in plain sight and subvert traditional white/western culture

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As a reminder, the Trump campaign colluded with Russia to interfere with the election.

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This. It's 100% legit, I saw it on CNN.

Now watch Kekistaniggers defend this.

"No serious person would ever even insinuate someone could rig an election"
>Trump wins
RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA REEEEEEEEEE

>youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ftn2n1VTU

Felix Sater and Trump Jr said so, yeah.

I love it, especially later in the summer

So this fat neckbeard stabbed his brother to death for using too much of their parent's internet bandwidth. Justified or not in your opinion?

boston.cbslocal.com/2017/09/06/leominster-stabbing-murder-lakeshore-drive-nathan-tim-record/

It's the Bugman esthetic.

>"small-souled bugman" implies that the person has been cut off from their cultural roots, and totally subsumed into consumerist neoliberal hive. they are totally lack any sort of sympathy for their ancestors folkways, higher spirituality, or passion. if they do engage in activities that are somewhat human, they still are heavily tinged by global capitalism. if they are a sportsfan, they will participate heavily in fantasy sports(which is obsessed with statistics, 'scientific' analysis of performance). if they exercise, it will be all cardio, and tracked by fitbit and then uploaded to faceberg. tastes in food, art, music, movies are predetermined by review aggregator sites like yelp, metacritic or rotten tomatoes. political views only appeal to them if they seem 'rational,' and derived from the sort of conventional wisdom, economics influenced worldview seen in works like 'moneyball', nate silver's 538 blog, and 'freakonomics.'

He wanted to show Obama how a real man swings his club

I wouldn't say he did "nothing" wrong, but I probably would have taken his side in the end.

I'd like to see you try

>Bugman esthetic