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>Shadow was the best song edition


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>Shadow was the best song
WHERE THE FUCK IS DEAR TOMMY ALREADY, JOHNNY?

I was listening to a playlist of the soundtrack earlier and was gonna post these lyrics but was too lazy.

christ just let it go

Reminder

This thread? Again? Seriously?

Fuck off cucks, there's still so much to discuss.

change "audrey was laura" to "white women age like milk" and yeah it's accurate LMAO

Sorry but this season was a literal cringefest.

did Frank send George to Earth to defeat Judy's offspring?

Original series: Great, original ideas and magnificent implementation.
The Return: Shit, unoriginal ideas and shit implementation.

>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>somehow the best thing in tv history

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Vedderposters were right. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen: youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

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there is the magick!

zabriskie was born for dark roles

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>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>somehow the best thing in tv history

>It's another thread about this plebbit series.

My dream is to go
To that place
You know the one
Where it all began
On a starry night
On a starry night
When it all began

You said hold me
Hold me, hold me
Don't be afraid
Don't be afraid
We're with the stars

>tfw you realize all of this is true

When the show originally aired, I actually liked the logo that ABC used for its commercials better than the appearance of the Twin Peaks title in the credits:
youtube.com/watch?v=AJ7njRj4uvc

I never thought I'd miss a Sup Forums general.

Hold me /tpg/

JUDY

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Fuck me what's with the tard complaining about proper Sup Forums formatting here

>why don't people bother reading my posts!!!!
>continues typing like nigger
Of course you're this dense. Your ancestors are all criminals.

How so? Besides the acting one I'm not convinced by any of those points

Vedderchecked those double dubs

I'm even going to miss you, cuteposter.

Shine on, you crazy diamond

Please ignore the shitposters. The show has flaws, yes. BUT


IT IS STILL GODLIKE

have some pie user:
youtube.com/watch?v=s0YcvDeZdGM

Because they're all true? I don't really care if you're convinced or not.

what did he mean by this?

If this doesn't get another season, then Lynch has been a fucking failure

>Vedderchecking
>not saying HELLOOO-OOOOOOOOOO

Good job faggot, you killed this general. Even I don't want to continue this stupid discussion anymore

>The show has flaws
Which ones?

en ingles por favor

WHERE'S ANNIE

Getting pretty slow on that now aren't you

>why does he expect people replying to his posts to actually read them!!?!
>also your countryball sucks
ahaha you are new

This season was a beautiful piece of art that failed to deliver a fitting continuation to Twin Peaks and ultimately misunderstood what made the original so beloved in the first place

Why has no one mentioned this scene from the international pilot?

NOOOOO. pls stay strong!

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Not enough scary bits.

>Shadow
This was the last time Twin Peaks was good.

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YOU WERE CAUGHT IN THE CROSSFIRE

OF CHILDHOOD AND STARDOM

Vedderchecked those satanic trips

blast from the past

CUTE dubs

Friendly reminder that despite everything pointing against this interpretation, Cooper & Laura won and it was a happy ending.

I gave you a bit of advice about failing to communicate like a real person and you refused to follow it. Don't blame me for illustrating what the repercussion of that choice is.

So this is what the giant meant by
>It is in our house now.
That noise is a sign of Judy's presence. Judy was the "it" in their house.

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Vedderposters were right. (Pic is evil Cooper's last victim)
Listen: youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

>1987
you had one job

>and your other general
Watch more film, plebeians.

despite his age he can still get an erection

Why do you think did he want to make this clear?

>posting in over 9000 /tpg/ threads
>wasting precious time you could invest in watching some film or reading a book

Vedderchecked

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

>all these insanely detailed theories when there are numerous continuity errors between Twin Peaks, FWWM, and The Return

The interpretation of S3 dipshits who have been double dosing on their Prozac since the finale.

I think that calls for another one

>no more jumping man posting
>no more JUDY posting
>instead we get this fucking greentext
Why is this allowed

Laura woke up in 1989. Cooper won. Doubters btfo.

but you not understanding my post has nothing to do with grammar
"which is proper formatting for Sup Forums, where most posters don't autistically follow grammar rules, see"
is not completely different from:
"Which is proper formatting for Sup Forums, where most posters don't autistically follow grammar rules, see"

>Don't blame me
I'm not blaming you for shit, I pointed out you misread my post and you're making up inane arguments to defend yourself
>repercussion of that choice is
ahh fuck, some tard on /tpg/ didn't understand my post. the horror

Lynch didn't want it to actually be beloved. He just pull out all his tired audiovisual tricks and hang out with his friends one more time before he dies. In fact, he was openly hostile to everything that made the original the one hit wonder of his career.

>without Laura's death, Briggs never tells Bobby of his vision of light, and Bobby will continue to be a drug dealer for the rest of his life
>without Laura's death, Ben Horne will never be motivated to repent for his crimes
>without Laura's death, Jacoby will never be disbarred from psychiatric practice and Nadine will never learn to shovel herself out of the shit, making Ed cucked forever
>without Laura's death, Andy will never be chosen by the Fireman to be a hero and Lucy will never bust a cap into Doppelcoop like a motherfucker

haha nn-o..... remember all that electricity in the original series!

This is probably Ops real face

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEC
TRIIIIIII
CIIIIIIIIIIITYYYYYYY

You now realize I'm not going to read that because you couldn't be bothered to type it like a person who has valuable thoughts and feelings.

It would have been more comfy if it were shot in the same format that Twin Peaks was.

It was Laura who turned Bobby into a drug dealer
>Jacoby will never be disbarred from psychiatric practice
is that Frost's lore?

>no set design, feels empty and lifeless
>no interesting ideas for storylines and generally bad writing
>relies on gimmicks only instead
>those are unoriginal or just bad, unfortunately ("fuck you, albert", glove, andy and lucy, coordinates, riddles, ...)
>bad acting (Bell, Lynch, Horse, Robertson, Dern, ...)
>dull characters (one-dimensional at best)
>storylines and characters are introduced for no purpose
>everything is supposed to weirdly connect and make sense
>shot in digital in a way that doesn't compensate for the technology's disadvantages (looks bad)
>roadhouse scenes (out of place, badly shot, the songs, the bands, the extras, ...)
>student-tier storytelling/editing (characters are shown walking up complete sets of stairs)
>stretched out needlessly, long takes have no particular effect
>everything above is literally cringe-tier in concept and implementation
>obviously delusional and/or inexperienced fanbase perceiving it as particularly meaningful, complex or "deep"
>can't compare to the original series that doesn't have those problems (coherent/complex and beautiful sets, costumes and make-up/well shot/well acted/well written/magnificent multi-dimensional characters and character relations, music, storylines and gimmicks/creates a unique athmosphere as a result, changing the world of television forever whereas "the return" neither manages to do something established really good nor to invent something new)
>somehow the best thing in tv history

Get over it.

Thoughts and feelings

Cringe

AAAANIMAL LOYF

Wonder when they'll figure out all these theories are horseshit and they are missing the point.

Coming up with concrete reasons/details for the things happening misses the point. Lynch spells his style out in multiple interviews, but still doesn't dissuade them from trying.

alri mr supreme gentleman, I've learnt my lesson

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still no arguments contrarian. and no, bad acting and bad writing is not an argument.

And yet it will be beloved for all time.

One thing that bugs me about this ending is we will never know if Leland ever found the black grandmas he was looking for

The worst is people applying all the new shit to the original retrospectively. "Annie was a tulpa", for example

she probably was, though.

Who cares, samefag

I don't owe you arguments. What made you think I did? Your desire for everything to be an online argument for you to prove yourself in because you were never good at sports?

JUDY/MOTHER/EXPERIMENT is horned and its arms are naturally bent back

holy shit

She really wasn't

"Maddie was a Tulpa" is much more retarded

People are actually doing this?

Yeah that's true

This is the problem of putting to many mystical mechanisms into your universe, people start applying them to everything

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X character from the original series was a tulpa in general is stupid.

WRAYPED IN PLAYSTIC

I would probably beat your ass, faggot. KEK